Super Duper You

Super Duper You

Author: Sophy Henn

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2019-05-02

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 0241380723

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I've known you since you started. I've seen a thing or two . . . . . . or three or four or five or six! In fact, I've seen a few . . . Sometimes we are loud, sometimes we are quite, sometimes bold and clanky, sometimes soft and cuddly. Sophy Henn celebrates all the different, extraordinary and sometimes contradictory things we are in this joyful and colourful rhyming picture book. Perfect to read aloud - and then read again, and again!


Um. . .

Um. . .

Author: Michael Erard

Publisher: Anchor

Published: 2008-08-12

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 1400095433

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Essential reading for talkers and listeners of all stripes: An original, entertaining, and surprising book that investigates verbal blunders: what they are, what they say about those who make them, and how and why we've come to judge them. “An enjoyable tour of linguistic mishaps.” —The New York Times Book Review Um... is about how you really speak, and why it's normal for your everyday speech to be filled with errors—about one in every ten words. In this charming, engaging account of language in the wild, linguist and writer Michael Erard also explains why our attention to some blunders rises and falls. Where did the Freudian slip come from? Why do we prize "umlessness" in speaking—and should we? And how do we explain the American presidents who are famous for their verbal stumbles?


Anguished English

Anguished English

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 9780941711814

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A collection of humorous language bloopers including misspelled words, bungled translations, mangled modifiers, and much more.


Fractured English

Fractured English

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 1996-11

Total Pages: 212

ISBN-13: 0671000365

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Presents a collection of humorous language errors from newspaper headlines, politician's remarks, court transcripts, insurance forms, signs, and classified ads.


Crazy English

Crazy English

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2010-05-11

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 143913894X

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In what other language, asks Lederer, do people drive on a parkway and park in a driveway, and your nose can run and your feet can smell? In CRAZY ENGLISH, Lederer frolics through the logic-boggling byways of our language, discovering the names for phobias you didn't know you could have, the longest words in our dictionaries, and the shortest sentence containing every letter in the alphabet. You'll take a bird's-eye view of our beastly language, feast on a banquet of mushrooming food metaphors, and meet the self-reflecting Doctor Rotcod, destined to speak only in palindromes.


Anguished English

Anguished English

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

Published: 2006-04-19

Total Pages: 111

ISBN-13: 1423608917

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The “impossible to put down” compendium of linguistic bloopers and blunders: a hilarious collection of malapropisms, mixed metaphors and more (San Francisco Chronicle). In Anguished English, Richard Lederer collects some of the worst—and funniest—English language errors ever committed to print. From legendary student screwups to horrible headlines and cringe-worthy advertising copy, Lederer shares a treasure trove of laugh-out-loud flubs and gaffes worthy of a Pullet Surprise. “Hilarious.”—Chicago Tribune “Richard Lederer is the true king of language comedy. Anguished English is the funniest book I have ever read.”—Sidney Sheldon


More Anguished English

More Anguished English

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: Dell

Published: 1994-09-04

Total Pages: 209

ISBN-13: 0440215773

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All the joy of the best-selling Anguished English is back! 2,000 all-new side-splitting flubs, fluffs, and hilariously funny accidental assaults on our language.


Get Thee to a Punnery

Get Thee to a Punnery

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

Published: 2014-02-06

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 1423612035

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Get Thee to a Punnery proves that the pun is mightier than the sword . . . and here are sidesplitting puns of every color, stripe and persuasion to suit every whim. Even if you don't know that your humerus is your funny bone, this is the book for you. The Time of the Signs: On a diaper service truck: Rock a dry baby. On a plumber's service truck: A flush is better than a full house. Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a communist plot! -Edgar Bergen Quiche me-I'm French! Hangover-the wrath of grapes Work is the ruin of the drinking classes. -Oscar Wilde