We Had a Little Real Estate Problem

We Had a Little Real Estate Problem

Author: Kliph Nesteroff

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2022-02-15

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13: 1982103051

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"From renowned comedy journalist and historian Kliph Nesteroff comes the underappreciated story of Native Americans and comedy"--


The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2011-12-12

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781468076349

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of real estate agent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Agent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Real Estate Agent jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Real Estate Agent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Real Estate Agents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A Real Estate Agent and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Real Estate Agent turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the Real Estate Agent.The Real Estate Agent's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the Real Estate Agent who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do Real Estate Agents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.


The Shadow Cipher

The Shadow Cipher

Author: Laura Ruby

Publisher: Walden Pond Press

Published: 2018

Total Pages: 476

ISBN-13: 9781549068935

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It was 1798 when the Morningstarr twins arrived in New York with a vision for a magnificent city: towering skyscrapers, dazzling machines, and winding train lines, all running on technology no one had ever seen before. Fifty-seven years later, the enigmatic architects disappeared, leaving behind for the people of New York the Old York Cipher--a puzzle laid into the shining city they constructed, at the end of which was promised a treasure beyond all imagining. By the present day, however, the puzzle has never been solved, and the greatest mystery of the modern world is little more than a tourist attraction. Tess and Theo Biedermann and their friend Jaime Cruz live in a Morningstarr apartment--until a real estate developer announces that the city has agreed to sell him the five remaining Morningstarr buildings. Their likely destruction means the end of a dream long held by the people of New York. And if Tess, Theo, and Jaime want to save their home, they have to prove that the Old York Cipher is real. Which means they have to solve it.


The Book That Real Estate Agents Don't Want You to Read!

The Book That Real Estate Agents Don't Want You to Read!

Author: For sale by owner guy

Publisher: Hillcrest Publishing Group

Published: 2010-04

Total Pages: 159

ISBN-13: 1936107767

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Facts, Tips, and Mistakes that real estate salespeople will not tell you when selling your property. Learn what real estate salespeople DON'T want you to know. Keep the BIG COMMISSION out of your real estate salesperson's pockets and put more money in yours. Don't pay another dime in real estate commissions ever again! A lot of simple terms, simple knowledge and simple guidance are included in this book and it will set you on the right path for your real estate transaction... SOLD!


The Sellout

The Sellout

Author: Paul Beatty

Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux

Published: 2015-03-03

Total Pages: 305

ISBN-13: 0374712247

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Winner of the Man Booker Prize Winner of the National Book Critics Circle Award in Fiction Winner of the John Dos Passos Prize for Literature New York Times Bestseller Los Angeles Times Bestseller Named One of the 10 Best Books of the Year by The New York Times Book Review Named a Best Book of the Year by Newsweek, The Denver Post, BuzzFeed, Kirkus Reviews, and Publishers Weekly Named a "Must-Read" by Flavorwire and New York Magazine's "Vulture" Blog A biting satire about a young man's isolated upbringing and the race trial that sends him to the Supreme Court, Paul Beatty's The Sellout showcases a comic genius at the top of his game. It challenges the sacred tenets of the United States Constitution, urban life, the civil rights movement, the father-son relationship, and the holy grail of racial equality—the black Chinese restaurant. Born in the "agrarian ghetto" of Dickens—on the southern outskirts of Los Angeles—the narrator of The Sellout resigns himself to the fate of lower-middle-class Californians: "I'd die in the same bedroom I'd grown up in, looking up at the cracks in the stucco ceiling that've been there since '68 quake." Raised by a single father, a controversial sociologist, he spent his childhood as the subject in racially charged psychological studies. He is led to believe that his father's pioneering work will result in a memoir that will solve his family's financial woes. But when his father is killed in a police shoot-out, he realizes there never was a memoir. All that's left is the bill for a drive-thru funeral. Fueled by this deceit and the general disrepair of his hometown, the narrator sets out to right another wrong: Dickens has literally been removed from the map to save California from further embarrassment. Enlisting the help of the town's most famous resident—the last surviving Little Rascal, Hominy Jenkins—he initiates the most outrageous action conceivable: reinstating slavery and segregating the local high school, which lands him in the Supreme Court.


We Sold Our Souls

We Sold Our Souls

Author: Grady Hendrix

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2018-09-18

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13: 1683690214

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“A gloriously over-the-top scare fest that has hidden depths. Readers will root for Kris all the way to the explosive, poignant finale.”—Publishers Weekly From the New York Times best-selling author of The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires. Only a girl with a guitar can save us all. Every morning, Kris Pulaski wakes up in hell. In the 1990s she was lead guitarist of Dürt Würk, a heavy-metal band on the brink of breakout success until lead singer Terry Hunt embarked on a solo career and rocketed to stardom, leaving his bandmates to rot in obscurity. Now Kris works as night manager of a Best Western; she’s tired, broke, and unhappy. Then one day everything changes—a shocking act of violence turns her life upside down, and she begins to suspect that Terry sabotaged more than just the band. Kris hits the road, hoping to reunite Dürt Würk and confront the man who ruined her life. Her journey will take her from the Pennsylvania rust belt to a celebrity rehab center to a satanic music festival. A spine-tingling horror novel, We Sold Our Souls is an epic journey into the heart of a conspiracy-crazed, pill-popping, paranoid country that seems to have lost its very soul.


The Glen Rock Book of the Dead

The Glen Rock Book of the Dead

Author: Marion Winik

Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com

Published: 2010-09

Total Pages: 126

ISBN-13: 145875751X

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In her author's note, Marion Winik writes that in Mexico on the Day of the Dead, people build altars to their loved ones . . . they go to the cemetery and stay all night, praying, singing, drinking, wailing. They tell the sad stories and the nob...


The Magicians

The Magicians

Author: Lev Grossman

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2010-05-25

Total Pages: 433

ISBN-13: 0452296293

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Lev Grossman’s new novel THE BRIGHT SWORD will be on sale July 2024 The New York Times bestselling novel about a young man practicing magic in the real world, now an original series on SYFY “The Magicians is to Harry Potter as a shot of Irish whiskey is to a glass of weak tea. . . . Hogwarts was never like this.” —George R.R. Martin “Sad, hilarious, beautiful, and essential to anyone who cares about modern fantasy.” —Joe Hill “A very knowing and wonderful take on the wizard school genre.” —John Green “The Magicians may just be the most subversive, gripping and enchanting fantasy novel I’ve read this century.” —Cory Doctorow “This gripping novel draws on the conventions of contemporary and classic fantasy novels in order to upend them . . . an unexpectedly moving coming-of-age story.” —The New Yorker “The best urban fantasy in years.” —A.V. Club Quentin Coldwater is brilliant but miserable. A high school math genius, he’s secretly fascinated with a series of children’s fantasy novels set in a magical land called Fillory, and real life is disappointing by comparison. When Quentin is unexpectedly admitted to an elite, secret college of magic, it looks like his wildest dreams have come true. But his newfound powers lead him down a rabbit hole of hedonism and disillusionment, and ultimately to the dark secret behind the story of Fillory. The land of his childhood fantasies turns out to be much darker and more dangerous than he ever could have imagined. . . . The prequel to the New York Times bestselling book The Magician King and the #1 bestseller The Magician's Land, The Magicians is one of the most daring and inventive works of literary fantasy in years. No one who has escaped into the worlds of Narnia and Harry Potter should miss this breathtaking return to the landscape of the imagination.