A brand new adventure has landed on Philliya Wridall’s doorstep in the form of an unusual request from a mercenary company. They require the services of a sorceress to conquer a beast nest and she steps up for the challenge, even if it means leaving her comfort zone. Literally. Armed only with her wit and sorcery, and accompanied by a mischievous new friend, she leaves her salon behind to join her clients on the front line. But when danger strikes, she realizes that this adventure just might be her last. Philliya must muster all her sorcery, beauty related or not, to survive this challenge and return home in one piece. This cozy fantasy book is a pint sized short read crafted with care for a single session of reading. The books in this series may be read as standalones.
3 complete short funny stories for adults about people who are pushed too far and go into full beast mode, with hilarious disaster as a sure consequence! WHEN THE BEAST AWAKENS is a wild little series of short funny stories for adults about frustration, rage, and what happens when people get pushed too far and blow their top off. Each episode in the series follows a different character and is a complete story. Each story is filled with entertainment and jokes. From tongue-in-cheek funny observations on human nature to wild and risky humor that'll leave you snickering and nodding your head, and complete blowout cringe disasters. If you'd ever film these kinds of things happen in the street, it would make an epic viral video! Whether you like the more subtle and hidden little jokes or the laugh-out-loud slapstick comedy, this wild humorous series is sure to make you forget your worries and leave you with a pleasantly giddy feeling. This bundle contains the FIRST THREE funny stories in the series for you to try out. #1 | It's Your Best Bet Fred just wants to win the municipal election… but he finds out the hard way that you just can’t keep bottling up all your intense frustrations. Or you might end up fighting an epic battle with a dancing asshole behind a window and make the newspaper headlines for all the wrong reasons. #2 | All Your Fault Lise is a little girl of seven. She likes unicorns and fairies. But she doesn’t live in a magic wonderland. No, she has to live in the real world of dumb dads, stepmothers, and dramatic little accidents. And sometimes the real world can push even a sweet little girl just a little too far… and the school will never forget the day! #3| Best Cop In Town Kurt wants nothing better than to be the best cop in town. He bravely suffers the company of his nightmarish wife and nobody taking him serious. But when they start insulting his police work, he goes into total BEAST MODE. Both the town and his police chief won't ever forget it! --- Half-hour funny stories for adults are the perfect format for a quick break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to forget your worries and enjoy some straight-to-the-point no complications humor and adventure. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Man's Funny Book', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.
INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER • Set in eighteenth-century France, the classic novel that provokes a terrifying examination of what happens when one man’s indulgence in his greatest passion—his sense of smell—leads to murder. In the slums of eighteenth-century France, the infant Jean-Baptiste Grenouille is born with one sublime gift—an absolute sense of smell. As a boy, he lives to decipher the odors of Paris, and apprentices himself to a prominent perfumer who teaches him the ancient art of mixing precious oils and herbs. But Grenouille’s genius is such that he is not satisfied to stop there, and he becomes obsessed with capturing the smells of objects such as brass doorknobs and fresh-cut wood. Then one day he catches a hint of a scent that will drive him on an ever-more-terrifying quest to create the “ultimate perfume”—the scent of a beautiful young virgin. Told with dazzling narrative brilliance, Perfume is a hauntingly powerful tale of murder and sensual depravity. Translated from the German by John E. Woods.
All Philliya Wridall had to do was whip up one simple skincare potion. But her customer has bigger problems at hand than unhealthy skin. Philliya finds herself drawn into a tangle of sorcery as she wracks her wits to try to figure out the source of the chill winds that plague her customer. If she doesn't put a stopper in it soon, her customer might end up a frozen corpse with ravishingly beautiful skin. But will she regret sticking her nose where something powerful may not want it? She might just end up whipping up trouble for herself instead. This cozy fantasy book is a pint sized short read crafted with care for a single session of reading. The books in this series may be read as standalones.
Famous literary figures are given dinosaur-inspired pseudonyms and prehistoric biographies as a way of introducing young readers to classic literature in a fun and inviting new way in Jurassic Classics: The Prehistoric Masters of Literature Volume 2. The book features an assortment of author biographies, each with a prehistoric twist. Mark Twainceratops, Charles Dickensodocus, and Jane Austenlovenator get "dino" histories, with a clever parody of one of their classic works included. Accurate biographies of the real-life authors are included, as well. Endearing illustrations and humorous dinosaur mashups provide young readers with a foundation for art history, as well as inspiring them to learn more.
'The Court of St. Simon' is an adventure novel written by E. Phillips Oppenheim. It centers on Monsieur Simon and his consort Josephine. They were members of a society circle often referred to as demi-monde, a world occupied by elite men and the women who entertained them and whom they kept. In the Court of St. Simon, the two become judge, jury, and executioner for the criminal world, punishing those who their contemporaries think are too vile even for them.
This edition includes: NOVELS The Great Impersonation The Double Traitor The Battle Of Basinghall Street Murder At Monte Carlo The Yellow House The Black Box The Devil's Paw A Maker Of History The New Tenant Mr. Grex Of Monte Carlo A Monk Of Cruta The Cinema Murder A Modern Prometheus Exit A Dictator The Yellow Crayon The Wrath To Come The Grassleyes Mystery The Golden Beast The Dumb Gods Speak The Peer And The Woman To Win The Love He Sought False Evidence Master Of Sinister House Mr. Marx's Secret The Great Secret The Man Who Changed His Plea The Double Life Of Mr Alfred Burton The Amazing Judgment The Postmaster Of Market Deignton Mysterious Mr. Sabin A Millionaire Of Yesterday The World's Great Snare Enoch Strone The Great Awakening The Survivor The Traitors A Prince Of Sinners Anna The Adventuress The Master Mummer The Betrayal The Malefactor A Lost Leader . . . SHORT STORIES & COLLECTIONS Peter Ruff And The Double Four Michael's Evil Deeds The Tiger On The Mountains The Seven Conundrums False Gods The Money-Spider The Girl From Manchester The Road To Liberty One Luckless Hour One Shall Be Taken No Questions Asked The Actor's Romance A Prince Of Gamblers The Siren Of The Madrid And Still I Cheat The Gallows The Little Grey Lady The Restless Traveller The Café Régal, The Mistral And The Lady The Three Thieves General Besserley's Puzzle Box The Amazing Partnership The Human Chase Nicholas Goade, Detective . . . REMINISCENCES & MEMOIRS The Prince Of Storytellers Tells His Own Story ... E. Phillips Oppenheim, the Prince of Storytellers (1866-1946) was an internationally renowned author of mystery and espionage thrillers. His novels and short stories have all the elements of blood-racing adventure and intrigue and are precursors of modern-day spy fictions.
The interwar British author E. Phillips Oppenheim achieved worldwide fame with his thrilling novels and short stories concerning international espionage and intrigue. This comprehensive eBook presents the most complete edition possible of Oppenheim’s works in the US, with numerous illustrations, rare novels and the usual Delphi bonus material. (Version 2) * Beautifully illustrated with images relating to Oppenheim’s life and works * All 80 novels in the US public domain, with individual contents tables * Features novels not available in any other collection * Images of how the books were first published, giving your eReader a taste of the original texts * Excellent formatting of the texts * Famous works are illustrated with their original artwork * Rare short story collections * Special chronological and alphabetical contents tables for the short stories * Easily locate the short stories you want to read * Includes Oppenheim’s rare non-fiction * Scholarly ordering of texts into chronological order and literary genres Please note: due to US copyright restrictions, later novels, story collections and the autobiography cannot appear in this edition. When new texts become available in your public domain, they will be added to the eBook as a free update. CONTENTS: The Novels Expiation A Monk of Cruta The Peer and the Woman A Daughter of the Marionis False Evidence A Modern Prometheus The Mystery of Mr. Bernard Brown The Postmaster of Market Deighton The Amazing Judgment Mysterious Mr. Sabin A Daughter of Astrea As a Man Lives Mr. Marx’s Secret The Man and His Kingdom The World’s Great Snare A Millionaire of Yesterday The Survivor Enoch Strone A Sleeping Memory The Traitors A Prince of Sinners The Yellow Crayon The Betrayal Anna the Adventuress A Maker of History The Master Mummer A Lost Leader The Tragedy of Adrea The Malefactor Berenice The Avenger The Great Secret The Governors The Distributors The Missioner The Kingdom of Earth Jeanne of the Marshes The Illustrious Prince Passers By The Lost Ambassador The Golden Web The Moving Finger Havoc The Court of St. Simon The Lighted Way The Tempting of Tavernake The Mischief Maker The Double Life of Mr. Alfred Burton The Way of These Women A People’s Man The Vanished Messenger The Black Box The Double Traitor Mr. Grex of Monte Carlo The Kingdom of the Blind The Hillman The Cinema Murder The Pawns Count The Zeppelin’s Passenger The Wicked Marquis The Box with Broken Seals The Curious Quest The Great Impersonation The Devil’s Paw The Profiteers Jacob’s Ladder Nobody’s Man The Evil Shepherd The Great Prince Shan The Inevitable Millionaires The Mystery Road The Wrath to Come The Passionate Quest Stolen Idols Gabriel Samara, Peacemaker The Golden Beast Prodigals of Monte Carlo Harvey Garrard’s Crime The Interloper Miss Brown of X. Y. O. The Short Story Collections The Long Arm of Mannister Peter Ruff and the Double-Four For the Queen Those Other Days Mr. Laxworthy’s Adventures The Amazing Partnership The Game of Liberty Mysteries of the Riviera Aaron Rodd, Diviner Ambrose Lavendale, Diplomat Hon. Algernon Knox, Detective The Seven Conundrums Michael’s Evil Deeds The Terrible Hobby of Sir Joseph Londe The Adventures of Mr. Joseph P. Cray The Little Gentleman from Okehampstead The Channay Syndicate Mr. Billingham, the Marquis and Madelon Madame and Her Twelve Virgins Nicholas Goade, Detective Miscellaneous Stories The Short Stories List of Short Stories in Chronological Order List of Short Stories in Alphabetical Order The Non-Fiction Prince of Storytellers Tells His Own Story Who Travels Alone Please visit www.delphiclassics.com to browse through our range of exciting titles or to purchase this eBook as a Parts Edition of individual eBooks
