The Best Everton Football Chants Ever
Author: A Fan
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2010
Total Pages: 57
ISBN-13: 0557190002
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The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Published: 2012-07-29
Total Pages: 106
ISBN-13: 9781478331759
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIf you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Everton jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Everton joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Everton Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Everton Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Everton Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Everton Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Everton Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Everton Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!
Author: Joe King
Publisher: Andersen Press Limited
Published: 2024-05-02
Total Pages: 49
ISBN-13: 1787612791
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhat did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
Behind Closed Doors
Author: Gary Lineker
Publisher: Random House
Published: 2019-09-19
Total Pages: 275
ISBN-13: 1473572770
DOWNLOAD EBOOK***Includes a new foreword by Gary Lineker about football in lockdown*** Shortlisted for The Telegraph Sports Book Awards 'Lineker is nearly as good a presenter as I was a footballer' DIEGO MARADONA 'Hilarious, almost as funny as me' ALAN SHEARER 'This is Lineker unleashed. As a non-football nut I didn't expect to enjoy it, but between laddish anecdotes are passages of sudden tenderness. . . Lineker opens up, dislodging memories and reflections, not just about football but his whole life.' THE TIMES _______________________________________________________________ 'Football is a simple game. 22 players chase a ball for 90 minutes, and at the end the Germans always win.' This book is inspired by the stories Danny and I have shared with each other about what life in football is really like: in the dressing room, in the commentary box, on the pitch and - with the appropriate pixellation - in the showers afterwards. What's it really like to play with Messi? I wouldn't know, but I have starred alongside him in an advert for Walkers crisps. And, well, his performance was world-class. And what is a life in football really like? You won't learn much from the dull-as-dishwater post-match interviews - it's a world of secrets, superstitions, laughs and personalities, and let me tell you, half of it you won't believe. I've looked back at my playing days, from England to Leicester, Everton to Barcelona, Tottenham to, er, Nagoya Grampus Eight, and shared the chaotic behind-the-scenes secrets of Match of the Day - and Danny has chipped in with stories from a lifetime following the game as a fan. From Italia '90 to Leicester's Premier League fairytale, from yellow cards to World Cup trophies (I've never been awarded either), from Gascoigne to Maradona, you'll find it all here - everything you always wanted to know about football, but didn't realise that you did. Inspired by the No.1 podcast Behind Closed Doors
Pissing in the Snow and Other Ozark Folktales
Author: VANCE RANDOLPH
Publisher: University of Illinois Press
Published: 1976-11
Total Pages: 196
ISBN-13: 9780252013645
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe well-known Ozark folklorist gathers together bawdy tales, previously considered unprintable, that provide insight into the region's rich exotic narrative tradition.
Reborn in the USA
Author: Roger Bennett
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2021-06-29
Total Pages: 332
ISBN-13: 0062958720
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe #1 New York Times Bestseller One-half of the celebrated Men in Blazers duo, longtime culture and soccer commentator Roger Bennett traces the origins of his love affair with America, and how he went from a depraved, pimply faced Jewish boy in 1980’s Liverpool to become the quintessential Englishman in New York. A memoir for fans of Jon Ronson and Chuck Klosterman, but with Roger Bennett’s signature pop culture flair and humor. Being a teenager isn’t easy, no matter where in the world you live or how much it does or doesn’t rain in your hometown. As an outsider—a private-schooled Jewish kid in working-class, heavily Catholic Liverpool—Roger Bennett wasn’t winning any popularity contests. But there was one idea, or ideal, that burned bright in Roger’s heart. That was America— with its sunny skies, beautiful women, and cool kids with flipped collars who ate at McDonald’s. When he embraced American popular culture, the dull gray world he lived in turned to neon teal—a color which had not even been invented in England yet. Introduced first through the gateway drug of The Love Boat, then to Rolling Stone, the NFL, John Hughes movies, Run-DMC, and Tracy Chapman, Roger embraced everything that would capture the imagination of a teenager growing up Stateside. When he made a real, in-the-flesh American friend who invited him over for the summer, he got to visit the promised land. A month in Chicago, and a life-changing night spent in the company of the Chicago Bears, was the first hit of freedom, of independence, of the Roger Bennett he knew he could be. (Re)Born in the USA captures the universality of growing pains, growing up, and growing out of where you come from. Drenched in the culture of the late ’80s and ’90s from the UK and the USA, and the heartfelt, hilarious sense of humor that has made Roger Bennett so beloved by his listeners, here is both a truly unique coming-of-age story and the love letter to America that the country needs right now.
Cheer Up Peter Reid
Author: Peter Reid
Publisher:
Published: 2017-09
Total Pages: 320
ISBN-13: 9781910335741
DOWNLOAD EBOOKStill Talking Blue
Author: Becky Tallentire
Publisher: Random House
Published: 2012-04-13
Total Pages: 244
ISBN-13: 1780574754
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDo you still curse yourself over the day you met your hero; when instead of asking him the one question that's been nagging you for years, you couldn't utter a word because you were suddenly (and uncharacteristically) struck dumb? Well, curse no more. Still Talking Blue is a unique collection of interviews that will answer everything you wanted to know about your Everton heroes and with none of the unnecessary waffle - because it only asks the relevant questions, as submitted by the fans. Collated via the Internet, disenfranchised Evertonions scattered across the globe proudly display their astounding recall of bygone events and trivia. From Iceland to South Africa, Australia to Israel, long-suffering Bluenoses are finally given the opportunity to ask questions of their heroes and they do so with panache. The book contains in-depth interviews spanning the decades from the '50s, when shorts were long and Dave Hickson's quiff was the envy of Hollywood, right through to Dave Watson's final days at the club. Join us as we endeavour to track down John Bailey's 'big hat' and Gordon West's handbag, and move seamlessly on to more pressing topics such as Kevin Ratcliffe's biggest regret, Mick Lyon's worst injury and Alan Harper's favourite goal. So, if you lie awake at night wondering just what went wrong in the '68 Cup Final, whether Jimmy Gabriel still has his white trench coat, if Barry Horne really does like The Cocteau Twins or how Dave Hickson has managed to hang on to his hair, then unfurrow your brow because the answers all lie within these pages. No Evertonion should be expected to survive without this book.
The Funniest Everton Quotes... Ever!
Author: Gordon Law
Publisher:
Published: 2019-10-08
Total Pages: 106
ISBN-13: 9781696969956
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFrom Wayne Rooney to Joe Royle, Everton players and managers have kept us entertained with mad, wacky and often outrageous sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 230 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Goodison Park. Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have Toffees fans chuckling throughout the season. "Wayne Rooney can go all the way to the top if he keeps his head firmly on the ground." David Unsworth "I've gained most of my strength from the beard." Tim Howard "He's a Spaniard, who has come from Spain." Phil Neville on Mikel Arteta "If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." Neville Southall
Interested in Sport
Author: Tav Chlordane
Publisher:
Published: 2021-06-04
Total Pages: 236
ISBN-13: 9781398448216
DOWNLOAD EBOOKEver wondered why it is called a 'try' in rugby? How referees got their name? Why the King of the Mountains' jersey in the Tour de France is red and white? Why you can't have a square football pitch? What ambidextrous really means? This book contains thousands of facts and jokes that anyone interested in sport would love to know.
