The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Surgeons
The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Surgeons

Author: Mark Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-05-10

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781484936955

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If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Surgeons is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Surgeons appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Surgeon knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Surgeon, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Surgeons. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Doctors
The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Doctors

Author: Mark Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-04-25

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781484193389

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If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Doctors is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Doctors appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Doctor knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Doctor, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Doctors. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Surgeons
The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Surgeons

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-07-21

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781490342436

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The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Surgeons: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Surgeons waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life.The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Surgeons is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities.The savings in this book are so extreme; most Surgeons won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Surgeon who wastes money?

The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Surgeons
The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Surgeons

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-10-14

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781492394914

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The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Surgeons: Hundreds of Ways to Ditch Your Debt, Manage Your Money and Fix Your Finances is a groundbreaking resource filled with hundreds of strategies that will totally transform your life. The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Surgeons is filled with so many tips that even if you only implement a few of the ideas suggested, you'll still be able to repay your debts years sooner than would be otherwise possible. You'll discover how to:• Reduce the amount of interest you pay on your credit cards • Get your credit card companies to cut your interest rates • Save money and eliminate wasteful spending without totally changing your lifestyle • Have friends and relatives help you achieve your goals without giving you money • Reduce your living expenses • Pay less for almost everything you buy. This book is different than the other books on the market because it doesn't just offer a single strategy. It offers multiple methodologies that have all been proven to work. Since you're not locked into a single strategy, you can implement the ideas that suit you. Ask yourself: Do you want to get out of debt and live the life you want, or do you want to continue struggling others use your money get richer?

The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Runners
The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Runners

Author: Mark Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-04-26

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781484815724

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If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Runners is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Runners appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Runner knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Runner, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Runners. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Doctors
The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Doctors

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-10-10

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781492382553

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The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Doctors: Hundreds of Ways to Ditch Your Debt, Manage Your Money and Fix Your Finances is a groundbreaking resource filled with hundreds of strategies that will totally transform your life. The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Doctors is filled with so many tips that even if you only implement a few of the ideas suggested, you'll still be able to repay your debts years sooner than would be otherwise possible. You'll discover how to:• Reduce the amount of interest you pay on your credit cards • Get your credit card companies to cut your interest rates • Save money and eliminate wasteful spending without totally changing your lifestyle • Have friends and relatives help you achieve your goals without giving you money • Reduce your living expenses • Pay less for almost everything you buy. This book is different than the other books on the market because it doesn't just offer a single strategy. It offers multiple methodologies that have all been proven to work. Since you're not locked into a single strategy, you can implement the ideas that suit you. Ask yourself: Do you want to get out of debt and live the life you want, or do you want to continue struggling others use your money get richer?

The Best Ever Book of Surgeon Jokes
The Best Ever Book of Surgeon Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2011-12-12

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781468078831

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Surgeon jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Surgeon Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of surgeon jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one surgeon joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many surgeon jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do surgeons wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A surgeon and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Surgeon turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the surgeon.The surgeon's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the surgeon who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do surgeons laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Doctors
The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Doctors

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-07-21

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781490340906

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The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Doctors: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Doctors waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life.The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Doctors is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities.The savings in this book are so extreme; most Doctors won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Doctor who wastes money?

Give Up
Give Up

Author: Paul Koehorst

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2010-02-09

Total Pages: 168

ISBN-13: 1569758042

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Do sugar-coated lies and cliché photos actually motivate you to do better? Of course not! If you want to get ahead in life, you need to know how things really work. You need posters that reveal the cold, hard truth. You need to be demotivated. By offering demotivational messages accompanied by ridiculous images, the author turns the motivational message upside down with very funny results. Faux versions of the kitschy motivational poster are already a wildly popular Internet phenomenon, but never have they been done with such savage humor as in this book. The author offers a variety of entertaining options, such as a baseball player eating dirt while missing a fly ball paired with the caption "Humiliation: There's no Point Trying, You Just Look Ridiculous." Another poster pairs a distressed surgeon with, "Failure: Sometimes it is a Matter of Life and Death."

The Stay Interview
The Stay Interview

Author: Richard Finnegan

Publisher: AMACOM

Published: 2015-03-18

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 0814436501

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Of all the obstacles and surprises managers know are heading their way each day, the one they least anticipate and prepare for is the resignation of a seemingly happy and extremely valued employee. It’s the cement truck they never saw coming their way--but they could have.This invaluable resource introduces managers to a powerful new engagement and retention tool that they absolutely must begin utilizing ASAP: the stay interview. Smart companies and managers who have realized the importance of being proactive with their employees and not taking anything for granted have begun conducting these periodic reviews in order to discover why their important talent might leave and to solve any problems before they actually quit.Written by the retention expert who pioneered the process, The Stay Interview shows managers how to: • Prepare for the stay interview• Anticipate an employee's top issues• Respond to difficult questions• Listen effectively and dig deeper• Craft a detailed and effective stay plan complete with timeline• Assess each employee's level of engagement, predict potential exits, and communicate results to upper managementWhen you have the right people in place, you can’t risk losing them. Complete with the five best questions to ask and sample scripts for different situations, The Stay Interview provides the key to saving yourself unnecessary headaches and surprises.