Someone's Always Watching Me Pee

Someone's Always Watching Me Pee

Author: Marylynn St. Germaine

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2015-06-16

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 9781499298710

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I carry on the honest, but funny mom baton into the next generation of mothers, offering unsolicited advice, unnecessary suggestions to avoid peeing a little when you sneeze, inaccurate medical statistics, unhelpful tips for keeping it all together and the possible illegal promotion of prescription medication. Universal and truthfully funny, Someone's Always Watching Me Pee is the black-and-white version of our best girlfriend. This book answers the questions that keep us up at night and makes us feel a little better when we lie to our children ("McDonald's is closed today"). This is not a book for those who share a family bed and jar their own baby food. This is for the moms who dole out Benadryl, not as an allergy medicine, but rather to get their kids to sleep on an airplane or long car ride. The moms whose infants, barely able to formulate but 5 words, can spot a McDonald's or Chick-Fil-A and shout "Chicky Nugget!." And this book is for moms who have, although briefly, (but still nonetheless terrifying) ever lost their child at a pumpkin patch, a grocery store, a mall, a Peter Piper Pizza... or all of the above.


Someone to Watch Over Me

Someone to Watch Over Me

Author: Michelle Stimpson

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

Published: 2013-03-01

Total Pages: 351

ISBN-13: 0758285914

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Tori Henderson is on the fast track in her marketing career in Houston, but her personal life is slow as molasses. So when her beloved Aunt Dottie falls ill, Tori travels back to tiny Bayford to care for her. But when she arrives, she's faced with more than she bargained for, including Dottie's struggling local store and a troubled little step-cousin, DeAndre. . . Just as Tori is feeling overwhelmed, she re-connects with her old crush, the pastor's son, Jacob, who is as handsome as Tori remembers. As the church rallies for Aunt Dottie's recovery, Aunt Dottie rallies to remind Tori of God's love. And when Tori and DeAndre form an unexpected bond, and sparks fly between her and Jacob, small-town life starts looking promising. Tori came to Bayford to give, but she just might receive more than she dreamed was still possible for her. . . Praise for Michelle Stimpson's Novels "Michelle Stimpson does a wonderful job of creating characters that are believable and loveable."—Good Girl Book Club "Inspirational and full of hope." —Urban Reviews on Last Temptation "Her spiritual perspective adds depth that has you pondering her characters long after the book is done." —Tiffany L. Warren,Essence® bestselling author, on Falling Into Grace


OUT OF THE DAYDREAM

OUT OF THE DAYDREAM

Author: Kathleen M. McGinley

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2010-08-27

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 1453518762

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Out of the Daydream is based on the real life story of a young Barry McGinley; an Australian kid born in the mid 30's, who tells us what it was like to grow up in those days. His little adventures together with his unique personality, will take you back in time where things only ever happened in black and white.


Your Worst Fears

Your Worst Fears

Author: Janae Mitchell

Publisher: Janae Mitchell

Published: 2016-10-29

Total Pages: 410

ISBN-13: 1537126008

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"Reality was now a nightmare I couldn't wake up from." When a paranormal research team spends the night in the notoriously haunted Smoky Mountain Sanatorium, they imagine it will be like any other investigation. However, when the normal things that go bump in the night turn into screams, with investigators running from things they can't see, they realize it will be nothing like other investigations. Determined not to let the ghosts of the sanatorium win, they stick together and stay until morning, not leaving until the sun comes up. What the team fails to realize is that they might be able to leave the sanatorium, but they'll never really be able to get away. Once the ghosts of Smoky Mountain Sanatorium are awakened, so are your worst fears.


Spirit Matters

Spirit Matters

Author: Matthew J. Pallamary

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2007-12

Total Pages: 268

ISBN-13: 1434318028

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This book acts as a supplement to a traditional textbook in international business. This book provides for an applications-oriented approach to the study of international business.


Radical

Radical

Author: E. M. Kokie

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2016-09-13

Total Pages: 444

ISBN-13: 0763674141

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Determined to survive the crisis she’s sure is imminent, Bex is at a loss when her world collapses in the one way she hasn’t planned for. Preppers. Survivalists. Bex prefers to think of herself as a realist who plans to survive, but regardless of labels, they’re all sure of the same thing: a crisis is coming. And when it does, Bex will be ready. She’s planned exactly what to pack, she knows how to handle a gun, and she’ll drag her family to safety by force if necessary. When her older brother discovers Clearview, a group that takes survival just as seriously as she does, Bex is intrigued. While outsiders might think they’re a delusional doomsday group, she knows there’s nothing crazy about being prepared. But Bex isn’t prepared for Lucy, who is soft and beautiful and hates guns. As her brother’s involvement with some of the members of Clearview grows increasingly alarming and all the pieces of Bex’s life become more difficult to juggle, Bex has to figure out where her loyalties really lie. In a gripping novel, E. M. Kokie questions our assumptions about family, trust, and what it really takes to survive.


Girl Last Seen

Girl Last Seen

Author: Nina Laurin

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2017-06-20

Total Pages: 246

ISBN-13: 1455569003

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An intense psychological thriller for readers of I Am Watching You,The Luckiest Girl Alive, and All the Missing Girls. Two missing girls. Thirteen years apart. Olivia Shaw has been missing since last Tuesday. She was last seen outside the entrance of her elementary school in Hunts Point wearing a white spring jacket, blue jeans, and pink boots. I force myself to look at the face in the photo, into her slightly smudged features, and I can't bring myself to move. Olivia Shaw could be my mirror image, rewound to thirteen years ago. If you have any knowledge of Olivia Shaw's whereabouts or any relevant information, please contact... I've spent a long time peering into the faces of girls on missing posters, wondering which one replaced me in that basement. But they were never quite the right age, the right look, the right circumstances. Until Olivia Shaw, missing for one week tomorrow. Whoever stole me was never found. But since I was taken, there hasn't been another girl. And now there is.


In the Pit with Piper

In the Pit with Piper

Author: Rowdy Roddy Piper

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2002-11-05

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1440673292

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Here, in his own words, is the story of one of the greatest wrestlers ever—Rowdy Roddy Piper. The bagpipe-playing legend gets down and dirty about the world of professional wrestling—and his own career.


Absolution

Absolution

Author: Anna Tan

Publisher: Teaspoon Publishing

Published: 2022-11-24

Total Pages: 356

ISBN-13: 9671963455

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If cursed is the hand that kills, then it wouldn’t matter if that same hand stole, would it? Tulen feels doubly cursed, forced to serve the bratty princess of Impian as punishment for her crimes. When said princess embarks on a pilgrimage, Tulen grabs her only chance to offer a sacrifice at the holy city of Suci—and maybe, finally, feel clean again. Sultan Mikal has set his face towards Suci—and certain death. Nothing about his Penance is clear, except the fact that if he fails, Terang will fall along with him. When Tulen’s pilgrimage intersects with Sultan Mikal’s quest to fulfil the Covenant of Salt, Tulen faces a difficult dilemma: What is her absolution worth in the face of the sultanate’s very existence?


Father Figure, Dedicated to JFK, Jr

Father Figure, Dedicated to JFK, Jr

Author: Lori Finnila

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2004-08

Total Pages: 171

ISBN-13: 1411608186

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A novel dedicated to JFK, Jr., honoring JFK, Sr.Imagine having your own spy and then getting lost in the midst of all the crime on your own. This story tells of the mystery of hiding and running from it all yet never knowing what you can imagine will happen next. The author hopes that you will be left with some light at the end of the tunnel with this story.The author wrote this book for John because she felt the tragedy was never properly investigated.This story is inspired upon true life events.