The Best Ever Book of French Jokes
The Best Ever Book of French Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2012-01-30

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781469916156

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of French jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of French Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of French Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one French joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many French jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do French Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a French Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The French Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the French Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do French Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The World's Wackiest French Joke Book
The World's Wackiest French Joke Book

Author: Susan Fenton

Publisher: McGraw Hill Professional

Published: 2006-09-20

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13: 0071479007

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Teaches French vocabulary through five hundred jokes and quips, the answers to which are puns on French words. Includes related fun facts.

Let's Make Fun of the French
Let's Make Fun of the French

Author: Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2012-12-11

Total Pages: 196

ISBN-13: 144944086X

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Comically satirical, this book pricks and nicks the customs, mores, and traditions of French culture that makes the French, well, the French (not to mention easy to mock). If you find the je ne sais quoi of the French elusive, it's right here... along with a lot of other phrases they use merely to annoy the rest of us.

Ole and Lena Joke Book
Ole and Lena Joke Book

Author: Mary Hirsch

Publisher:

Published: 2019-12

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9780999590829

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Ole & Lena Jokes have been around, especially in the Midwest, for decades -- just like Ole & Lena. It is a collection of jokes about those mighty fine Scandinavians Ole & Lena along with some of their friends like Sven, Lars, and more. These jokes are a tradition passed on from generation to generation over many years. You hear them at the kitchen table, at a pot luck in the church basement, in the fishing boat, and over a beer at the local bar. This is a collection of some of the jokes that have been passed around and some new ones that the author, Mary Hirsch (herself a stoic Norwegian), has written.

The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!
The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

Author: May Roche

Publisher: Castle Point Books

Published: 2018-10-16

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 1250190037

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Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

The JOKE
The JOKE

Author: Milan Kundera

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 1993-02-26

Total Pages: 340

ISBN-13: 006099505X

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All too often, this brilliant novel of thwarted love and revenge miscarried has been read for its political implications. Now, a quarter century after The Joke was first published and several years after the collapse of the Soviet-imposed Czechoslovak regime, it becomes easier to put such implications into perspective in favor of valuing the book (and all Kundera 's work) as what it truly is: great, stirring literature that sheds new light on the eternal themes of human existence. The present edition provides English-language readers an important further means toward revaluation of The Joke. For reasons he describes in his Author's Note, Milan Kundera devoted much time to creating (with the assistance of his American publisher-editor) a completely revised translation that reflects his original as closely as any translation possibly can: reflects it in its fidelity not only to the words and syntax but also to the characteristic dictions and tonalities of the novel's narrators. The result is nothing less than the restoration of a classic.

Man Walks Into a Bar
Man Walks Into a Bar

Author: Stephen Arnott

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 578

ISBN-13: 0091897653

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Aimed at anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. This work organises the jokes thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, and more.

1001 Cool Jokes
1001 Cool Jokes

Author: Glen Singleton

Publisher: hinkler

Published: 2013-06-01

Total Pages: 10

ISBN-13: 1743520700

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Looking for some laughs? We have them! We have found 1001 of them and whacked them right here. Some are worth a giggle, there are a few that will raise a smile. There is a batch that will have you in stitches and another that will have you in tears. There's a special selection of jokes that will make you snort and a few that will make you smirk. This is a collection of the best jokes we could find around the world, so get into it and get your ribs tickling! Go on, buy the book, just for a laugh!