Elbert's Bad Word

Elbert's Bad Word

Author: Audrey Wood

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 1988

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780152013677

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After shocking the elegant garden party by using a bad word, Elbert learns some acceptable substitutes from a helpful wizard.


Nine Nasty Words

Nine Nasty Words

Author: John McWhorter

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2023-10-10

Total Pages: 289

ISBN-13: 0593421388

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The New York Times bestseller now in paperback. One of the preeminent linguists of our time examines the realms of language that are considered shocking and taboo in order to understand what imbues curse words with such power--and why we love them so much. Profanity has always been a deliciously vibrant part of our lexicon, an integral part of being human. In fact, our ability to curse comes from a different part of the brain than other parts of speech--the urgency with which we say "f&*k!" is instead related to the instinct that tells us to flee from danger. Language evolves with time, and so does what we consider profane or unspeakable. Nine Nasty Words is a rollicking examination of profanity, explored from every angle: historical, sociological, political, linguistic. In a particularly coarse moment, when the public discourse is shaped in part by once-shocking words, nothing could be timelier.


Swearing Is Good for You: The Amazing Science of Bad Language

Swearing Is Good for You: The Amazing Science of Bad Language

Author: Emma Byrne

Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company

Published: 2018-01-23

Total Pages: 232

ISBN-13: 1324000295

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"Entertaining and thought-provoking…Byrne’s enthusiasm for her esoteric subject is contagious, damn it." —Melissa Dahl, New York Times Book Review In this sparkling debut work of popular science, Emma Byrne examines the latest research to show how swearing can be good for you. She explores every angle of swearing—why we do it, how we do it, and what it tells us about ourselves. Packed with the results of unlikely and often hilarious scientific studies—from the “ice-bucket test” for coping with pain, to the connection between Tourette’s and swearing, to a chimpanzee that curses at her handler in sign language—Swearing Is Good for You presents a lighthearted but convincing case for the foulmouthed.


A Mercy

A Mercy

Author: Toni Morrison

Publisher: Vintage Canada

Published: 2009-08-11

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 030737307X

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A powerful tragedy distilled into a small masterpiece by the Nobel Prize-winning author of Beloved and, almost like a prelude to that story, set two centuries earlier. Jacob is an Anglo-Dutch trader in 1680s United States, when the slave trade is still in its infancy. Reluctantly he takes a small slave girl in part payment from a plantation owner for a bad debt. Feeling rejected by her slave mother, 14-year-old Florens can read and write and might be useful on his farm. Florens looks for love, first from Lina, an older servant woman at her new master's house, but later from the handsome blacksmith, an African, never enslaved, who comes riding into their lives . . . At the novel's heart, like Beloved, it is the ambivalent, disturbing story of a mother and a daughter – a mother who casts off her daughter in order to save her, and a daughter who may never exorcise that abandonment.


Swear Out Loud

Swear Out Loud

Author:

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2020-05

Total Pages: 72

ISBN-13:

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GAG GIFT IDEA SWEAR WORD COLORING & ACTIVITY BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring & Activity Book of 20 Hilarious Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, family & friends can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULTS ONLY. Make a friend laugh out loud! Buy now by pressing the ""Add to Cart"" Button on the right side of the screen! Cover: Soft Silky Matte Cover Size: 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 10 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 10 hilarious Designs with Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) specific to Teachers Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Also features 10 Unconventional Activities for Adult Only This Adult book contains 10 hilarious Word Puzzle Games with Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Crossword, Word Search and Cryptogram is designed to make Teachers Laugh out Loud and Enjoy some Relaxing Time Each Puzzle Page also includes a Coloring design and is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. These coloring books for adults are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY


Shit I Can't Say Out Loud

Shit I Can't Say Out Loud

Author: Pacific Gold Pacific Gold Press

Publisher:

Published: 2017-09-07

Total Pages: 82

ISBN-13: 9781976178931

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Blank Lined Notebook. 80 Pages. 5.25 x 8 Inches.


Artemis

Artemis

Author: Andy Weir

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Published: 2018-07-03

Total Pages: 369

ISBN-13: 0553448145

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The bestselling author of The Martian returns with an irresistible new near-future thriller—a heist story set on the moon. Jasmine Bashara never signed up to be a hero. She just wanted to get rich. Not crazy, eccentric-billionaire rich, like many of the visitors to her hometown of Artemis, humanity’s first and only lunar colony. Just rich enough to move out of her coffin-sized apartment and eat something better than flavored algae. Rich enough to pay off a debt she’s owed for a long time. So when a chance at a huge score finally comes her way, Jazz can’t say no. Sure, it requires her to graduate from small-time smuggler to full-on criminal mastermind. And it calls for a particular combination of cunning, technical skills, and large explosions—not to mention sheer brazen swagger. But Jazz has never run into a challenge her intellect can’t handle, and she figures she’s got the ‘swagger’ part down. The trouble is, engineering the perfect crime is just the start of Jazz’s problems. Because her little heist is about to land her in the middle of a conspiracy for control of Artemis itself. Trapped between competing forces, pursued by a killer and the law alike, even Jazz has to admit she’s in way over her head. She’ll have to hatch a truly spectacular scheme to have a chance at staying alive and saving her city. Jazz is no hero, but she is a very good criminal. That’ll have to do. Propelled by its heroine’s wisecracking voice, set in a city that’s at once stunningly imagined and intimately familiar, and brimming over with clever problem-solving and heist-y fun, Artemis is another irresistible brew of science, suspense, and humor from #1 bestselling author Andy Weir.


I Swear, I'm Not Swearing

I Swear, I'm Not Swearing

Author: J. D. Bleu

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-08-25

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9781533383990

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In the tradition of the classic kids rhyme "Miss Susie Had a Steamboat", I Swear, I'm Not Swearing lets your kids live on the edge and say funny phrases that sound like swearing... without fear of punishment. Mix a screwball rhyme with absurd pictures and mock-swearing... What kid could resist? Inappropriate? Yes. Hilarious & Laugh Out Loud Funny? You bet your big booty! Between the ages of 7 - 12, rude humor is the best entertainment for your money! This book provides silly fun and a memorable childhood rite of passage... testing the limits of what you can get away with saying. Yes, it's rude and inappropriate, but you will delight in sharing this mischievous rhyme with your kids. Flabbergast your rugrats by laughing along with them!


Snow Lane

Snow Lane

Author: Josephine Angelini

Publisher:

Published: 2018-01-02

Total Pages: 207

ISBN-13: 1250150922

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In 1985 Massachusetts, fifth-grader Annie wants to shape her own future but as the youngest of nine, she is held back by her hand-me-down clothing, a crippling case of dyslexia, and a dark family secret.