It's time for the Annual Jellyfishing Convention and SpongeBob and Patrick are ready to go!But first they have to pack, get through a long bus ride, and wait in line to get into the convention. Boring! Luckily SpongeBob has a plan so they don't waste a second being bored: tell jokes! SpongeBob fans are in for a treat with this collection of travel-themed jokes that kept two Bikini Bottom friends in stitches all the way to the convention-and back!
This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.
What did SpongeBob say to the Krabby Patty? 'Pleased to eat you!' Why did Patrick bring a shovel to the Krusty Krab? Because SpongeBob told him to dig in. Laugh out loud, landlubbers! The Krusty Krab is serving up heaped helpings of jokes that are calorie-free, yet always satisfying! One thing's for sure-you'll be back for more!
SpongeBob is a sea sponge who lives with his pet snail, Gary, in a two-bedroom pineapple in the town of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob's dream in life is to be the ocean's ultimate fry cook, and thanks to his job flipping Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab, he lives that dream every day. SpongeBob is as optimistic and earnest as a sea-dwelling sponge gets, but he can't seem to avoid getting himself, and usually everyone else around him, into trouble. SpongeBob's hobbies include blowing bubbles, catching (and releasing) jellyfish with his best friend, Patrick, and practising karate.
What's SpongeBob's Favorite sport? Spongy jumping! What is SpongeBob's work motto? "If at First you don't succeed, Fry, Fry again." Bottoms Up! Jokes from Bikini Bottom is chock-full of waterlogged humor that will reel in the fans -- lift the flaps and get hooked!
"Ghosts, monsters, and creepy creatures join SpongeBob and his friends in scaring up huge laughs in this collection of rib-tickling jokes."--Cover back.