The Awesome Book of Dog Humor
The Awesome Book of Dog Humor

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2009-06-01

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 0736925171

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Funny bone humor has gone to the dogs. And humans will forever be grateful as they roll over with laughter at cartoonist Jonny Hawkins' crack-up drawings and bestselling joke master Bob Phillips' pack of doggone good riddles happy tails to you--sled dog humor "What do you get when you crossbreed..." hilarious combos canine quotes and quips tales full of delightful puppy plots Perfect for dog lovers and humorists of every breed. Whoever buys this will forever be out of the doghouse.

You Are a Dog
You Are a Dog

Author: Terry Bain

Publisher: Crown

Published: 2010-04-14

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 0307549933

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A hilarious, captivating commentary that gives us--finally--a true dog’s-eye view of the world. • The Sofa: “The sofa is Position One. The sofa makes you feel as if you are with your people even when your people are gone.” • The Toilet: “The advantage of drinking from the toilet is that the water is always fresh.” • The Baby: “Often known as She Who Randomly Flings Food from the Table, the baby has the most flavorful, ever-changing face of all your people.” “After reading You Are a Dog, you will start thinking like a dog.” --Bash Dibra, celebrity pet trainer and author of DogSpeak “You Are a Dog should be the talk of every dog run in the U.S. With humor, and more bite than one might expect, Terry Bain helps us to see the world through the eyes of our dogs, and to look at their lives in fresh and insightful ways.” --Jon Katz, author of A Dog Year, The New Work of Dogs, and The Dogs of Bedlam Farm “Terry Bain has cracked the canine code to demystify those charming, endearing, and occasionally bizarre habits our beloved dogs exhibit. You Are a Dog is equal parts witty and warm, sweet and sympathetic--read this and be destined to meet your dog at a richer, deeper level.”--Dr. Marty Becker, veterinary contributor for Good Morning America, author of The Healing Power of Pets

Sterling, Best Dog Ever
Sterling, Best Dog Ever

Author: Aidan Cassie

Publisher: Farrar, Straus & Giroux (BYR)

Published: 2018-07-10

Total Pages: 42

ISBN-13: 0374306141

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A heartwarming and hilarious debut picture book about a dog who masquerades as a fork in search of a forever family. Full color.

Mister Dog
Mister Dog

Author: Margaret Wise Brown

Publisher:

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781480618473

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Crispin's Crispian is a dog who belongs to himself, and one day when he takes himself for a walk he meets a boy who belongs to himself.

Great Dog
Great Dog

Author: Davide Cali

Publisher: Tundra Books

Published: 2018-05-29

Total Pages: 47

ISBN-13: 1101919183

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The age-old question of "what will I be when I grow up" gets a hilarious twist in this stylish and clever story. A pup and his father contemplate his grand future while looking at other Great Dogs in their family. Will he be a marathon runner like Uncle Tibor, the fastest dog in the family? Will he be an astronaut like Aunt Yuki, who reached for the stars? Or maybe a teacher like Uncle Scooter, respected by all? No matter what, says his father, he will be a GREAT dog! Davide Cali's tongue-in-check writing and Miguel Tanco's unique and funny illustrations bring these great dogs to life and will have readers giggling from start to finish. With gatefolds that show the real story behind the characters and a surprise twist at the end, Great Dog is a winner for kids and parents alike!

101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids
101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids

Author: Cesar Dunbar

Publisher: Semsoli

Published: 2020-06-15

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9781970177138

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Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

Awesome Dog 5000 vs. Mayor Bossypants (Book 2)
Awesome Dog 5000 vs. Mayor Bossypants (Book 2)

Author: Justin Dean

Publisher: Yearling

Published: 2021-05-04

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 0525644881

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Heads up, DOG MAN lovers! Watch out, readers of BAD GUYS! Robotic dog AWESOME DOG 5000 is back in another action-packed adventure with some upgrades. . .just in time to battle a new supervillain! Time to level up the awesomeness! Ever since discovering Awesome Dog 5000, life for gamers Marty, Ralph, and Skyler has been one epic adventure! But Awesome Dog's spectacular hero work has made front page news -- and Mayor Bossypants is not happy about it. The mayor makes a plan to take down that robot dog. . . and anyone else who stands in his way. Which means Marty, Ralph, and Skyler are about to have a real-life Bossypants battle! Attention, readers! This is a wild action-comedy told through a mix of text and black-and-white illustrations, with a mystery to solve at the end. Can you handle the awesomeness? Want to replay the first adventure? Check out the first book: Awesome Dog 5000!

A Dog's Guide to Humans
A Dog's Guide to Humans

Author: Karen Davison

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-11-07

Total Pages: 78

ISBN-13: 9781492841951

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Have you ever wondered how dogs see us?A Dog's Guide to Humans - Written by dogs, for dogs.A lighthearted look at the human species from a dog's point of view. Bob the West Highland Terrier shares some tips and tricks on getting the best out of human beings, attempts to fathom some of their strange behaviour and imparts some of his wisdom on training and manipulation techniques. WARNING - the author takes no responsibility for any improvement in your dog's people training skills.A must have book for all canines!Is your dog a Master Human Trainer? Take the quiz at the end of the book to find out! See a book trailer for A Dog's Guide to Humans on Karen Davison's author page on Amazon or on Youtube http://youtu.be/i-NDx1QOE28

Dog Tales
Dog Tales

Author: Susy Flory

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2011-07-01

Total Pages: 162

ISBN-13: 0736941436

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Animal owners consider their pets God-given gifts and love to read about their exploits and adventures. With passion and heart, ardent dog lover Susy Flory offers true, inspirational stories about amazing acts of courage, boldness, and dedication by canines, including... Guide dog Roselle, who led her partner down 78 flights of stairs after the World Trade Center attack. Kaiser, who gave his owner, a struggling veteran, a reason to live. Blue, who fought an alligator to protect her elderly master. Through these engaging and heartwarming tales, readers will be touched by how these much-loved animals answered prayer and revealed God’s loving heart.

I Could Chew on This
I Could Chew on This

Author: Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2013-07-30

Total Pages: 113

ISBN-13: 1452131805

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A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.