The Dad Joke Bible

The Dad Joke Bible

Author: Christopher Reed

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-14

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13:

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Chris Reed, professionally known as Plastician is a world renowned DJ and Producer. He is also known for his love of awful jokes and puns, or "Dad Jokes" as the world has crowned them. After years of littering twitter with these one liners, pressure has mounted on him to compile them into a handy book - something that can be stored in the home or in a bag that can be referenced in times of need. Whether for use as a self helping pick me up, or some revision ahead of an important meeting where you need to really flex your wit among colleagues and potential new clients. This book contains some of those famed and often viral twitter posts, alongside hundreds of his favourite finds and some brand new jokes that are yet to be posted. At the end of 2020, it's important we smile in the face of adversity - so expect plenty of COVID-19 puns in here for good measure - right in time for Christmas! So if you're a Dad looking to level up, a Mum who appreciates a bad joke, or perhaps even just want to support a musician being advised to retrain by the UK government - The Dad Joke Bible is the book for you.


The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-05-10

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 1612435904

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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”


Batman: Odyssey

Batman: Odyssey

Author: Neal Adams

Publisher:

Published: 2013-10-08

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781401236847

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Batman, on the verge of killing a man for the first time, embarks on a journey of self-discovery that may also reveal secrets about his enemies and allies.


Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes

Author: Dad Says Jokes

Publisher: Cassell

Published: 2018-10-04

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1788401190

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From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.


The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

Author: Hugh Murmie

Publisher:

Published: 2020-05-10

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13:

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New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!


The World's Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes

The World's Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes

Author: Barbour Publishing

Publisher: Barbour Publishing

Published: 2017

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781683221005

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Here is a brand-new collection of more than 500 of the very best dad jokes. Jokes are organized in topics--Silly Kids, Action/Reaction, All Puns All the Time, Love & Marriage, One-Liners, Faith--so dads (and fans of dad jokes) can find the perfect rib-tickler (groaner) for every occasion. Also included are a dozen Bible verses to provide a bit of faith-based wisdom along with these clean, albeit definitely Dad, jokes.


Yo Mama Jokes Bible

Yo Mama Jokes Bible

Author: Johnny B. Laughing

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2015-08-03

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 9781515325505

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Yo Mama Jokes Bible! 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so skinny... Yo mama is so old... Yo mama is so tall... Yo mama is so short... Yo mama is so stupid... Yo mama is so poor... Yo mama is so ugly... Yo mama is so bald... Yo mama is so hairy... Yo mama is so lazy... Other Yo mama jokes... ALL NEW YO MAMA JOKES! Yo mama is so stupid... she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg's new song! Yo mama is so fat... she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed! Yo mama is so tall... Shaq looks up to her! Yo mama is so ugly... she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease! Yo mama is so skinny... when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms! Yo mama is so old... she has an autographed Bible! Yo mama is so short ... you can see her feet on her driver's license! Yo mama is so hairy... that Bigfoot tried to take her picture! Yo mama is so fat... she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad! Yo mama is so stupid... she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth! Yo mama is so old... her memory is in black and white! Yo mama is so poor... she put a Happy Meal on layaway! Yo mama is so ugly... she's the reason blind dates were invented! Yo mama is so short... she can use a sock for a sleeping bag! Yo mama is so bald... you can see what's on her mind! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of yo mama jokes! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! tags: yo mama jokes, yo mama, your mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo momma jokes, yo momma joke book, funny jokes, jokes, joke book,joke gifts, jokes and pranks, jokes and gags, jokes book, jokes for kids, funny jokes for kids, funny jokes, funny jokes for adults, jokes and riddles, funniest jokes, best jokes, good jokes, best jokes ever


Stuff Christians Like

Stuff Christians Like

Author: Jon Acuff

Publisher: Zondervan

Published: 2020-04-07

Total Pages: 209

ISBN-13: 0310110122

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Using the same humor and honesty that galvanized more than a million online readers from more than 200 countries, speaker Jon Acuff brings his insightful take on Christianity to the book world with this new edition of Stuff Christians Like. Do you constantly find yourself towing the fine line between praying before certain types of meals and not others? This book is for you. Have you fallen in love on a mission trip, just to break up when you get home? This book is for you. Are you a unicorn of purity who ranks honeymoon sex slightly higher than the second coming of Christ? Guess what – this book is for you, too. It’s time to shake off Somber Christian Syndrome and embrace the quirks of being a member of God’s kingdom. This book will teach you how to: Break up with your small group Subtly find out if your new Christian friends drink beer too Recognize the shame grenade that is a Jesus Juke Avoid a prayer handholding faux pas Say something Christian-y without looking like a snake handler From prayer shot blocks to metro worship leaders, no stone is left unturned in this hilarious look at faith. “I never knew how much I needed Jesus until I found out I was judging people who use the table of contents in their Bible. This book saved me from looking like a bad Christian.” – Sister Mary Francis, Rhode Island. “It’s such a time saver to know that my Chick-fil-a from the drive-thru comes pre-blessed. I always knew I was making the right choice by choosing the Lord’s chicken.” – Dave L., South Carolina.


The Humor of Christ

The Humor of Christ

Author: Elton Trueblood

Publisher: Harper San Francisco

Published: 1964

Total Pages: 136

ISBN-13:

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The Humor of Christ inspires Christians to redraw their pictures of Christ and to add a persistent biblical detail, the note of humor. Throughout the Gospels, Christ employed humor for the sake of truth and many of his teachings, when seen in this light, become brilliantly clear for the first time. Irony, satire, paradox, even laughter itself help clarify Christ's famous parables, His brief sayings, and important events in His life.


Like Ice Cream

Like Ice Cream

Author: Keith Ferrin

Publisher:

Published: 2011-03-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 9780974002316

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What if passing on a love for God s Word could be as natural and enjoyable as passing on a love for ice cream? Keith Ferrin believes it can be. When it comes to creating an environment in which the next generation is most likely to fall in love with the Bible, the principles are surprisingly similar to the way a love for ice cream gets passed on from generation to generation. Whether you are a parent, youth pastor, children s pastor or anyone who cares deeply about the next generation you will find Like Ice Cream to be filled with encouragement and practical ideas you can start using today.