I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Author: Tucker Max

Publisher: Citadel

Published: 2012-03-01

Total Pages: 537

ISBN-13: 0806535938

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The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."


The Phantom in the Mirror

The Phantom in the Mirror

Author: John R. Erickson

Publisher: Viking Juvenile

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780670884278

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Hank the Cowdog investigates reports of a phantom dog on the ranch. Copyright © Libri GmbH. All rights reserved.


The Quest for the Great White Quail

The Quest for the Great White Quail

Author: John R. Erickson

Publisher: Hank the Cowdog

Published: 2017-12-31

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781591882527

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Everyone knows that a dog's gotta chew what a dog's gotta chew. But when Hank's doggie urges have him chomping on plastic (including Little Alfred's toy truck) Hank knows he's got to get things under control. Then Beulah, the long-eared lady dog of his dreams, shows up at the ranch and Hank is thrilled. At last, he thinks, she's finally given up her infatuation with Plato the Bird Dog. But, it turns out that Plato is missing, and Beulah wants Hank to help find him. Can he put his doggie dreams aside and do the right thing?


Shadow of a Bull

Shadow of a Bull

Author: Maia Wojciechowska

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2012-06-19

Total Pages: 119

ISBN-13: 144246593X

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Maia Wojciechowska's 1965 Newbery Medal winner about a young boy struggling with his father's legacy. Manolo was only three when his father, the great bullfighter Juan Olivar, died. But Juan is never far from Manolo's consciousness--how could he be, with the entire town of Arcangel waiting for the day Manolo will fulfill his father's legacy? But Manolo has a secret he dares to share with no one--he is a coward, without afición, the love of the sport that enables a bullfighter to rise above his fear and face a raging bull. As the day when he must enter the ring approaches, Manolo finds himself questioning which requires more courage: to follow in his father's legendary footsteps or to pursue his own destiny?


A Ghost Story

A Ghost Story

Author: Bill Martin

Publisher: Holt McDougal

Published: 1970

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780030845888

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Brief text and illustrations trace the journey of a spirit that lives in a bottle.


Funky Winkerbean

Funky Winkerbean

Author: Tom Batiuk

Publisher: Nantier Beall Minoustchine Publishing

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781561632664

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Collecting the socially aware syndicated comic strip.


Every Dog Has His Day

Every Dog Has His Day

Author: John R. Erickson

Publisher: Viking Juvenile

Published: 1998-08

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780670884179

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For use in schools and libraries only. Hank the Cowdog is head of Ranch Security in this action-packed adventure series that will tickle funny bones of adults and children alike.