The Case of the Chewable Worms

The Case of the Chewable Worms

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc

Published: 2002-08-22

Total Pages: 51

ISBN-13: 141855832X

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The earth is being invaded by worms! They're everywhere...crawling on kid's toothbrushes, squirming in their sandwhiches, making guest appearances in Mom's spaghetti dinner. And worst of all, people find them...tasty! But is it really an invasion or the work of B.A.D.D. (Bungling Angents Dedicated to Destruction)? Only Secret Agent Dingledorf and his trusty dog, Splat, can find out and save the day...while also realizing the importance of doing good and helping others.


My Life as a Human Hairball

My Life as a Human Hairball

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 1998-11-01

Total Pages: 87

ISBN-13: 141855345X

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Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."


Sky Surfing Skateboarder

Sky Surfing Skateboarder

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 2002-05-05

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418534994

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Through a series of incredible mis-adventures (so what else is new), our boy blunder finds himself participating in the Skateboard Championship of the Universe. (It would be "of the World" except for the one kid who claims to be from Jupiter-a likely story, in spite of his two heads and seven arms.) It's a tough crowd where anything goes as long as you win. Amidst the incredible chaotic chaos by incurably corrupt competitors (say that five times fast), Wally learns there is more to life (or in his case, near-death) than winning.


My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion)

My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion)

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 2001-10-14

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535117

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My Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it's great fun. Now he can do whatever he wants, like defending Opera by humiliating a bully, or helping the local football team come back from a 0-54 score. Then, of course, there's always giving Wall Street a hand in making her first million. . . . But the fun and games are short lived when everybody from a crazy ghost buster, to the FBI, to the 59 1⁄2 Minutes TV show, to the neighbor's new dog (a cross between a grizzly bear and a Tyrannosaurs Rex) begin pursuing him. Soon Wally is stumbling and staggering through his greatest misadventure ever . . . until he finally learns that cheating and taking short cuts in life are not all they're cracked up to be. Until he learns that honesty really is the best policy.


My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath

My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 2006-10-29

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418553166

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All of Wally's friends have cooler stuff than he does, and even his prayers have turned into, "Dear God, gimme, gimme, gimme" until Dad drags him along on an aid project to Africa. He meets a boy his age who shows him what really counts in life and the key to real happiness.


My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1993-07-02

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535133

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Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives! This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments . . . Until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.


My Life as a Screaming Skydiver

My Life as a Screaming Skydiver

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 1998-03-20

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535052

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Only master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top-secret gizmos as rocket-powered toilet paper, exploding dental floss and the ever-popular transformer tacos (don't laugh, they get great gas mileage) in a desperate attempt to stop the dreaded and super secret . . . Giggle Gun. It isn't until Wally finally takes responsibility for his actions (which unfortunately involves leaping out of a jet fighter traveling 1.2 gazillion miles an hour), that he is finally able to save his life. . . And while he is at it, the entire free world.


My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1995-02-22

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535176

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"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!


My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint

My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 1997-01-31

Total Pages: 87

ISBN-13: 1418535036

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Look out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is everything Wally longs to be. . . Or so it appears on the surface. Unfortunately, Fantasmo World will never be the same, as in typical McDoogle Mayhem, Wally discovers the truth and learns who the real hero in his life is.


My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback

My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 2006-10-29

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418553425

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In his newest, original outing, bungling hero Wally McDoogle runs into trouble by unfairly judging others and gossiping behind people's backs. But it's not until he tries to see people through the eyes of God that he realizes it's better to love than to judge.