Sitting Ducks

Sitting Ducks

Author: Michael Bedard

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2001-06-25

Total Pages: 41

ISBN-13: 0698118979

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Day after day, brand new ducks roll off a giant assembly line operated by alligators at the Colossal Duck Factory. They are loaded into trucks and taken to Ducktown, where they are fattened up in preparation for their final destination—into the stomachs of alligators. Everything proceeds smoothly, until the day one of the alligators decides to take a wayward duck home. Over time, the alligator grows fond of his future dinner. Can a duck and an alligator really be friends in an alligator-eat-duck world? Find out in this charming and humorous friendship story.


Sitting Duck

Sitting Duck

Author: Jackie Urbanovic

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2011-06-14

Total Pages: 42

ISBN-13: 0062067184

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When Brody's niece Anabel comes for a visit, Max and the gang's only job is to keep her out of trouble. How hard could it be to babysit a puppy anyway? To Max's surprise, this fun-loving pup can't help getting into trouble—especially when set loose in the backyard. Turns out being a “sitting duck” is a lot harder than Max expected! In this hilarious Max the Duck book, children will delight in the silly mayhem that results when Max tries to be a good babysitter.


Born to be Wild

Born to be Wild

Author: Michael Bedard

Publisher:

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 20

ISBN-13: 9780744594928

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Based on the animated series of the cult picture book Sitting Ducks - now on TV After banging his head in a scooter accident, Waddle the duck shocks his friends when he wakes quacking wildly and unable to speak Bill believes the bump on his head has caused Waddle to revert to being a wild duck. Ed and Oly decide to hide their socially unacceptable brother in their bathtub, where he can spend the night happily swimming until they come up with a plan. During the night Waddle manages to escape, until Bill spots him perched high on top of a billboard. But how did the back-to-nature boy get up there? Has he regressed so much that he actually flew? And how can Bill get him down again? Following the phenomenal success of Sitting Ducks, this is another cracking comedy adventure based on Michael Bedard's bestselling book and hit TV series.


Plucked Duck!

Plucked Duck!

Author: Annmarie Harris

Publisher:

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780843110753

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When he begins to molt, Bill the duck is unwilling to patiently wait for new feathers to grow and, armed with a map and a secret password, sets out with Aldo the alligator to find a cure.


Quacking Up!

Quacking Up!

Author: Rick Walton

Publisher:

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 68

ISBN-13: 9780843110722

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A joke book filled with wisequacks about Bill, Aldo, and the rest of their friends in Ducktown features the characters from the television show on Cartoon Network, Sitting Ducks.


Denture Adventure

Denture Adventure

Author: Barbara Herndon

Publisher:

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780744594935

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Based on the animated series of the cult picture book Sitting Ducks - now on TV Cecil reveals his latest secret invention to Bill - duck dentures. However, he warns, the duck public is not yet ready for the psychological power that comes from having teeth. Left alone in Cecil's lab, Bill can't resist trying them on. Sneaking them outside, he meets admiring glances and impressed reactions. Bill is excited, but Aldo warns him that teeth are a big responsibility - and with good reason Bill's confidence begins to turn into obnoxiousness as he takes a bite out of the Decoy jukebox and starts scaring ducklings with his glinting choppers. Soon, the whole town is running scared of Chomper. But a strange twist of fate teaches Bill a valuable lesson... Following the phenomenal success of Sitting Ducks, this is another cracking comedy adventure based on Michael Bedard's bestselling book and hit TV series.


Enslaved by Ducks

Enslaved by Ducks

Author: Bob Tarte

Publisher: Algonquin Books

Published: 2004-10-01

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 1565124502

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The book that Entertainment Weekly called "hilarious," Publishers Weekly declared "a true pleasure," Booklist called "heartwarming," and the Dallas Morning News praised as "rich and funny" is now available in paperback. When Bob Tarte bought a house in rural Michigan, he was counting on a tranquil haven. Then Bob married Linda. She wanted a rabbit, which seemed innocuous enough until the bunny chewed through their electrical wiring. And that was just the beginning. Before long, Bob found himself constructing cages, buying feed, clearing duck waste, and spoon-feeding a menagerie of furry and feathery residents. His life of quiet serenity vanished, and he unwittingly became a servant to a relentlessly demanding family. "They dumbfounded him, controlled and teased him, took their share of his flesh, stole his heart" (Kirkus Reviews). Whether commiserating with Bob over the fate of those who are slaves to their animals or regarding his story as a cautionary tale about the rigors of animal ownership, readers on both sides of the fence have found Tarte's story of his chaotic squawking household irresistible--and irresistibly funny.


LZ Sitting Duck

LZ Sitting Duck

Author: John Arsenault Ltcol Usmc (Ret)

Publisher: Liberty Hill Publishing

Published: 2021-05-30

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 9781662813146

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The stories of war and survival told by the Marines that were there "What shines through from this bare-knuckled, furious battle is the core ethos. It comes though loud and clear when you read chapter after chapter in different voices. These Marines had no battlefield prep, no intelligence, no cohesive leadership. What held them together was the Marine spirit. There was nothing else. Wow! What an epic fight!" - Bing West, author of The Last Platoon and The Village "LZ Sitting Duck shows battle from the bottom up. In personal statements it captures the chaos, bravery, confusion, fear, and fighting spirit of Marines of the First Battalion Fourth Marines who fought a fierce hill battle with regular North Vietnamese Army forces in March of 1969. Readers will learn about combat down in the dirt at the very tip of the spearpoint." - Karl Marlantes, author of Matterhorn and What's It Like To Go To War


Beautiful Ducks

Beautiful Ducks

Author: Liz Wright

Publisher: Ivy Press (TX)

Published: 2012-09-30

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781908005502

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The Beautiful series has embraced sheep, pigs, cows, and chickens in its growing portfolio of handsome beasts given the full studio treatment by a leading portrait photographer. Next into the frame waddle the humble members of the Anatidae family of birds. Beautiful Ducks plucks 40 of the world's most distinctive duck breeds from the pond and displays them in all their glory. Stylishly lit and shot against draped backgrounds, these sitting ducks are prize-winning examples that have been primped and preened for their moment in the spotlight. They reveal not only a surprising diversity of shape and hue, but also a range of mischievous personalities and an uncanny ability to look the viewer in the eye. The book includes descriptions of each breed, covering their origins, physical attributes, and uses. There's also a history of ducks, an introduction to breed basics, and reportage photography from rare breed shows. So, whether you wish to get abreast of the duck world, admire beautiful photography, or argue endlessly over your favorite portrait, if you're looking for an irresistible gift book then Beautiful Ducks is guaranteed to fit the bill.


John Byrne

John Byrne

Author: John Byrne

Publisher:

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781906270827

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Published to accompany the exhibition of the same name held at the Scottish National Portrait Gallery, 14th June-19th October, 2014.