Stupid Sex
Stupid Sex

Author: Ross Petras

Publisher: Main Street Books

Published: 2012-02-08

Total Pages: 209

ISBN-13: 0307547612

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A mother, answering her phone, hears her daughter shrieking and screaming. Terrified, she calls the police who arrive at the daughter's house, batter down the door--and find the daughter, nude, in her bedroom having sex with her boyfriend. Apparently her toe hit the automatic dial button for her mother's number on the bedroom phone. A man, swimming in a Florida pool, sees the pool intake pipe and gets a unique idea. Hours later, after police, firemen, and EMT personnel are called, the man is taken to an area hospital--along with ten feet of pipe attached to a very swollen part of his anatomy. A newly married couple in Turin set up a video camera in their bedroom to tape all of their honeymoon activities. But somehow certain crucial wires got crossed. While they were enjoying their honeymoon sex, so was everyone else in their apartment building: the couple had accidentally connected their camera to the building's cable television system. In the national bestseller The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said Ross and Kathryn Petras immortalized idiotic utterances by public figures and average citizens alike. The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done chronicled fiascoes, senseless stunts, and utterly asinine activities from around the globe. Now, Stupid Sex takes on the subject that no one can resist. It's about people who get caught in the act . . . and about people who get caught in the trash disposal. Stupid Sex tells two hundred true stories of extremely dumb (and very funny) sex acts arranged under headings ranging from Airplane Sex to Zoo Bathroom Sex.

Stupid Sex
Stupid Sex

Author: Kathryn Petras

Publisher: Main Street Books

Published: 1998

Total Pages: 212

ISBN-13: 9780385488518

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A collection of true stories about the most bizarre and embarrassing sexual encounters, in categories ranging from Enema Bandits to Pork Products

Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives

Author: Laura Schlessinger

Publisher: Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Published: 2002-12-03

Total Pages: 324

ISBN-13: 9780060929442

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For every woman who wants to know what her man is thinking. Internationally syndicated radio superhost and columnist, controversial psycho-therapist, and author of the break-out New York Times bestsellers How Could You Do That?! and Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives, Dr. Laura Schlessinger is back with Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives. In ten vital, compelling chapters, Dr. Laura speaks her mind on: Stupid Chivalry By getting involved with the wrong woman (weak, flaky, damaged, needy, desperate, stupid, untrustworthy, immature, etc.) you think that your love will save/transform her. Stupid Independence Unwilling to admit "need" for bonding and intimacy, you hide in excesses of work, play, drink, drugs, porn, and meaningless sex. Stupid Ambition Unable to comfortably and proudly accept your inherent importance to society and family as husband and father, you bow to the false idols of money, toys, power, and status. Stupid Strength Uncomfortable with feeling weak, vulnerable, useless, powerless, or rejected, you use intimidation, force, or passive-aggressiveness to regain control. Stupid Sex Taking an attraction, opportunity, or erection as a "sign," you measure your masculinity and power by sexual conquests, infidelities, and orgasms. Stupid Matrimony Lacking a mature sense of the purpose, meaning, or value of marriage, you realize too late you've gone down the aisle with the wrong woman for the wrong reasons and feel helpless to "fix it." Stupid Husbanding Thinking that marriage is the honorable discharge from loving courtship, you continue to live as though you were single and your "mommy-wife" will take care of everything else. Stupid Parenting Believing that only women/mothers nurture children, you withdraw from hands-on parenting to assert your masculine importance, missing out on the true "soul food" of a child's hug. Stupid Boyishness Having not yet worked out a comfortable emotional and social understanding with your mother, you form relationships with women that become geared to avenge, resolve, or protect you from your ties to Mommy. Stupid Machismo Understanding the true and meaningful difference between being male and a man, you can become a man.

Crazy Stupid Sex
Crazy Stupid Sex

Author: Barbara Keesling Ph D

Publisher: Barbara Keesling

Published: 2018-08-07

Total Pages: 308

ISBN-13: 9780692086612

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SAFE SEX...it's not just about using contraception and preventing sexually transmitted infections. In Crazy Stupid Sex, Dr. Barbara Keesling draws on her decades of experience teaching Human Sexuality to discuss the potential perils of many common sexual behaviors. Some of the case studies described in Crazy Stupid Sex are funny, some are embarrassing, some are horrifying, and some are tragic. The book includes sex education material as well as humorous personal anecdotes, historical facts, a cross-cultural perspective on sexual diversity, and a focus on emotional safety. Thinking about having sex? Read this first. You don't have to trade pleasure for safety-you just need to know how to reduce your risks. Have fun, but be careful out there

The Stupider Sex
The Stupider Sex

Author: Elizabeth Ratface and Roland Ratface

Publisher: Elizabeth Ratface

Published: 2014-09-25

Total Pages: 21

ISBN-13: 1310557098

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Which sex is stupider? This volume seeks to answer this question, using heavy doses of humor and a multitude of examples. Written by Liz and her husband Roland in order to give both sides of the story, chapters explore the myths of women who cannot operate simple devices, men who bungle simple shopping tasks, women drivers, and men who are clueless about relationships.

Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid
Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid

Author: Howard J. Morris

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2009-09-15

Total Pages: 291

ISBN-13: 1439109745

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THE REVEALING AND RIP-ROARINGLY FUNNY GUIDE TO MAKING EVERY RELATIONSHIP SMARTER, SANER, AND HAPPIER It's all very simple. When it comes to women, men are profoundly stupid. And when it comes to men, women—no matter how intelligent or mature—are completely crazy. Based on this groundbreaking insight, comedy writers and real-life couple Howard J. Morris and Jenny Lee have devised a relationship guide that is refreshingly honest, completely hilarious, and surprisingly practical. Using their own crazy/stupid romance as an example, they explain why women ask questions they don’t want answered—and why men persist in answering them. Why do guys suck at being romantic? And why does every conversation with a woman lead back to whether or not she’s fat? With wit, hard-earned wisdom, and an entertaining he said/she said format, the authors explore the unwitting method to his dumbness and the valid reasons behind her insanity while providing real relationship solutions and helping couples to reach the place where giving isn’t giving in, needing isn’t needy, and the sexes can break dysfunctional patterns and find a way to live happily ever after.

Unusually Stupid Americans
Unusually Stupid Americans

Author:

Publisher: Villard Books

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 305

ISBN-13: 0812970829

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A compilation of stupidity from Americans of all walks of life includes lists, news items, statistics, and stupid acts, covering such topics as government, food, television programs, law, business, and taxes.

Stupid about Men
Stupid about Men

Author: Deborah Dunn

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2009-02-03

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 1439100802

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Tired of Kissing Frogs? Even the most capable and intelligent women are sometimes struck stupid when it comes to relationships with men. Maybe you're like Cinderella, who thinks that only a man can rescue her; or perhaps you are like Little Red Riding Hood, always attracted to "bad boys"; or maybe you find yourself simply settling, like Rapunzel, because you don't believe you can do any better. And somehow, you always end up kissing frogs. No matter what kind of "stupid" you are, licensed marriage and family therapist Deborah Dunn will show you why you keep making the same mistakes with men, and will empower you to take control of who you are and become smart about life.

Are Women That Stupid?
Are Women That Stupid?

Author: Keith Crawford

Publisher: Keith Crawford

Published: 2014-11-06

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13:

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Why most women keep doing the same things over and over again when it comes to men? Why don't they ever learn from their mistakes? Do they care that they are being lied too, disrespected and are treated like dirt and made a fool of? Or do that think it's normal to get their hearts broken over and over again? So the question to be answered is, are women really that stupid? And, if not why don't they learn something different and stop making the same dumb stupid mistakes with it comes to dating men? Well this book will help, that's if you want to be smarter than the men for a change! If not, keep doing what you're doing, it's been working this far hasn't it? I don't think so!! Not dealing with the truth won't help you to change what you are doing now would it?

Cheap Sex
Cheap Sex

Author: Mark Regnerus

Publisher: Oxford University Press

Published: 2017-08-02

Total Pages: 281

ISBN-13: 0190673621

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Sex is cheap. Coupled sexual activity has become more widely available than ever. Cheap sex has been made possible by two technologies that have little to do with each other - the Pill and high-quality pornography - and its distribution made more efficient by a third technological innovation, online dating. Together, they drive down the cost of real sex, and in turn slow the development of love, make fidelity more challenging, sexual malleability more common, and have even taken a toll on men's marriageability. Cheap Sex takes readers on an extended tour inside the American mating market, and highlights key patterns that characterize young adults' experience today, including the timing of first sex in relationships, overlapping partners, frustrating returns on their relational investments, and a failure to link future goals like marriage with how they navigate their current relationships. Drawing upon several large nationally-representative surveys, in-person interviews with 100 men and women, and the assertions of scholars ranging from evolutionary psychologists to gender theorists, what emerges is a story about social change, technological breakthroughs, and unintended consequences. Men and women have not fundamentally changed, but their unions have. No longer playing a supporting role in relationships, sex has emerged as a central priority in relationship development and continuation. But unravel the layers, and it is obvious that the emergence of "industrial sex" is far more a reflection of men's interests than women's.