Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!

Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!

Author: Todd Harris Goldman

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 2005-01-01

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13: 9780761135937

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Cartoons and sarcastic advice offer a tongue-in-cheek look at boys as seen by girls, including "ideas make boys' heads hurt," "boys are not potty trained," and "boys aren't housebroken."


Stupid Boys

Stupid Boys

Author: Rebecca Royce

Publisher:

Published: 2019-11-05

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 9781704355061

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I'm the nightmare they never see coming.You, the one reading this right now. Yes. You. I'm going to warn you this one time. Don't decide to like me. I'm not a good girl.. I'm manipulative. I play games. I've done it countless times and I'll do it again. I can promise you that.With more funding behind me than you can imagine, I can become anyone. I mess with men's hearts. And when I am done, it is more than just their money I take, it's their very sense of self. The football star. The politician. The surgeon. The artist. They all gave over their love. I hate to tell you how easy it is to make them my own. A little smile. A batting of my big, beautiful eyes. The most powerful fall the hardest.Did they take part of my soul with them? Try to get me to admit it. I dare you to try. I'll never say the words you all want to hear from me. I'm never sorry. Those stupid boys. I warned you. Don't. Like. Me.You'll regret it.*The authors strongly suggest you read the forward to this book before you go any further. This is the first book in a trilogy with strong, sometimes dislikable characters in a world where few people are as they seem and love comes at a cost not everyone is willing to pay.*


Stupid Fast

Stupid Fast

Author: Geoff Herbach

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2011-06-01

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 1402256302

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Just before his sixteenth birthday, Felton Reinstein has a sudden growth spurt that turns him from a small, jumpy, picked-on boy with the nickname of "Squirrel Nut" to a powerful athlete, leading to new friends, his first love, and the courage to confront his family's past and current problems.


I Love You, Stupid!

I Love You, Stupid!

Author: Harry Mazer

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2015-05-05

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 1504009991

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Can Marcus be friends with a girl without thinking about sex all the time? Marcus Rosenbloom wants to be a writer almost as much as he doesn’t want to be a virgin anymore. At seventeen years old, Marcus thinks, shouldn’t he have done it already? Crossed over to the other side, where everyone is different, more adult, more . . . experienced? His friend Alec is smooth and charming around girls; Marcus definitely can’t talk to him about his doubts. The only person he confides in is Wendy, a childhood friend who just moved back to Sherwood High to finish her senior year. Marcus and Wendy share their crushes, their disappointments, and their nervousness about dating and sex. Then Marcus has an idea: If he and Wendy share the same problem, maybe they can share a solution, too . . . or maybe it’s all much more complicated than he ever imagined.


Stupid Boy (Print Edition)

Stupid Boy (Print Edition)

Author: Cindy Miles

Publisher: Tka Distribution

Published: 2015-02-17

Total Pages: 260

ISBN-13: 9781942356141

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From Cindy Miles, bestselling new adult author of STUPID GIRL, comes the next installment of her blockbuster Stupid in Love series - STUPID BOY. Brax Jenkins and Olivia Beaumont are the most envied couple at Winston University-but the so-called "virginity dare," orchestrated by Brax's old fraternity, almost tore them apart. Now, a new dare is taking shape, and it's sure to set emotions ablaze-more than ever before. Winston's "It Girl" Harper Belle isn't just president of the Deltas-she's also a master at keeping her ugly past a secret. So, when the Kappas' dare hits closer to home for her more than anyone realizes, she devises a competition of her own as payback. Three sorority sisters will seek out a notorious womanizer on campus and-unbeknownst their "mark"-secretly train him to be the perfect boyfriend. Always up for a challenge, Harper targets the biggest player she can find: Brax's wickedly handsome foster brother Kane McCarthy. But, Harper discovers there's much more to Kane than girls, games, and partying. His easy smile belies the quiet, old soul reflected in his deep brown eyes. All it takes is one night, one secret laid bare, and one kiss from Kane to shift Harper's world on its axis. Suddenly, the girl who's always walked a straight and narrow path can't think of anything else except losing control.


The Ultimate Guys' Body Book

The Ultimate Guys' Body Book

Author: Walt Larimore, MD

Publisher: Zondervan

Published: 2012-03-20

Total Pages: 204

ISBN-13: 0310723256

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You Mean I Can Ask That? Boys’ bodies do the craziest things! They can knock a baseball out to right field or trip in front of class. But at a certain point, those bodies start to grow up and go through some wild changes. You might be wondering things like: Why don't I look like him? How can I get buff without steroids? And how can I handle that talk my parents want to have—you know, the talk? Yikes! Guy Talk answers all the important questions you want answers to but would rather not ask, mixing fun with great advice for growing guys.


Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

Author: Barbara Park

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 0375868410

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In her own words, a young girl describes her feelings about starting kindergarten and what she does when she decides not to ride the bus home.


A Stupid Boy

A Stupid Boy

Author: Jimmy Perry

Publisher: Arrow

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 9780099441427

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From the creator of Dad's Army comes the wonderfully written and evocative tale of the life and adventures that inspired the hit TV shows. Highly entertaining and funny, A Stupid Boy gives fascinating insights into Perry's Dad's Army and his other much-loved British comedies including It Ain't Half Hot, Mum and Hi-De-Hi!: the real-life individuals who inspired the characters and events, and behind-the-scenes stories - including how Dad's Army came about, and how it was very nearly dropped, never to appear on our screens.


I'm with Stupid

I'm with Stupid

Author: Elaine Szewczyk

Publisher: 5 Spot

Published: 2008-07-24

Total Pages: 222

ISBN-13: 0446537764

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A hilarious tale of girl meets boy, girl falls in lust, girl discovers boy is not playing with a full deck... When Kas meets William while on safari in South Africa he seems perfect-a gorgeous park ranger, both kind and brave (he saved the tour from certain death by water buffalo). Her two best friends, Max, an endlessly scheming personal trainer, and Libby, a jobless bombshell, would like to get their hands on William...but he's only interested in Kas, an editorial assistant at a struggling New York literary agency who thinks William is out of her league. The two have a fling, and Kas returns home to New York wondering if she'll hear from William again. So when he finally sends an email, she's delighted. Until she opens it. The email is not quite the love missive Kas expected. Did she misjudge William? A miscommunication ensues, triggering a rapid-fire series of comic developments that, within days, bring William to New York, now under the impression that Kas has offered him a place to live. As he unveils his big plan to take Manhattan by storm and make his fortune, Kas finally recognizes how limited William's intellectual capabilities are: He makes Kevin Federline look like Albert Einstein. Readers are along for the outrageous ride as Kas copes with her new roommate's eccentricities, including a preoccupation with the Psychic Friends Network and a passion for collecting Big Apple-themed souvenirs, and the realization that her dream man is a comic nightmare. "Elaine Szewczyk is smart and funny, and knows that New York bars and African safaris have something important in common: When it comes to dating, it's a jungle out there. If you savor Sophie Kinsella or Lauren Weisberger, you'll want to add her to your reading list." -- Chris Bohjalian, author of Midwives, The Double Blind, and Skeletons at the Feast "Spirited, irreverent, bilious, and above all funny, Elaine Szewczyk's bitter cocktail provides a much-needed antidote for the chick-lit genre..." -- Adam Langer, author of Ellington Boulevard, Crossing California, and The Washington Story


Just Call Me Stupid

Just Call Me Stupid

Author: Tom Birdseye

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2014-07-15

Total Pages: 105

ISBN-13: 1497645921

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Fifth-grader Patrick can’t read, but when the new girl next door encourages him to overcome his fears and try, he starts believing he isn’t so stupid after all Patrick Lowe has always loved imagining his own fantastic stories of brave knights and dragons. Unfortunately, every time he tries to read, his father’s voice pops up in his head telling him he’s stupid, and the words on the page suddenly become too blurry to see. By his fifth grade year, Patrick has stopped trying to read altogether. He doesn’t think he needs any friends, but his new next-door neighbor Celina just won’t leave him alone. As Patrick and Celina slowly become friends, Celina starts reading The Sword and the Stone to him every afternoon. Patrick is entranced by this mythical world of white knights and vicious beasts, magic and adventure, but no matter how hard he tries, he himself still cannot read. But when Celina betrays his trust, Patrick finds himself betting to the class bully that he can read a story to the entire school. Patrick is determined to show everyone that he’s no dummy, but can he get past his own fears and finally learn to read?