The Alien in My E-Mail and Other Stories
The Alien in My E-Mail and Other Stories

Author: Wolfgang Niesielski

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2012-05-03

Total Pages: 264

ISBN-13: 9781475909913

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Most of us have encountered frustrating incidents in our lifetimes. For humor columnist Wolfgang Niesielski, one of his most exasperating moments involves an expensive hotel room, a faulty thermostat, and a patronizing front desk clerkonly to be rescued by two gentlemen who, after conferring with each other in hushed tones, change their pleasant demeanor into the serious miens of surgeons before a heart transplant operation. In this compilation of his humor columns, Niesielski provides an amusing take on everyday experiences. See what its like to have an evil cyber presence monopolize your e-mail account, understand the overwhelming differences between first class and tourist class on an airplane, and find out why its important to choose the right gift for a loved oneeven if it is a Salad Shooter or an electric nail-file buffing system. From learning how unforgiving Mother Nature truly is when he forgets how to water the lawn to the moment when he discovers he is a procrastinator in the worst way, Niesielski illustrates what fun life can be when one learns to laugh at himself. The Alien in My E-Mail and Other Stories takes others on a delightful ride through one mans wacky lifeSalad Shooter and all.

Love and Other Alien Experiences
Love and Other Alien Experiences

Author: Kerry Winfrey

Publisher:

Published: 2017-07-11

Total Pages: 273

ISBN-13: 1250119529

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"Originally published as an ebook in 2015 by Paper Lantern Literary, The Studio"--Copyright page.

For Exposure: The Life and Times of a Small Press Publisher
For Exposure: The Life and Times of a Small Press Publisher

Author: Jason Sizemore

Publisher: Apex Publications

Published:

Total Pages: 117

ISBN-13:

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What does it take to become a Hugo and Stoker Award-nominated editor and publisher? Follow Jason Sizemore’s unconventional professional path as it winds through a tiny, overheated Baptist church deep within the coal fields of Appalachia, Kentucky, past a busted printer and a self-serving boss that triggered an early mid-life crisis and the epiphany that he should open a magazine spreading the gospel of science fiction to the masses, all the way to WorldCon 2012 and his first Hugo Awards ceremony. In this collection of semi-true and sometimes humorous essays, Jason exposes the parties, people, and triumphs that shaped him into the Apex Overlord. He also lays bare the hardships and failures that have threatened to take it all away. Meet Thong Girl, heed the warning about the ham, receive rest stop bathroom wisdom, and visit an emergency room straight out of a horror movie in this extraordinary account of life as a publisher and editor. With rebuttal essays from Maurice Broaddus, Monica Valentinelli, Lesley Conner, and more, For Exposure tells Jason’s story with insight from key players along his road to success. It is a comprehensive and frank look at what Apex and the genre publishing business is about. Take a shot with the publisher, dance the night away, and become a legend. And do it all For Exposure.

'Lively' and Other Stories
'Lively' and Other Stories

Author: Boris Mozhaev

Publisher: Hodgson Press

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 494

ISBN-13: 1906164010

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The writing of Boris Mozhaev, available in English for the first time ever in this volume, stands out in terms of narrative style and bold sincerity amongst contemporary Russian writers. The translator provides a wealth of background information and copious notes.

Emily's Dress and Other Missing Things
Emily's Dress and Other Missing Things

Author: Kathryn Burak

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2012-10-02

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 1596437367

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A new girl in Amherst, Massachusetts, comes to terms with her mother's suicide and her best friend's disappearance with the help of Emily Dickinson's poetryNand her dress.

Tales of Mind & Machine
Tales of Mind & Machine

Author: Fiona Tan Shi Ying

Publisher: Experiences & Experiments Books Pte Ltd

Published:

Total Pages: 211

ISBN-13: 9814320870

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With stories that boggle the mind and tales of battle with machines, be prepared to encounter outer space aliens, ruthless robots, along with superheroes, power hungry dictators and mystical inexplicable phenomena!

The History of the Science-fiction Magazine
The History of the Science-fiction Magazine

Author: Michael Ashley

Publisher: Liverpool University Press

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 527

ISBN-13: 1846310032

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This third volume in Mike Ashley's four-volume study of the science-fiction magazines focuses on the turbulent years of the 1970s, when the United States emerged from the Vietnam War into an economic crisis. It saw the end of the Apollo moon programme and the start of the ecology movement. This proved to be one of the most complicated periods for the science-fiction magazines. Not only were they struggling to survive within the economic climate, they also had to cope with the death of the father of modern science fiction, John W. Campbell, Jr., while facing new and potentially threatening opposition. The market for science fiction diversified as never before, with the growth in new anthologies, the emergence of semi-professional magazines, the explosion of science fiction in college, the start of role-playing gaming magazines, underground and adult comics and, with the success of Star Wars, media magazines. This volume explores how the traditional science-fiction magazines coped with this, from the

The Face of the Assassin
The Face of the Assassin

Author: David Lindsey

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2007-10-15

Total Pages: 255

ISBN-13: 0446534757

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When a mysterious woman arrives at the home of Paul Bern, a forensic artist who lives in Austin, Texas, she brings him two things: a human skull that she smuggled out of Mexico and an incredible secret that brings Paul face to face with the unimaginable. Clearing up the gruesome murder of an American in the shadows of Mexico City's underworld, Paul Bern of Austin, Texas, finds himself facing the unimaginable. A forensic artist by trade, an expert at reconstructing the features of the mangled dead, Paul discovers a mirror image of himself. Separated at birth, Paul's twin went on to work at the other end of the forensic spectrum and has paid for his choice. Now, Paul is being blackmailed into standing in for the brother he never knew, committing acts of violence he never thought possible. Long-dormant instincts and talents awaken as he is submerged in this terrifying new life. Struggling to survive, Paul will come to know his lost brother even more intimately than if they'd grown up together.

Aliens Ate My Homework
Aliens Ate My Homework

Author: Bruce Coville

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-02-18

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 1481415603

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Following the successful repackaging of Bruce Coville’s My Teacher Is an Alien series, great new covers for another popular backlist series from the bestselling author. IT’S THE WEIRDEST ALIEN INVASION EVER! “I cannot tell a lie,” says Rod Allbright. And it’s the truth. Ask him a question and he’s bound to give you an honest answer. Which is why, when his teacher asks what happened to last night’s math assignment, Rod has to give the only answer he can: “Aliens ate my homework, Miss Maloney!” Of course, no one believes Rod this time, so they don’t bother to ask him why the aliens are here. It’s just as well, since he is sworn to silence about their secret mission and the fact that he has been drafted to help them!

Straight Outta Dodge City
Straight Outta Dodge City

Author: David Boop

Publisher: Baen Books

Published: 2020-02-04

Total Pages: 348

ISBN-13: 1625797540

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Baen’s Weird Western Fantasy and Horror Anthology Series Becomes a Trilogy! It’s the final showdown between heroes and darkness in the Old West. And boy, howdy . . . it’s a doozy! Humans versus monsters. Supernatural beings versus greater evils. We even throw in a dinosaur or two for fun. Come explore the untold myths of the west, one more time! Joe Lansdale [Bubba Ho-Tep, Hap & Leonard] takes us on a train ride of the dammed in hopes of rescuing one innocent soul. Mercedes Lackey’s [SERRAted Edge series, Valdemar Universe] duty-bound man races to claim sacred land. Jonathan Maberry [V-Wars, Joe Ledger] introduces us to a half-Comanche hired gun running out of time against some murderous ghosts. Alt-History legend Harry Turtledove [Videssos Cycle] gives us a West . . . slightly askew from our own. And James A. Moore [Predator: Hunters and Hunted] pits skinwalker against kachina in a Western anthology any historian would love! Plus Irene Radford looks for a new home for a house demon, Eytan Kollin raises golems, Kim May battles a mythical creature while dangling from an airship, and much, much more! Just when you thought it was safe to go West again, comes the third anthology in the Straight Outta series! Contributors: Joe R. Lansdale Mercedes Lackey James Van Pelt Ava Morgan Harry Turtledove Sam Stone Eytan Kollin Julie Frost Kim May James A. Moore Irene Radford David Boop Tex Thompson Jonathan Maberry At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management). About prequel Straight Outta Tombstone: “The authors were having fun. Even when they are not playing the stories for laughs, they are taking an opportunity to enjoy an opportunity to tell a story with a fresh twist, and expand out of their expected boundaries. Straight Outta Tombstone is a change-up pitch, which will leave readers laughing on occasion, spooked at times, and entertained throughout.”—The Galveston County Daily News