The Best Ever Book of Orienteering Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Orienteering Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-07-19

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478120360

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Orienteering jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Orienteering Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Orienteering Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Orienteering joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Orienteering jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Orienteers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Orienteer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Orienteer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Orienteer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Orienteers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***


Stewart Lee! The 'If You Prefer a Milder Comedian Please Ask For One' EP

Stewart Lee! The 'If You Prefer a Milder Comedian Please Ask For One' EP

Author: Stewart Lee

Publisher: Faber & Faber

Published: 2012-01-03

Total Pages: 103

ISBN-13: 0571279856

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Following his hugely acclaimed TV come-back Comedy Vehicle, Lee finds himself in search of ideas for a new Edinburgh show. On a long walk across London, he endures a coffee shop humiliation involving a loyalty card which suggests itself as a framing device. Later that month, thanks to Jeremy Clarkson's casual slur against Gordon Brown and the appearance of a well-meaning young comedian in an advert, a show is born. Featuring a transcript of the show fully annotated with footnotes, the If You Prefer A Milder Comedian EP confirms Stewart Lee as the most original, daring and brilliant comedian of his generation.


Star Scouts: The League of Lasers

Star Scouts: The League of Lasers

Author: Mike Lawrence

Publisher: First Second

Published: 2018-03-20

Total Pages: 107

ISBN-13: 1250308585

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Avani has found the one place in the universe where she fits in: Star Scouts. The League of Lasers is the second volume of this action-packed graphic novel series by Mike Lawrence. During a troop meeting, a robot messenger delivers Avani some exciting news: she has been invited to join a secret society of elite scouts known as the League of Lasers. She is eager to join their ranks, but first she has to survive her initiation challenge. Stranded on an uncharted planet, Avani must contend with the methane atmosphere, hostile frog-like inhabitants, and her dwindling supplies of food and water. But even worse: her arch nemesis, Pam, is stranded there, too.


Camp Out!

Camp Out!

Author: Lynn Brunelle

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 2007-01-01

Total Pages: 388

ISBN-13: 9780761141228

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Provides information and advice on camping gear, setting up camp, food, useful wilderness skills, weather, exploring nature, crafts, games, and other topics for a safe, environmentally sound, and entertaining camping experience.


Big Blue Sky

Big Blue Sky

Author: Peter Garrett

Publisher:

Published: 2016-09

Total Pages: 456

ISBN-13: 9781760294199

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The provocative, entertaining, impassioned and inspiring memoir of Midnight Oil frontman, environmental activist and politician - a truly remarkable Australian.


A Talent for Trouble

A Talent for Trouble

Author: Natasha Farrant

Publisher: Clarion Books

Published: 2019

Total Pages: 273

ISBN-13: 1328580784

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Originally published: London : Faber & Faber Limited, 2018, as Children of Castle Rock.


Star Scouts

Star Scouts

Author: Mike Lawrence

Publisher: First Second

Published: 2017-03-21

Total Pages: 194

ISBN-13: 1250159563

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Avani is the new kid in town, and she’s not happy about it. Everyone in school thinks she’s weird, especially the girls in her Flower Scouts troop. Is it so weird to think scouting should be about fun and adventure, not about makeovers and boys, boys, boys? But everything changes when Avani is “accidentally” abducted by a spunky alien named Mabel. Mabel is a scout too—a Star Scout. Collecting alien specimens (like Avani) goes with the territory, along with teleportation and jetpack racing. Avani might be weird, but in the Star Scouts she fits right in. If she can just survive Camp Andromeda, and keep her dad from discovering that she’s left planet Earth, she’s in for the adventure of a lifetime.


Camp Disaster

Camp Disaster

Author: Frieda Wishinsky

Publisher: Orca Book Publishers

Published: 2016-04-26

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 145981116X

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Charlotte Summers is sure that summer camp is going to be a disaster. And she’s right. But it’s not as disastrous for her as it is for her counselor, Abby. Abby has no control over the girls in her charge. The control is held by the cabin’s mean girl. Charlotte realizes that she could tip the balance of power and unseat the bully, but does she have the courage to go for it? This short novel is a high-interest, low-reading level book for middle-grade readers who are building reading skills, want a quick read or say they don’t like to read! The epub edition of this title is fully accessible.


Lone Survivor

Lone Survivor

Author: Marcus Luttrell

Publisher: Little, Brown

Published: 2007-06-12

Total Pages: 265

ISBN-13: 0316007544

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Follow along a Navy SEAL's firsthand account of American heroism during a secret military operation in Afghanistan in this true story of survival and difficult choices. On a clear night in late June 2005, four U.S. Navy SEALs left their base in northern Afghanistan for the mountainous Pakistani border. Their mission was to capture or kill a notorious al Qaeda leader known to be ensconced in a Taliban stronghold surrounded by a small but heavily armed force. Less then twenty-four hours later, only one of those Navy SEALs remained alive. This is the story of fire team leader Marcus Luttrell, the sole survivor of Operation Redwing, and the desperate battle in the mountains that led, ultimately, to the largest loss of life in Navy SEAL history. But it is also, more than anything, the story of his teammates, who fought ferociously beside him until he was the last one left-blasted unconscious by a rocket grenade, blown over a cliff, but still armed and still breathing. Over the next four days, badly injured and presumed dead, Luttrell fought off six al Qaeda assassins who were sent to finish him, then crawled for seven miles through the mountains before he was taken in by a Pashtun tribe, who risked everything to protect him from the encircling Taliban killers. A six-foot-five-inch Texan, Leading Petty Officer Luttrell takes us, blow by blow, through the brutal training of America's warrior elite and the relentless rites of passage required by the Navy SEALs. He transports us to a monstrous battle fought in the desolate peaks of Afghanistan, where the beleaguered American team plummeted headlong a thousand feet down a mountain as they fought back through flying shale and rocks. In this rich, moving chronicle of courage, honor, and patriotism, Marcus Luttrell delivers one of the most powerful narratives ever written about modern warfare -- and a tribute to his teammates, who made the ultimate sacrifice for their country.


Lumberjanes Original Graphic Novel: The Infernal Compass

Lumberjanes Original Graphic Novel: The Infernal Compass

Author: Lilah Sturges

Publisher: Boom! Studios

Published: 2018-10-31

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 1641441143

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Eisner Award-nominated writer Lilah Sturges (Fables, Thor: Season One) teams with artist polterink (Enough Space for Everyone Else) for the first Lumberjanes graphic novel in a story about finding your way and navigating life, love, and a literal forest. When the ‘Janes start to become separated during an orienteering outing thanks to a mysterious compass, Molly becomes more and more insecure about the effect of her relationship with Mal on the other girls. Meanwhile, a lonely woman explorer is trying to steal the compass, with the help of some weirdly polite automaton butlers.