The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub
The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub

Author: JB Lynn

Publisher: Jennifer Baum

Published: 2019-05-21

Total Pages: 191

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Love and Murder are in the air. In years past, Maggie Lee has not been a fan of Valentine’s Day, but this year, the holiday has warped into its own special hell. She's stuck working at her aunt’s lingerie shop during the busiest (and cheesiest) time of the year, someone volunteered her to help with the Valentine’s Day party at her niece’s school, and there’s a hitman in town, known as the Cupid Killer. Maggie is up to her eyeballs in declarations of love, sex toys, and candy hearts, when all she really wants is to chase down leads pertaining to her missing sister. Can Maggie survive a guy with a bow and arrow, the pain in the butt parents of school kids, and a romantic proposal? Or will she succumb to her favorite fantasy? The one where she runs away with her pets.

The Hitwoman and the Fallen Angel
The Hitwoman and the Fallen Angel

Author: JB Lynn

Publisher: Jennifer Baum

Published: 2019-10-25

Total Pages: 195

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Even a good man makes mistakes... In Maggie Lee’s topsy-turvy world, Angel Delveccio is one of the good guys, but now it seems he’s gotten himself into some trouble. Can she get him out of it? It’s not like she doesn’t have enough problems of her own. She’s struggling to pacify both the people and pets of her household -- all of whom aren’t shy about voicing their litany of complaints and demands about their new home. Stretched thin, Maggie attempts to broker familial peace while simultaneously contending with an external threat that revolves around a human skull. And let’s not forget that a certain mobster has tasked her with keeping his nephew out of hot water. Can Maggie protect Angel while keeping her family safe and together, or will someone be lost?

Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

Author: JB Lynn

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2012-01-24

Total Pages: 254

ISBN-13: 0062134620

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Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she's never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a talking lizard—a picky eater, obsessed with Wheel of Fortune, that only Maggie can hear. Maggie, who can barely take care of herself, is desperate to help her injured and orphaned niece get the best medical care possible, so she reluctantly accepts a mobster's lucrative job offer: major cash to kill his monstrous son-in-law. Paired with Patrick Mulligan, a charming murder mentor (who happens to moonlight as a police detective), Maggie stumbles down her new career path, contending with self-doubt, three meddling aunts, a semi-psychic friend predicting her doom, and a day job she hates. Oh, and let's not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she's up to. Training has never been so complicated! And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Because if she doesn't . . . she's the mob's next target.

The Hitwoman Investigates
The Hitwoman Investigates

Author: JB Lynn

Publisher: Jennifer Baum

Published: 2022-08-31

Total Pages: 200

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Maggie Lee knows she should "just say no" to retired US Marshal Lawrence Griswald when he asks for her help. But when has Maggie ever NOT helped a family member? At Griswald's request she partners with Nat Hunting to figure out what the hold up is with Griswald getting his private investigator license. It doesn't sound that complicated or dangerous, but somehow Maggie ends up dancing with an octopus, breaking into a morgue, and facing off against a killer (armed only with a magnifying glass). She’ll need the help of her loyal pets, some psychic guidance and more than a smidge of luck to survive this investigation.

The Hitwoman's Getaway
The Hitwoman's Getaway

Author: JB Lynn

Publisher: Jennifer Baum

Published: 2022-04-14

Total Pages: 200

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A romantic room, gourmet meals, free booze, massages…that’s what Maggie is promised when she’s sent away on a pet-friendly romantic getaway. Crazy fellow guests, a missing couple, a human skull, and someone trying to kill her is what she ends up getting. With the help of the core members of her menagerie and a new furry friend, Maggie tries to figure out what’s going on while staying alive and how to salvage her romantic weekend. But a killer has other plans…

The Hitwoman's Reunion
The Hitwoman's Reunion

Author: JB Lynn

Publisher: Jennifer Baum

Published: 2024-10-31

Total Pages: 192

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Maggie Lee is stressed as she plans a hit ordered by the mob boss while simultaneously coordinating a Going Away party for her brother. Things only get worse when the body of a kid she went to high school with is found and her old friend Zeke becomes the main suspect in a murder investigation. Meanwhile, a series of unexpected reunions knocks Maggie off her game and she makes some dangerous mistakes. If she’s not careful, she could be the one who ends up going away…for murder.

The Hitwoman Spirals
The Hitwoman Spirals

Author: JB Lynn

Publisher: Jennifer Baum

Published: 2024-07-31

Total Pages: 201

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Maggie Lee’s life is spiraling out of control. (What else is new, right?) Her family is pulling her in a dozen directions. Her pets are bickering incessantly. She’s got a job that she’s not quite sure she’s up to doing. And it kind of feels like everyone is conspiring to drive her nuts. Join Maggie and her menagerie on their latest misadventure, The Hitwoman Spirals, Book 44 in the Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman series.

The Hitwoman Plays Courier
The Hitwoman Plays Courier

Author: JB Lynn

Publisher: Jennifer Baum

Published: 2021-12-16

Total Pages: 204

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No good deed goes unpunished. When Maggie Lee helps an old man who’s fallen, she ends up working as a courier for his well-to-do son. Proud of herself for landing a legitimate job that doesn’t involve a windowless office, Maggie ignores red flags and the concerns of God that all may not be what it seems. She’s too busy traversing the landmines of literacy involving a certain mobster’s grandson and juggling the two men who both want more from their relationships with her. Maggie’s already stressed out when things go wrong, really wrong, with a delivery. A man’s dead and the police know about her involvement with him. With the help of her pets and the two men vying for her affections, Maggie must figure out what the heck is going on…or God may be lost forever.

The Hitwoman Gets Caught
The Hitwoman Gets Caught

Author: JB Lynn

Publisher: Jennifer Baum

Published: 2024-01-18

Total Pages: 215

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When Maggie Lee agrees to help her Dad retrieve something from a safety deposit box, she inadvertently puts herself and someone she loves in danger. Will a botched bank robbery be the end of our favorite bumbling assassin? Don't miss the next wacky misadventure in the Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman series.

The Hitwoman's Egg Hunt
The Hitwoman's Egg Hunt

Author: JB Lynn

Publisher: Jennifer Baum

Published: 2024-08-13

Total Pages: 214

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Why is it that Maggie’s legit jobs are just as crazy as her illegal gigs? When Griswald asks for Maggie's help to investigate a burglary, she jumps at the chance to do something that won’t involve breaking any laws (spoiler alert: laws are broken). When Griswald is incapacitated it’s up to Maggie to figure out who stole the loot and retrieve it so that they can claim the finder’s fee. There’s just three problems: 1) Someone else is working the case and they are ruthless. 2) She's in danger of being caught breaking a law or two. 3) Her family. Can Maggie solve the case and collect the reward? Or will egg hunting make her life go splat?