The Funniest Stuff

The Funniest Stuff

Author: Colin West

Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd

Published: 2016-11-23

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 1785893394

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The Funniest Stuff contains over fifty funny poems with equally amusing illustrations created by Colin West. They cover an array of different subjects in a range of various verse forms, strong in rhyme and wordplay. There are crazy creatures like the Snoope and the Lolloping Lollop. There are eccentric characters like Uncle Norman, a traffic warden who likes to keep on his uniform, (even in bed), and Aunt Priscilla, who wrestles a wild gorilla. There are insights into the poet’s world, where Colin eschews personal questions in ‘Don’t Ask Me About Myself’, and gives vent to his feelings about airy-fairy writers in ‘O How I Hate the Poet!’ Black humour is in evidence in short pieces, such as the nature-loving Henrietta and the longer rollicking ballad, Fritz, who liked to frolic in the foothills but whose dreams were sadly crushed. There is even a pastiche of the early Victorian cautionary tale in ‘Belated Bertie’, about a boy who liked to play practical jokes. There is pure nonsense in ‘Under My Uncle’s Umbrella’ and a nod to concrete poetry in ‘I Used To Climb Up Lamp-posts, Sir’. The Funniest Stuff is brimming with humour, wit and charm and is sure to find your funny-bone and give it a good tickle! It will appeal to children aged 8-12.


Funny Stuff

Funny Stuff

Author: Clyde Murdock

Publisher: Barbour Publishing

Published: 1998

Total Pages: 238

ISBN-13: 9781577483687

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Clyde Murdock shares his collection of over 400 jokes clean enough to tell your grandmother.


The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded

The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded

Author: Steven D. Price

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2019-08-29

Total Pages: 343

ISBN-13: 1493041207

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Here are1,237 laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There’s something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,237 funniest things ever said: “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”—Rita Rudner “I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.”—Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe “I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”—Malcolm Forbes “The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’”—Bill Maher


Cyber Jokes

Cyber Jokes

Author: Doug Mayer

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 1996

Total Pages: 140

ISBN-13:

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Presents a compilation of jokes, fictional press releases, and humorous classified ads and lists culled from the Internet.


Some of the Funniest Things Happen in the Most Unlikely and Unexpected Places

Some of the Funniest Things Happen in the Most Unlikely and Unexpected Places

Author: Glenn W. Martin

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2005-03-03

Total Pages: 212

ISBN-13: 0595792987

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This collection of stories was written for only one purpose-to make you laugh! These stories are not aimed at your mind, but at your funny bone. They are not supposed to make you smarter or wiser, but might keep you from taking yourself and life too seriously. When enjoying these stories, you may venture into restaurants or churches, attend weddings or funerals, and spend some time in the Army. And you may meet people who did not intend to be funny, but did funny things. These stories should put a smile on your face, and a chuckle in your voice. And if you laugh out loud, that would be okay, too. Laughter is not only good for your health, but it also does wonders for your spirit and your soul.


Funny Stuff in the Bible

Funny Stuff in the Bible

Author: Phillip D. Johnson

Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers

Published: 2013-10-28

Total Pages: 155

ISBN-13: 1620327295

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Funny Stuff in the Bible is a field trip through the Bible library hunting for funny stuff. The many stories and other literature in this library were written over a period of a thousand years. This is well known. Thinking of the Bible as a library provides perspective. Though there are more copies of this library, its writings bound into a single volume, than of any other book in the world, the literature in it is underrated and underenjoyed. It is underenjoyed because of the smog created by the notion that every word is religiously serious and not for enjoyment, let alone laughter. This overlay of morality and religious seriousness makes it difficult to read a particular story as we do other stories in the world. Funny Stuff shakes off these notions to enjoy some stories. The Bible is a large library. We can only explore a little of it as we look both for stuff that makes us laugh and also things that are strange. We investigate what we come across--stumble on, so to speak. The quest is undertaken in good humor and with light hearts.


Some of The Funniest Things Happen in College Settings

Some of The Funniest Things Happen in College Settings

Author: Leo Mcgee

Publisher: Covenant Books, Inc.

Published: 2019-08-23

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 1645590380

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Humor on college campuses? Not so much! If any significant amount at all, it is generally within the student ranks. Administrators and staff are too busy by administering and coordinating. Faculty are far too busy teaching, debating, and engaging in scholarly inquiry. Fortunately, there is a small number in higher education who sees a bit of humor in daily activities. This book highlights the observations of one individual whose journey in this arena spans forty-eight years, 1959-2007. Included is a potpourri of vignettes, chock-full of wit and wisdom. The vignettes take place in venues the likes of athletic field, president's office, sit-in, prison, hospital, and corn patch. This book should be of great interest to both faculty and administrators. The public domain has always been curious about the inner workings of higher education. Now it has the chance to have a portion of its curiosity satisfied through this humorous work.


The Funniest Things I Read on E-Mail While My Boss Thought I Was Working Volume One

The Funniest Things I Read on E-Mail While My Boss Thought I Was Working Volume One

Author: Ken Garber

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2009-05-12

Total Pages: 126

ISBN-13: 1462820425

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KEN GARBER has worked as a reporter and advertising professional in the newspaper industry in the Baltimore-Washington area for the past 15 years. He has a love/hate relationship with e-mails. He loves the ones that made it into this book and hates all the ones that he has read thoroughly only to find out he never needed the info contained within. The rest fall somewhere in between. Despite the book title (I did check with HR to make sure the company has a sense of humor), he does work pretty hard for The Herald-Mail Newspaper Company in Hagerstown, Maryland, one of the finest community newspapers on the planet. When not at work, he lives in the same town with his beautiful and brilliant wife Kelli and handsome son Chase.


A Confederacy of Dunces

A Confederacy of Dunces

Author: John Kennedy Toole

Publisher: Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Published: 2007-12-01

Total Pages: 414

ISBN-13: 0802197620

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Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).


Funny Things My Kids Say: Keepsake Parents Journal Childhood Memory Book Red Black

Funny Things My Kids Say: Keepsake Parents Journal Childhood Memory Book Red Black

Author: MM Creative Notebooks

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2018-10-04

Total Pages: 104

ISBN-13: 9781726734400

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Kids say the funniest things. Keep track of those special memories with this cute notebook. You'll love looking back and remembering those times when your kids had you rolling on the floor with laughter or having you blush with embarrassment. Every moment is special so grab this journal and keep notes, you'll be glad you did! It's the perfect gift for new moms, parents of toddlers and small children or any family member who wants to look back on those special times with the kids they dearly love. 6x9 Paperback Bound Book 122 pages Find other kids quote journal designs and different notebooks by selecting the hyperlink for "authors name" near the top of this listing.