Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast

Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast

Author: Josh Funk

Publisher: Union Square & Co.

Published: 2020-02-28

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1454941537

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A thoroughly delicious rhyming story about the funniest food fight ever—perfect for fans of The Food Group series. Lady Pancake and Sir French Toast have a beautiful friendship—until they discover that there's only one drop of maple syrup left! The race is ON! Off they go, racing past the Orange Juice Fountain, skiing through Sauerkraut Peak, and reeling down the linguini. But who will enjoy the sweet taste of victory? And could working together be better than tearing each other apart? Praise for the Lady Pancake and Sir French Toast Series: “[R]eaders will giggle their way through this refrigerated fantasyland.”—Publishers Weekly “A must purchase.”—School Library Journal, starred review Don’t miss the other books in the series: The Case of the Stinky Stench Mission Defrostable Short & Sweet The Great Caper Caper


The Stench of Honolulu

The Stench of Honolulu

Author: Jack Handey

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2013-07-16

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 1455522392

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The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale. The Stench of Honolulu Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on! Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator and his friend, who is some other guy, need to get out of town. They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days-a travel agent-and discover an old treasure map. She might have been a witch, by the way. Our heroes soon embark on a quest for the Golden Monkey, which takes them into the mysterious and stinky foreign land of Honolulu. There, they meet untold dangers, confront strange natives, kill and eat Turtle People, kill some other things and people, eat another thing, and discover the ruins of ancient civilizations. As our narrator says, "The ruins were impressive. But like so many civilizations, they forgot the rule that might have saved them: Don't let vines grow all over you."


Ratchet and Stench

Ratchet and Stench

Author: Robert A Webster

Publisher: Robert A Webster

Published: 2016-03-31

Total Pages: 105

ISBN-13: 1530780039

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Dog Gone Mystery When Cruft’s Best of Breeds Champion mysteriously disappears; the finger of suspicion points at the owner of a rival kennel. Somerset police find the missing Scottish terrier’s dermal tracker, but cannot find further evidence of a crime. Having no proof they are unable to do anything and drop any investigations. The other dogs call in Ratchet and Stench, and even though they uncover clues that suggest a brutal murder, the animal sleuths aren’t convinced.


Skunk Stench

Skunk Stench

Author: Kate Shoemaker

Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP

Published: 2014-12-15

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 1482418509

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Phew! Luckily, a skunk's infamous stench isn't the way it smells all the time. Instead, it's a secret weapon. The black and white mammal can actually aim and squirt its stinky liquid at its enemy or create a cloud of disgusting smell as it runs away. Readers of this amusing and informative peek into one of nature's stinkiest creatures will learn there are several species of skunks and what to do to avoid being sprayed.


The Stench

The Stench

Author: Jillian Becker

Publisher: Booktango

Published: 2014-04-23

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 146894603X

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Africa in the 1960s, about two men, a young German and an older African, who had been on opposite sides in World War Two, and almost become friends, but are kept apart by racial antagonisms that neither of them wants.