Take Me Out of the Bathtub and Other Silly Dilly Songs
Take Me Out of the Bathtub and Other Silly Dilly Songs

Author: Alan Katz

Publisher: Margaret K. McElderry Books

Published: 2001-05-01

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780689829031

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Remember... "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and "I've Been Working on the Railroad"? Songwriter and comedy writer extraordinaire Alan Katz has turned those and other old favorites on their ears and created new nonsense songs kids will love. With zany, spirited pictures by illustrator and cartoonist David Catrow, this kooky collection guarantees laughs and plenty of silly dillyness for kids everywhere!

Smelly Locker
Smelly Locker

Author: Alan Katz

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2010-06-22

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1442402512

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Well-known songs, including "Oh Susannah" and "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," are presented with new words and titles, such as "Heavy Backpack!" and "I Don't Want to Do Homework!"

Don't Say That Word!
Don't Say That Word!

Author: Alan Katz

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-06-26

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 0689869711

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In Art my pal Richie got inky. But Mom, that was only the start. 'Cause Richie then made the room stinky by blasting a really big... DON'T SAY THAT WORD! Michael can't wait to tell his mom all about his day at school. But how can he, when she keeps stopping him before he gets to the best part? Laugh out loud with the bestselling team who brought us Take Me Out of the Bathtub and Other Silly Songs and the other hilarious books in the Silly Dilly series. But what ever you do... DON'T SAY THAT WORD!

Where Did They Hide My Presents?
Where Did They Hide My Presents?

Author: Alan Katz

Publisher:

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780439933117

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Well-known Christmas songs, including "O Christmas Tree" and "Deck the Halls," are presented with new words and titles, such as "Toy Catalogs" and "At the Mall."

Oops!
Oops!

Author: Alan Katz

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2008-03-04

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 141690204X

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A collection of humorous poems for children.

Are You Quite Polite?
Are You Quite Polite?

Author: Alan Katz

Publisher:

Published: 2006-10

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13:

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Presents humorous lyrics to such familiar children's songs as "Pop Goes the Weasel, " "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, " and "Hey Diddle Diddle."

On Top of the Potty
On Top of the Potty

Author: Alan Katz

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2008-03-25

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 0689862156

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Well-known music with new lyrics encourage toddlers to trade in their diapers for the potty chair, including "If You Gotta Go Do Poopy," sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It."

Over the River and Through the Wood
Over the River and Through the Wood

Author: Lydia Marie Child

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 1999-09-15

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780805063110

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In this hilarious modern spoof of a favorite holiday song, the trip to Grandfather's house is no peaceful sleigh ride!

Oh My Darling, Porcupine
Oh My Darling, Porcupine

Author: Bruce Lansky

Publisher: Meadowbrook

Published: 2009-06-02

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781416987505

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One of the funniest collections of children’s songs ever published is now available in a paper over board edition. This anthology contains 20 funny songs by Bruce Lansky and his gaggle of Giggle Poets. The songs were tested by a panel of 500 school children and graded “hilarious.” Kids can sing these silly songs without any sheet music because all of the songs were written to familiar tunes (like “Oh, Susanna,” and “This Land is Your Land”). Each page contains charming four-color illustrations by Stephen Carpenter.