The Emoji Haggadah

The Emoji Haggadah

Author: Martin Bodek

Publisher: Urim Publications

Published: 2019-03-25

Total Pages: 186

ISBN-13: 9655243346

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Emojis are the hieroglyphics of the 21st century, so have a blastdeciphering the traditional Haggadah text written in a mostuntraditional format &– entirely in emojis! Tips for decoding areincluded at the end of The Emoji Haggadah, along with the fulltraditional Hebrew and English Haggadah text.


The Coronavirus Haggadah

The Coronavirus Haggadah

Author: Martin Bodek

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2020-03-29

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 1716133629

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Until a vaccine arrives, & until all comply with self-isolating & distancing, the only thing left to battle the 11th plague of coronavirus is humor. That's all we have. So enjoy around the Passover table, & may we return to the Old Normal soon. Amen. All proceeds go to whom the book is dedicated: for all those in the trenches. Note: formatting might be imperfect, due to the rush to get this out before Passover 2020.


The Festivus Haggadah

The Festivus Haggadah

Author: Martin Bodek

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2020-02-03

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1678113654

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This Festivus Haggadah uses the classic haggadah as its template, and fuses as much of the Seinfeld canon - and particularly, the curious details of the Festivus holiday - as possible into it. It's a tribute, an homage, a comedic fusion, and something you can enjoy around the Festivus or Passover table. Two holidays, for the low price of one.


The Shakespeare Haggadah

The Shakespeare Haggadah

Author: Martin Bodek

Publisher: Wicked Son

Published: 2023-02-14

Total Pages: 85

ISBN-13: 163758623X

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Art thee a teenager? Most wondrous. How about a tweenager? Coequal better. Perhaps thou art a drossy adolescent or gamesome adult? Readeth this while the stodgy elders and fartuous children readeth the haggadot, catered only to those folk—until now. Thou canst useth this as an actual Haggadah too, as the full Hebrew text be on the left, and Shakespeare's rendering be on the right. So it readeth right, which sounds like it should beest the opposite, but it be not as confusing as thou mayest thinketh.


The God Book

The God Book

Author: Rabbi Jack Abramowitz

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2017-01-18

Total Pages: 313

ISBN-13: 1524573485

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From angels and the afterlife to suffering and Divine providence, The God Book addresses all things spiritual through classic works of Jewish philosophy. Works summarized include the Rambams Moreh Nevuchim (Guide for the Perplexed), Ramchals Derech Hashem (Way of God), ibn Pakudas Chovos HaLevavos (Duties of the Heart) and Hilchos Deios from the Rambams Mishneh Torah.


The Tzniyus Book

The Tzniyus Book

Author: Rabbi Jack Abramowitz

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 1441577963

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The Tzniyus Book presents not only explanations for, but also the Biblical and Talmudic sources of traditional practices of dress and comportment among observant Jews. If a person has an idea what's what, but may not be sure why, The Tzniyus Book lays it out in a down-to-earth, contemporary fashion.


Emoglyphs

Emoglyphs

Author: Shirly Ben-Dor Evian

Publisher:

Published: 2019

Total Pages: 93

ISBN-13: 9789652785077

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Picture-writing from hieroglyphs to the emoji.


B is for Bagel

B is for Bagel

Author: Rachel Teichman

Publisher: The Collective Book Studio

Published: 2022-02-09

Total Pages: 22

ISBN-13: 1951412842

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From A to Z, asiago to za’atar, cover your ABCs while learning about this popular breakfast food. "A...delightful, colorful, bagel-themed ABC book that’s an ode to the round doughy delicacy beloved by American Jews (and anyone who has good taste in food)." —Kveller Roll, boil, and bake your way through this book, where unicorns and rainbows take bagel form, and schmear knows no limits! B is for Bagel teaches the whole alphabet, while introducing children to traditional and innovative bagel flavors. Vibrant photographs of each life-size bagel, plus two bonus recipes in the back, make turning the pages that much more interactive for young readers! MORE PRAISE FOR B IS FOR BAGEL “Vibrant and creative… a perfect introduction to the infinitely versatile bagel we all know and love!” —Sam Silverman, Bagel Expert at Brooklyn Bagel Blog & Founder of BagelFest “Our team of educators loves this book! It's a wonderful way to teach kids basic language skills while giving them a piece of Jewish Culture.” —The Bible Players


For This We Left Egypt?

For This We Left Egypt?

Author: Dave Barry

Publisher: Macmillan + ORM

Published: 2017-03-07

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 125011022X

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The book you hold before you is no ordinary Haggadah. If you’ve ever suffered through a Seder, you’re well aware of the fact that the entire evening can last as long as the exodus from Egypt itself. There are countless stories, dozens of blessings, and far too many handwashings while the meal turns cold. Now prepare to be entertained by another version of the book that’s responsible for this interminable tradition. With this hilarious parody Haggadah from the comedic minds of Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel, and Adam Mansbach, good Jews everywhere will no longer have to sit (and sleep) through a lengthy and boring Seder. In For This We Left Egypt?, the authors will be take you through every step of the Seder, from getting rid of all the chametz in your home by setting it on fire with a kosher blowtorch to a retelling of the Passover story starring Pharaoh Schmuck and a burning bush that sounds kind of like Morgan Freeman, set against the backdrop of the Promised Land—which turned out not to be a land of milk and honey but rather one of rocks and venomous scorpions the size of Yorkshire terriers. You then eat a celebratory brisket and wrap up the whole evening by taking at least forty-five minutes to say good-bye to everyone. So gather all the Jews in your life (even the few who don’t appear to be long-suffering) and settle in for a fun way to pass the time while waiting for Elijah to show up.