Taylor the Tooting Turkey
Taylor the Tooting Turkey

Author: Humor Heals Us

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-24

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 9781953399311

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Warning: This book may cause tooting. Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it; it's just the way she is. Fortunately, she explains it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Someone Farted
Someone Farted

Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-04-17

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 1481490648

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Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”

Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Fritz the Farting Reindeer

Author: Humor Heals Us

Publisher: Humor Heals Us

Published: 2020-09-24

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9781953399175

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Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.

Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars
Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars

Author: Humor Heals Us

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-23

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 9781637310083

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Taylor the Tooting Turkey is back. This time Taylor brings along two turkey friends for an adventure! Max and Austin have just arrived at the farm, but they soon out that they're not the only ones that can toot. Share this book with loved ones to find out what happens in this story of the tooting wars. This is the sequel to Taylor the Tooting Turkey. This story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect read or gift for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Frank the Farting Flamingo
Frank the Farting Flamingo

Author: Humor Heals Us

Publisher: Humor Heals Us

Published: 2020-09-24

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 9781953399274

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Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Caillou: Happy Thanksgiving!
Caillou: Happy Thanksgiving!

Author:

Publisher: Chouette Publishing, Inc.

Published: 2012-04-01

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 2894509820

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The house is bustling in anticipation of a Thanksgiving feast, and Caillou dreams of all the things he’ll eat at his favorite meal. Yet today he will discover that there is more to the holiday than delicious food—it’s about being thankful for the good things and important people in his life. Capturing the precious memories and emotions of the holiday season, toddlers will learn about the deeper meaning of Thanksgiving in this vividly illustrated story. Also available in trade cloth/hardcover (ISBN: 978-2-89718-021-8)

Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart
Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart

Author: Humor Heals Us

Publisher:

Published: 2021-02-03

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 9781637310687

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Liam the Leprechaun loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day! Leprechauns are like small elves.They always dress in green.They're mischievous and magical, And rarely ever seen. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Makes a perfect gift for St. Patrick's day for boys and girls.

Turkey Bowl
Turkey Bowl

Author: Phil Bildner

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers

Published: 2008-09-30

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780689878961

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It's Thanksgiving, and that means it's time for...football! Ethan has waited his whole nine-year-old life to be old enough to play in the annual family Turkey Bowl football game. This is his year. He wakes up Thanksgiving Day, dresses in all of his football finest, and runs downstairs to greet the team -- his whole family. But the kitchen isn't full of aunts and cousins and uncles -- a blizzard has snowed them out. And it looks like the Turkey Bowl just isn't meant to be this year. After all, who could play football in a blizzard? Ethan, that's who!

Book of Bunny Farts
Book of Bunny Farts

Author: Humor Heals Us

Publisher: Farting Adventures

Published: 2021-02-03

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781637310960

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The Easter Bunny must eat a lot to give him energy to deliver all the Easter eggs? Eating gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release.

Freddie The Farting Snowman
Freddie The Farting Snowman

Author: Jane Bexley

Publisher:

Published: 2020-10-27

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13:

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Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list