The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2011-12-12

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781468076349

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of real estate agent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Agent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Real Estate Agent jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Real Estate Agent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Real Estate Agents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A Real Estate Agent and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Real Estate Agent turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the Real Estate Agent.The Real Estate Agent's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the Real Estate Agent who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do Real Estate Agents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.


The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Developer Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Developer Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-07

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781490585338

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Real Estate Developer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Developer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Developer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Real Estate Developer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Real Estate Developer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Real Estate Developers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Real Estate Developer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Real Estate Developer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Real Estate Developer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Real Estate Developers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***


The Best Ever Book of Property Developer Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Property Developer Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-07

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781490585345

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Property Developer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Property Developer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Property Developer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Property Developer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Property Developer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Property Developers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Property Developer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Property Developer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Property Developer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Property Developers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.


We Had a Little Real Estate Problem

We Had a Little Real Estate Problem

Author: Kliph Nesteroff

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2022-02-15

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13: 1982103051

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"From renowned comedy journalist and historian Kliph Nesteroff comes the underappreciated story of Native Americans and comedy"--


How to Invest in Real Estate

How to Invest in Real Estate

Author: Brandon Turner

Publisher: Biggerpockets Publishing, LLC

Published: 2018-10-31

Total Pages: 280

ISBN-13: 9780997584707

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Over the many years that we've been serving real estate investors, one of the most asked questions on our site has been, "How Do I Get Started in Real Estate Investing?" New investors will love the fundamentals and even experienced investors will appreciate the high-level view of strategies they may have never even considered. Don't let some guru tell you what the right path is for you. Read How to Invest in Real Estate and see all the paths in one place, so you can make the best choice for you, your family, and your financial future. This book will help new investors get a firm foundation to build their investing business upon. With topics ranging from how to gain a solid real estate education, real estate niches, financing, marketing, and more, this book is truly the definitive guide for helping new investors learn the ropes.


The Shadow Cipher

The Shadow Cipher

Author: Laura Ruby

Publisher: Walden Pond Press

Published: 2017

Total Pages: 430

ISBN-13: 9781536438963

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A debut entry in an alternate-history series depicts three kids who try to solve a modern-world puzzle and complete a treasure hunt laid into the streets and buildings of New York City.


Best Real Estate Agent Ever

Best Real Estate Agent Ever

Author: Sjg Publishing

Publisher:

Published: 2019-12-17

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781676875529

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Perfect White Elephant Gift Idea! Great and funny gag gift for your favorite co-worker, friend and/or family member! This blank lined journal with a funny saying will guarantee you and the gift recipient will have a laugh or two after getting this funny white elephant gift. Ideal for Secret Santa, Birthdays, and Holidays. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative writing done or just for writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100-page blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. Grab yours today and order one for a friend too! Everyone deserves a good laugh! 100 page of high quality crisp white paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, to work, school and random road trips!


A Load of Hooey

A Load of Hooey

Author: Bob Odenkirk

Publisher: McSweeney's

Published: 2014-10-07

Total Pages: 107

ISBN-13: 1940450667

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Bob Odenkirk is a legend in the comedy-writing world, winning Emmys and acclaim for his work on Saturday Night Live, Mr. Show with Bob and David, and many other seminal TV shows. This book, his first, is a spleen-bruisingly funny omnibus that ranges from absurdist monologues (“Martin Luther King, Jr’s Worst Speech Ever”) to intentionally bad theater (“Hitler Dinner Party: A Play”); from avant-garde fiction (“Obituary for the Creator of Madlibs”) to free-verse poetry that's funnier and more powerful than the work of Calvin Trillin, Jewel, and Robert Louis Stevenson combined. Odenkirk's debut resembles nothing so much as a hilarious new sketch comedy show that’s exclusively available as a streaming video for your mind. As Odenkirk himself writes in “The Second Coming of Jesus and Lazarus,” it is a book “to be read aloud to yourself in the voice of Bob Newhart.”


The Sellout

The Sellout

Author: Paul Beatty

Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux

Published: 2015-03-03

Total Pages: 305

ISBN-13: 0374712247

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Winner of the Man Booker Prize Winner of the National Book Critics Circle Award in Fiction Winner of the John Dos Passos Prize for Literature New York Times Bestseller Los Angeles Times Bestseller Named One of the 10 Best Books of the Year by The New York Times Book Review Named a Best Book of the Year by Newsweek, The Denver Post, BuzzFeed, Kirkus Reviews, and Publishers Weekly Named a "Must-Read" by Flavorwire and New York Magazine's "Vulture" Blog A biting satire about a young man's isolated upbringing and the race trial that sends him to the Supreme Court, Paul Beatty's The Sellout showcases a comic genius at the top of his game. It challenges the sacred tenets of the United States Constitution, urban life, the civil rights movement, the father-son relationship, and the holy grail of racial equality—the black Chinese restaurant. Born in the "agrarian ghetto" of Dickens—on the southern outskirts of Los Angeles—the narrator of The Sellout resigns himself to the fate of lower-middle-class Californians: "I'd die in the same bedroom I'd grown up in, looking up at the cracks in the stucco ceiling that've been there since '68 quake." Raised by a single father, a controversial sociologist, he spent his childhood as the subject in racially charged psychological studies. He is led to believe that his father's pioneering work will result in a memoir that will solve his family's financial woes. But when his father is killed in a police shoot-out, he realizes there never was a memoir. All that's left is the bill for a drive-thru funeral. Fueled by this deceit and the general disrepair of his hometown, the narrator sets out to right another wrong: Dickens has literally been removed from the map to save California from further embarrassment. Enlisting the help of the town's most famous resident—the last surviving Little Rascal, Hominy Jenkins—he initiates the most outrageous action conceivable: reinstating slavery and segregating the local high school, which lands him in the Supreme Court.