Shut Up and Give Me a Valium
Shut Up and Give Me a Valium

Author: Kelly Cronk

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2012-11-08

Total Pages: 315

ISBN-13: 130098578X

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Bridget Jones, step aside. This journal documents the gradual, exotic dissension into madness and despair, when a Sober Life Coach is paired with a drug addicted billionaire who refuses to follow directions. Their dysfunctional relationship, ultimately heading for a one-way trip to tragedy. A perfect diabolical mix of humor, mutual hatred, and ass-kissing. Chloe knew of the recent trend of hiring Sober Coaches (as sober bodyguards) where they would accompany their client 24/7 to prevent them from relapsing. Chloe was well qualified. She had sobriety and what amounted to a psychology degree in bullshit and deception. Questions was, did she want to put her personal life on hold for an entire year so she could travel with someone who might potentially relapse, overdose, and die on her? Was it worth the risk? These questions could only be answered by accepting the job and the adventure. "It's 'The Devil Wears Prada' meets 'Girl, Interrupted'"

Love and Iced Tea
Love and Iced Tea

Author: Leslie Finegan

Publisher: Archway Publishing

Published: 2018-05-09

Total Pages: 363

ISBN-13: 1480862266

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Yearning to escape the constant pressure from his family to lead a life he doesn’t want, Eiji Takezo hops in his beaten up Honda and makes a run for it. As he travels across the backroads of America to contemplate what he wants to do with his life, his car unexpectedly breaks down and he finds himself stranded in Cedar Springs, Oklahoma. There he meets a strange cast of characters who take him in, befriend him, and reorder his life before he can blink. None of these new acquaintances is more interesting than Blair Mason, who quickly captures his heart. When he learns that she feels the same way, Eiji decides to build a new life in Cedar Springs. But how long can their love last in the face of bigotry? In this tale of romance and culture clash, a man stranded and lost manages to find love when he least expects it.

Fit to Die
Fit to Die

Author: Karen Hanson Stuyck

Publisher: Speaking Volumes

Published:

Total Pages: 270

ISBN-13: 1645405494

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Lauren Prescott is fifty, fat (according to her husband) and flat broke after he leaves her. To land a magazine job, Lauren writes a profile of a fitness guru who died while jogging—a death that looks increasingly suspicious the more she probes. Her search for her missing husband reveals unexpected criminal secrets. Lauren must decipher the brutal reality behind the two men's public facades, unaware that the killer also has a deadline—for her murder.

NOFX
NOFX

Author: NOFX

Publisher: Da Capo Press

Published: 2016-04-12

Total Pages: 368

ISBN-13: 0306824787

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The candid, hilarious, shocking, occasionally horrifying, and surprisingly moving New York Times bestselling autobiography of punk legends NOFX, their own story in their own words NOFX: The Hepatitis Bathtub and Other Stories is the first tell-all autobiography from one of the world's most influential and controversial punk bands. Alongside hilarious anecdotes about pranks and drunkenness and teenage failures-featuring the trademark NOFX sense of humor-the book also shares the ugliness and horror the band members experienced on the road to becoming DIY millionaires. Fans and non-fans alike will be shocked by stories of murder, suicide, addiction, counterfeiting, riots, bondage, terminal illness, the Yakuza, and pee...lots and lots of pee. Told by each of the band members (and two former members), NOFX looks back at more than thirty years of comedy, tragedy, and completely inexplicable success.

Not Really Gone
Not Really Gone

Author: Blaire Sharpe

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2015-05-08

Total Pages: 313

ISBN-13: 1504905210

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In every family there is a rockthe person that keeps things together. In Blaire Sharpes family, that rock was her grandma. As she shares the inspiring story of her relationship with her grandma, Blaire expands on the notion of what it really means to be loved. When she was just an infant, Blaires troubled parents divorced. Since both parents were incapable of raising Blaire and her siblings, the children were slated for foster careuntil their grandmother, Eleanor, stepped in to raise them as her own. As Eleanor valiantly struggled against a family legacy of alcoholism and depression, she modeled strength and wisdom to endure the most challenging of times. Still, Blaires life was not perfect. As she matured into adulthood, she battled addictions that eventually led her into recovery, just as Eleanors health began to decline. When she found herself sandwiched between two generations, each increasingly needy, Blaire poignantly reveals how she discovered the true meaning of love and commitment, and the essence of what it means to be a mother. Not Really Gone is the story about the undying love a grandmother gave her granddaughtera love that inspired her to carry on and become the rock in her own family.

Terminal Event
Terminal Event

Author: James S Thayer

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-09-15

Total Pages: 434

ISBN-13: 150113194X

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When Joe Durant gets news of an airplane crash outside Seattle, a "terminal event" with no survivors, the distressed former National Transportation Safety Board investigator rushes to the site -- his wife was one of the passengers. Desperate to find answers for his devastated fifteen-year-old daughter, his hunt for clues becomes obsessive. But while he meticulously wades through the wreckage and collects evidence pointing to sabotage, higher powers are determined to blame the tragedy on pilot error. Now the bomber has stepped forward and promised to strike again within ten days...and Durant must race to avert another ghastly catastrophe. Exploring the grimly fascinating world of NTSB crash investigators in riveting, authentic detail, Terminal Event is a page-turning suspense thriller whose shocking ending will leave you gasping.

Tennis, Drugs, and Jesus Christ
Tennis, Drugs, and Jesus Christ

Author: Eric Miller

Publisher: Dorrance Publishing

Published: 2023-03-15

Total Pages: 101

ISBN-13:

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About the Book This book is about a hard-partying Oklahoma, USA tennis family that went from Atheism to Christianity. This book is about how much I love Rock ‘n’ Roll music and comedy. I did my best trying to get all the dates and facts correct, but they’re not perfect. Here is a sociological fact: if one parent is chemically dependent, their children have a fifty percent chance of being chemically dependent. If both parents are chemically dependent, their children have a 75 percent chance of being chemically dependent. The Miller family nailed it. Both parents were chemically dependent. Three out of four of their children were chemically dependent. The Miller family's life is part tragedy and part comedy. Please laugh as hard as you want. Drug abuse is a nightmare. I am not glamorizing drug use in my book. Warning! I have severe ADHD. I've been in special Ed classes my whole life. I've never passed an English class in my life. I'm not a writer, I did my best. I hope you enjoy the Miller family true story. About the Author Hello warriors. My name is Eric Miller. I'm a white liberal, tennis loving, recovering drug addict, trying to let God run my life, good dude. I was born in Iowa City, Iowa in 1966. I grew up in Norman Oklahoma the land of OU sooner football. I was an average NAIA college tennis player for East Central University in Ada Oklahoma. I taught tennis professionally in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma for a long time. I now live in Estes Park Colorado, at close to 8,000 feet. I live with my best friend, my 75-pound, female, deaf dog named Prudence. I've never had children or been married. I'm 100 percent for civil rights for all. Not just for white American males.

Impossible Escalation
Impossible Escalation

Author: Chack Bruno

Publisher: Writat

Published: 2022-03-04

Total Pages: 363

ISBN-13: 9354548814

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bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war! This is a mad story of two presidents with big dreams of ruling the world by themselves. They must resort to unsavory means of deceit, bribery, and corruption to achieve their goals. This novel is set in the Fata Morgana desert.Alexander Monro - President of the free union(Contains about half of worldwide most important countries)-versus Suleiman Aswad - President of the free forces(Contains the other half of worldwide most important countries) they are engaged in an intense battle for power in the desert.Union's Vice president Barney Chaplin doesn’t believe in this war. Nevertheless, he is sent to the front against his will to entertain the troops. This proves to be a risky endeavor with his life to stake to keep the soldiers happy. The battle proves to be a trying affair as it forced old and famous Hollywood actors to act as deadly commando soldiers and go beyond enemy lines. Barney gets captured and looks to be executed until Monro plans a put in place to rescue him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Eventually, both leaders are accused of war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they pull out a doomsday device to hold the world at ransom until something goes very wrong. As this story progresses, we learn about the darker parts of human nature, such as greed, self-centeredness, and immorality. It also sheds light on the struggle in the fight for human survival.

The Lucy Falls Series Box Set
The Lucy Falls Series Box Set

Author: E.R. Whyte

Publisher: Whyte House Publications

Published: 2023-10-20

Total Pages: 1007

ISBN-13:

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For the men of small-town Lucy Falls, protecting the women they love is something that comes naturally. In Play Me False, a professor discovers her husband was never really hers…but maybe her hot teacher's assistant is? Will they have a chance at a happy-ever-after, though, when her deranged ex has other ideas? In the duet Speak No Secrets & Tell No Lies, a student uncovers his young teacher’s dirty little secret. He has a thing for her...but a stalker does, too. In Trust the Liar, an inactive duty officer fleeing from a past full of secrets runs headfirst into the arms of the man who is supposed to kill her. Instead of carrying out his assignment…he kidnaps her, spiriting her away to a remote cabin in a frozen wilderness. Readers call these books “engaging,” “heart-pounding,” and “all-consuming.” In Lucy Falls, the town may be small, but the suspense is chilling, and the heat is anything but. Pick up anywhere in the series and start reading today!

Little Secrets
Little Secrets

Author: Darlene J. Forbes

Publisher: Dorrance Publishing

Published: 2021-09-21

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1637642040

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Little Secrets By: Darlene J. Forbes “Does anyone in your family die of natural causes?” Nancy was beginning to think no, only tragically. Sadly, Nancy saw many loved ones pass away over the years, but the death of her longtime best friend is what finally led her to tell this story. Little Secrets is a book about Nancy and Sally, the stories from their youth, and the trials they have faced through the years. As long as they lived, they would keep each other’s secrets. Now, the secrets come to light: secrets of adultery, abuse, alcoholism, bigotry, and survival. A book as funny as it is heart-wrenching, Little Secrets offers a glimpse into the bonds that women share, reminding us that friendship and strength can survive under the toughest circumstances, even after death.