Shelbourne FC 2006 in verse
Shelbourne FC 2006 in verse

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2013-09-05

Total Pages: 89

ISBN-13: 1291549609

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The 2006 League of Ireland season will be remembered by Shelbourne fans for different reasons. It was the season that we played some of the best football seen at the club. It was the season we clinched the title on the last day of the season. It was the season the club was nearly destroyed by financial problems. It was the season of Stuey Byrne's rant. The poems in this book tell an unfolding tale that charts the highs and lows of a remarkable season.

Shelbourne FC - the 2005 Season in verse
Shelbourne FC - the 2005 Season in verse

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2013-09-15

Total Pages: 157

ISBN-13: 129155985X

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The 2005 League of Ireland season was another epic. Champions Shelbourne had a mid-season slump despite having strengthened the squad; arch-rivals Shamrock Rovers were deducted 8 points for being millions in debt; Cork lost Dolan but gained Rico and snatched the title from Derry on the last day of the season; the Superdrogs won the Cup; and Rico lost his hat. All these events and more were recorded by Peter Goulding in verse form at the time. Sadly, he has now decided to publish them.

The World Cup 2014 in verse (black and white cheapo version)
The World Cup 2014 in verse (black and white cheapo version)

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2014-07-22

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 1291958703

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A poetical diary of the 2014 World Cup written in extremely bad verse. The author set himself the target of writing a poem per match and posting each of them up on www.footballpoets.org within 12 hours of the match finishing. Why he did this is a mystery. He hasn't even been arsed to go back over the poems and edit them. This is a sister book to The World Cup 2014 in bad verse and glorious technicolour which at least has the dubious advantage of brightness.

The World Cup 2006 in verse
The World Cup 2006 in verse

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2010-11-20

Total Pages: 81

ISBN-13: 1291538992

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A diary of the World Cup 2006 in Germany in verse form. Peter Goulding gives a day by day account of matches and rest days as they happened, all done in his inimitable style.

My gal got eaten by a grizzly bear (and other uplifting poems of the Wild Wild West)
My gal got eaten by a grizzly bear (and other uplifting poems of the Wild Wild West)

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2015-10-15

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 1326448994

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It is a very rare publication that features an author who has absolutely no knowledge of the subject about which he is writing. From his safe suburban armchair in Dublin, Ireland, Peter Goulding has watched countless westerns featuring square-jawed heroes who have battled impossible odds to defeat injuns, outlaws and stampeding cattle. Based on these films and to the abject horror of the literary community, he has written numerous poems of questionable merit about life in the wild west (and indeed in the wild, wild west) and has decided to publish them in this slim volume. From botched gunfights to piles, from eating horses to losing children, this book of vaguely comic vignettes describes a side to the wild west (and indeed the wild, wild west) that probably never existed outside of the author's head.

Dining with Milton and Bunyan and other comic verse
Dining with Milton and Bunyan and other comic verse

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2018-01-05

Total Pages: 164

ISBN-13: 0244659826

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Peter Goulding's fourth, or maybe fifth, (who's counting?) book of comic verse again delves the murky depths of the poet's imagination. There are still plenty of poems about murdering his wife and disposing of her body but there are darker poems too - the proliferation of tomatoes on Jupiter, the birth of Princess Charlotte and his critiques of the counties of Tipperary and Offaly, to name but four. His mind, which, to be frank, would be put to much better use, learning a trade or simply vegetating, is again employed solving many of the world's problems in rhyming couplets, villanelles and other fiendish weapons of mass destruction. Comes with a cultural health warning.

The Island of Broken Biscuits
The Island of Broken Biscuits

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2015-09-22

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 1326428780

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In the Waterways Department of the Irish Government, an employee discovers that his last four Hobnobs have been stolen. At approximately the same time, twenty miles away, twenty three packets of Rich Tea biscuits have been lifted from a supermarket in Ashbourne. This is unprecedented in Irish and, indeed, world history. Chief Inspector Jacobs, who had helped to solve the infamous Chocolate Digestive theft of 1994, is summoned to solve the crime before the social order crumbles. Can Jacobs wrap up the case and drag Ireland back from the brink of anarchy? How do they get the figs into the fig rolls? And what is the lighthouse thing about? The Island of Broken Biscuits is a comic novel set over five days. It holds the World Record for mentions of Custard Creams (55) and has been rejected by many, many publishers.

Terry Mancini's arse (and 238 other comic football poems)
Terry Mancini's arse (and 238 other comic football poems)

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2010-12-15

Total Pages: 236

ISBN-13: 129154304X

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239 poems about what the Americans call soccer, most of them darkly funny, some of them wistful and nostalgic, a few angry.This is the cumulation of Peter Goulding's 15 years writing football poetry.

The Complete Community Voice Musings
The Complete Community Voice Musings

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2010-11-21

Total Pages: 456

ISBN-13: 1291542515

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For eight years, Peter Goulding wrote a regular Musings column in the Community Voice, Dublin 15's newspaper of record. Quirky and humorous, they are a snapshot of life in a large suburb of Dublin during the volatile noughties, covering areas as diverse as local politics, refuse collection and Lionel Richie.

Bosoms bared - poems to read poolside
Bosoms bared - poems to read poolside

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2013-08-29

Total Pages: 111

ISBN-13: 1291541845

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The 125 poems contained in this collection were written on sunbeds on five different sun holidays and are about the experience of going on a sun holiday. They are intended to be read while on a sun holiday. Of course you can read it over the Christmas holidays if you prefer, or on the bus into work. Your call. Some of the poems are funny, some are reflective, some stray into the area of black humour. Most of them are crap. That's life.