The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. II

The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. II

Author: Mark Joseph

Publisher: Mark Joseph

Published: 2017-06-22

Total Pages: 151

ISBN-13:

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What if your innermost thoughts and devilish escapades were required writing assignments for your sixth-grade English class? For Andrew Offerman, it’s not a question of what if. His confessions are due every two weeks. Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth-grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next-door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild. The Andrew Offerman Chronicles are a lighthearted, hilarious glimpse into the mind of an eleven-year-old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In Breaking Cupid’s Arrow, Andrew and his best friend, Bo Jennings, must work quickly to keep Bo's mother from falling in love with Principal Fairchild. Sixth grade is hard enough. It will only get worse if Bo becomes the principal's son. Soon, though, the boys realize that Cupid is out to get everyone. No one is safe from that pesky, diaper-wearing, sharpshooter. Not even Andrew and Bo.


The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. IV

The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. IV

Author: Mark Joseph

Publisher: Mark Joseph

Published: 2018-01-24

Total Pages: 159

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What if your innermost thoughts and devilish escapades were required writing assignments for your sixth-grade English class? For Andrew Offerman, it’s not a question of what if. His confessions are due every two weeks. Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth-grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next-door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild. The Andrew Offerman Chronicles are a lighthearted, hilarious glimpse into the mind of an eleven-year-old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In Taming the Beast, Andrew and his best friend, Bo Jennings, have to figure out how to get themselves out of Sophia's crosshairs before she tells the world about their previous misdeeds. There’s just one problem. Once the beast sets her sights on you, she won't look away. Not even for a second.


The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. I

The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. I

Author: Mark Joseph

Publisher: Mark Joseph

Published: 2017-06-22

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13:

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What if your innermost thoughts and devilish escapades were required writing assignments for your sixth-grade English class? For Andrew Offerman, it’s not a question of what if. His confessions are due every two weeks. Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth-grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next-door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild. The Andrew Offerman Chronicles are a lighthearted, hilarious glimpse into the mind of an eleven-year-old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In Prank It Like a Man, Andrew and his best friend, Bo Jennings, leverage their skills to reach new heights in pranking. Where they’re going, whoopee cushions are for amateurs. They shoot for the moon during their first week of middle school. Their goal is simple. Their plan is perfect. No one can stop them. Soon, they’ll be living legends. But first, they have to get past their eccentric principal, Mr. Fairchild, and his refrigerator filled with Jell-O Pudding Cups.


The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. III

The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. III

Author: Mark Joseph

Publisher: Mark Joseph

Published: 2017-08-15

Total Pages: 163

ISBN-13:

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What if your innermost thoughts and devilish escapades were required writing assignments for your sixth-grade English class? For Andrew Offerman, it’s not a question of what if. His confessions are due every two weeks. Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth-grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next-door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild. The Andrew Offerman Chronicles are a lighthearted, hilarious glimpse into the mind of an eleven-year-old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In Melting the Iceman, Andrew comes out of his self-imposed retirement from pranking to get even with his archenemy, Johnny Gaston. Andrew and his best friend, Bo Jennings, concoct a few surprises that they hope will keep Johnny away from them for years to come. Will their strategy work? Or will they make their rivalry with their old foe worse?


Every Tool's a Hammer

Every Tool's a Hammer

Author: Adam Savage

Publisher: Atria Books

Published: 2020-10-27

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 1982113480

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In this New York Times bestselling “imperative how-to for creativity” (Nick Offerman), Adam Savage—star of Discovery Channel’s Mythbusters—shares his golden rules of creativity, from finding inspiration to following through and successfully making your idea a reality. Every Tool’s a Hammer is a chronicle of my life as a maker. It’s an exploration of making, but it’s also a permission slip of sorts from me to you. Permission to grab hold of the things you’re interested in, that fascinate you, and to dive deeper into them to see where they lead you. Through stories from forty-plus years of making and molding, building and break­ing, along with the lessons I learned along the way, this book is meant to be a toolbox of problem solving, complete with a shop’s worth of notes on the tools, techniques, and materials that I use most often. Things like: In Every Tool There Is a Hammer—don’t wait until everything is perfect to begin a project, and if you don’t have the exact right tool for a task, just use whatever’s handy; Increase Your Loose Tolerance—making is messy and filled with screwups, but that’s okay, as creativity is a path with twists and turns and not a straight line to be found; Use More Cooling Fluid—it prolongs the life of blades and bits, and it prevents tool failure, but beyond that it’s a reminder to slow down and reduce the fric­tion in your work and relationships; Screw Before You Glue—mechanical fasteners allow you to change and modify a project while glue is forever but sometimes you just need the right glue, so I dig into which ones will do the job with the least harm and best effects. This toolbox also includes lessons from many other incredible makers and creators, including: Jamie Hyneman, Nick Offerman, Pixar director Andrew Stanton, Oscar-winner Guillermo del Toro, artist Tom Sachs, and chef Traci Des Jardins. And if everything goes well, we will hopefully save you a few mistakes (and maybe fingers) as well as help you turn your curiosities into creations. I hope this book serves as “creative rocket fuel” (Ed Helms) to build, make, invent, explore, and—most of all—enjoy the thrills of being a creator.