That's So Funny, I Forgot to Laugh

That's So Funny, I Forgot to Laugh

Author: Stephen Mooser

Publisher: Yearling

Published: 1989-12-01

Total Pages: 73

ISBN-13: 9780440402626

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When the school talent show coincides with Health Week, Rosa and Henry are certain their comedy performance will be sabotaged by the germs floating around or by the stage fright that suddenly afflicts Henry.


The Manny Files

The Manny Files

Author: Christian Burch

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2010-05-11

Total Pages: 270

ISBN-13: 1439136181

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Manny /ma·ne/ n A male nanny or babysitter, known to be handsome, fabulous, and a lover of eighties music. "Be interesting." That's what the manny tells Keats Dalinger the first time he packs Keats's school lunch, but for Keats that's not always the easiest thing to do. Even though he's the only boy at home, it always feels like no one ever remembers him. His sisters are everywhere! Lulu is the smart one, India is the creative one, and Belly...well, Belly is the naked one. And the baby. School isn't much better. There, he's the shortest kid in the entire class. But now the manny is the Dalinger's new babysitter, and things are starting to look up. It seems as though the manny always knows the right thing to do. Not everyone likes the manny as much as Keats does, however. Lulu finds the manny embarrassing, and she's started to make a list of all the crazy things that he does, such as serenading the kids with "La Cucaracha" from the front yard or wearing underwear on his head or meeting the school bus with Belly, dressed as limo drivers. Keats is worried. What if Lulu's "Manny Files" makes his parents fire the manny? Who will teach him how to be interesting then?


Rejuvenile

Rejuvenile

Author: Christopher Noxon

Publisher: Crown

Published: 2006-06-20

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 0307351777

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Once upon a time, boys and girls grew up and set aside childish things. Nowadays, moms and dads skateboard alongside their kids and download the latest pop-song ringtones. Captains of industry pose for the cover of BusinessWeek holding Super Soakers. The average age of video game players is twenty-nine and rising. Top chefs develop recipes for Easy-Bake Ovens. Disney World is the world’s top adult vacation destination (that’s adults without kids). And young people delay marriage and childbirth longer than ever in part to keep family obligations from interfering with their fun fun fun. Christopher Noxon has coined a word for this new breed of grown-up: rejuveniles. And as a self-confessed rejuvenile, he’s a sympathetic yet critical guide to this bright and shiny world of people who see growing up as “winding down”—exchanging a life of playful flexibility for anxious days tending lawns and mutual funds. In Rejuvenile, Noxon explores the historical roots of today’s rejuveniles (hint: all roads lead to Peter Pan), the “toyification” of practical devices (car cuteness is at an all-time high), and the new gospel of play. He talks to parents who love cartoons more than their children do, twenty-somethings who live happily with their parents, and grown-ups who evangelize on behalf of all-ages tag and Legos. And he takes on the “Harrumphing Codgers,” who see the rejuvenile as a threat to the social order. Noxon tempers stories of his and others’ rejuvenile tendencies with cautionary notes about “lost souls whose taste for childish things is creepy at best.” (Exhibit A: Michael Jackson.) On balance, though, he sees rejuveniles as optimists and capital-R Romantics, people driven by a desire “to hold on to the part of ourselves that feels the most genuinely human. We believe in play, in make believe, in learning, in naps. And in a time of deep uncertainty, we trust that this deeper, more adaptable part of ourselves is our best tool of survival.” Fresh and delightfully contrarian, Rejuvenile makes hilarious sense of this seismic culture change. It’s essential reading not only for grown-ups who refuse to “act their age,” but for those who wish they would just grow up.


Why Me? Part Duh

Why Me? Part Duh

Author: Stephanie Collins

Publisher: Trafford Publishing

Published: 2008-04-21

Total Pages: 158

ISBN-13: 1466937114

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After surviving the attacks on the town, a few teenagers discover their pets acting strangely. An unexpected visitor captures them and many others for a cruel purpose. The narrator finds himself and his twin brother the main targets, yet it is mostly about him. He also falls into a compromising position that could mean life or death for himself, his friends and the other victims. Be sure to check out the first book in this series, Why Me?


Barn Wood and Blue Roses

Barn Wood and Blue Roses

Author: Jacquelyn Priskorn

Publisher: Stage Partners

Published: 2022-06-18

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13:

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When Devon learns that her best friend Chelsea has cystic fibrosis, she creates a fantasy world for the two of them to live in. They live in their new imaginative world as L'Sea, a woman who becomes a dragon twice a day, and D'Nova, renowned artisan of comical barn wood signs and a magician's apprentice. But Devon has kept her own secret, too. And it is about to bring their whole fantasy world crashing down around them. Chapter Select - International Thespian Festival 2022 Drama One-act. 30-40 minutes 6 actors


Aja Minor: Off the Rails

Aja Minor: Off the Rails

Author: Chris Bliersbach

Publisher: Chris Bliersbach

Published: 2024-06-23

Total Pages: 246

ISBN-13:

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While SHIELD’s hacked network is down, Aja and Marsha take time off. But it’s short-lived as they discover a new threat in a most unlikely place. Aja and her SHIELD colleagues successfully rescued 50 trafficked children in their last mission. But it was not without significant losses or loose ends. So, while Cybersecurity Specialists try to restore SHIELD’s hacked network, Aja and Marsha take some well-deserved time off to recover and recharge. Unfortunately, criminals who prey on children never take a vacation, and while on hiatus, they inadvertently discover a new threat in a most unusual setting. Tarnishing what was touted as a monumental achievement in our country’s progress toward unprecedented levels of efficient and environmentally friendly mass transportation. But like their previous missions, nothing ever is exactly what it seems or as easy as it might first appear. And loose ends eventually come home to roost. Will Aja and the SHIELD team tie up the loose ends and surmount this new threat to vulnerable children? Or will the loose ends and their new nemesis finally win out and bury Aja and SHIELD forever? Aja Minor: Off the Rails is the seventh book in the Aja Minor psychic crime thrillers series. Fans of fierce female protagonists with unique powers who overcome adversity will find a home in this series. A portion of the proceeds from this series are donated to the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children, established in 1984 to help find missing children, reduce child sexual exploitation, and prevent child victimization.


Leave It to the March Sisters

Leave It to the March Sisters

Author: Annie Sereno

Publisher: Forever

Published: 2023-05-30

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 1538721449

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This modern take on Little Women features “Bronte brooding and rom-com banter”—a classic romance with a contemporary twist (Jenny Holiday, USA Today bestselling author). When it comes to disastrous relationships, English professor Amy Marsden has pretty much seen everything. From Banana Brad (who had a thing for fruit costumes) to her latest disappointment, Derek (undiscovered artist with a penchant for tighty-whities and their perky pizza delivery driver), it’s been an endless adventure of oddballs, jerks, and some terrible lapses in judgment. Which is exactly how Amy has ended up living in a house with the guy she’s been half in love with since she was a kid.... Theo Sinclair has been her sister Jo’s best friend—and a commitment phobe—for as long as Amy can remember. And aside from one hot and heavy make-out session, she’s managed to ignore her feelings for Theo and successfully avoid adding another entry in her What-was-I-thinking list. Yet now that they’re living under the same roof, Amy and Theo are sharing everything from Cheetos and smoothies to their family drama, past trauma, and an attraction that Amy begins to think might not be one-sided. Could Theo really have feelings for her—or is Amy just setting herself up for another disaster?


The Judy Moody Double-Rare Collection

The Judy Moody Double-Rare Collection

Author: Megan McDonald

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2011-09-27

Total Pages: 481

ISBN-13: 0763656305

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Jump-start a Judy Moody collection! This set makes it easy to keep track of her many hilarious moods. For Judy Moody fans who are partway there and eager to catch up on more recent escapades, here is the perfect solution! This double-rare collection features: JUDY MOODY PREDICTS THE FUTURE JUDY MOODY, M.D.: THE DOCTOR IS IN! JUDY MOODY DECLARES INDEPENDENCE