Daddy... why Doesn't Santa Use Elephants?

Daddy... why Doesn't Santa Use Elephants?

Author: Blake Ross

Publisher:

Published: 2010-10-01

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 9780615408484

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BRB's Newest Release "Daddy... Why Doesn't Santa Use Elephants?" tells the tale of Santa's search through the animal kingdom in his attempt to choose the perfect sleigh team. We all know the stories of eight tiny reindeer that pull Santa's sleigh, But it hasn't always been that way. "Daddy... Why Doesn't Santa Use Elephants?" is a playful, innocent & wonderfully humorous look at the misadventures that occur during Santa's "sleigh team try outs." The illustrations are a visual treat for all ages to enjoy. A magical picture book that unleashes the child in everyone.


Are You Grumpy, Santa?

Are You Grumpy, Santa?

Author: Gregg Spiridellis

Publisher: Hyperion Books for Children

Published: 2008-09-16

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781423114994

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Sometimes even the merriest, most cheerful guy on the planet wakes up on the wrong side of the bed… First, after a restless night due to Mrs. Claus's snoring, Santa awakes on Christmas morning and stubs his toe. Then the elves shrink his suit, his sleigh gets buried in a snowdrift, and he gets stuck in a chimney. Santa’s had just about enough! But just in the nick of time, he discovers a very special gift of milk and cookies waiting for him. As he munches on the delicious snack, Santa's remembers what Christmas is all about—the gift of love—and, merrily, his grumpies melt away. Now available as a board book, this merrily irreverent Yuletide story, brought to life by Gregg and Evan Spiridellis, will tickle funny bones and touch hearts far and wide.


Suburgatory

Suburgatory

Author: Linda Keenan

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2012-09-04

Total Pages: 245

ISBN-13: 0762777435

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Suburgatory lampoons the absurdities and contradictions that Linda Keenan has witnessed since leaving New York City, where she was a thoroughly urban CNN news producer for seven years, and settling down as a hapless stay-at-home suburban mother. The original proposal for this book was picked up by Warner Brothers, and you can see their imagining of Suburgatory on the ABC show of the same title. Keenan was forced by the man in her life to leave her beloved New York City for a supposed suburban utopia. Instead she found herself trapped in a place where conformity is king, and where she often felt like she had been taken hostage by an adult Girl Scout troop. So Keenan decided to train her twisted reporter's eye on the strange inhabitants of this new foreign land. Thought of as a local town newspaper or website, Suburgatory excoriates—through satirical local “news stories”—the mostly upper middle class American pieties and parenting obsessions, targeting the all-around bad behavior raging underneath the surface of those obsessively tended suburban lawns and bikini lines.


An Undevotional

An Undevotional

Author: Jimmy R. Watson

Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers

Published: 2019-04-30

Total Pages: 276

ISBN-13: 1532673604

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In the same spirit as his previous book, Big Jesus, Watson takes us on a journey through the Gospel of Luke with a touch of humor and a wheelbarrow full of insights and information. Watson believes nothing is more pretentiously self-pious than to write something and call it a "devotional" unless one has already been canonized as a saint. An Undevotional is not a spoon-fed offering of theological niceties, but rather a head-spinning array of possibilities into the mind and ministry of Jesus of Nazareth with contemporary applications. At times irreverent, at all times interesting, this book is un-indispensable for Jesus devotees and un-devotees alike.


Ned Crocker

Ned Crocker

Author: Robin Short

Publisher: Dramatists Play Service, Inc.

Published: 1968

Total Pages: 68

ISBN-13: 9780822208075

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THE STORY: The place is rural New England, the time the latter part of the nineteenth century. Ned Crocker, a twelve-year-old trained from infancy as a bare-back rider, runs away from the circus and works as a stable boy for a young New England spi


A Silly Kitty Christmas

A Silly Kitty Christmas

Author: Nicola Lopetz

Publisher: Silly Kitty

Published: 2021-07

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781427158604

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Silly Kitty tries to help his human Emma at Christmas. Includes school-to-home support for caregivers and teachers.


On Top of the World

On Top of the World

Author: G.R. Richards

Publisher: Great Gay Fiction

Published:

Total Pages: 17

ISBN-13: 1516395255

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Brett's got the world's noisiest neighbors. Maybe he's getting old, but he just wants to come home after Christmas shopping, wrap his gifts, and watch a made-for-TV holiday movie in peace. When Brett escapes to the stairwell in search of silence, the last thing he expects to find is... Santa? Grab this gay Christmas story by the jingle bells, and enjoy a taste of the holidays any time of year!


The Pornographic Pizza

The Pornographic Pizza

Author: Robert Geiser

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2007-04

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 0595434746

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Romping through his private and professional lives, a child psychologist culls funny, outrageous and sometimes sad vignettes in which he: is spooked by a lump of blue coal is involved in a nun's death orders up a pornographic pizza meets a beady-eyed snowman lends Betsy Ross a helping hand is outwitted by a raccoon treats Santa Claus for a seasonal depression conjures up a killer dog as a pet resolves a child's birthday dilemma is stumped by a locked room murder mystery confronts a Latino Santa Claus in a grocery store survives in the world of competitive bridge tournaments, and still has the energy to write more unique and off-beat stories, blending reality with fantasy, in a light-hearted and amusing style.