Shark Jokes

Shark Jokes

Author: C. M. C. Mandra

Publisher: Dog Ear Publishing

Published: 2006-10

Total Pages: 101

ISBN-13: 159858183X

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Ahoy, Reader, welcome aboard Sail with us as we venture into the deep blue sea where the sharks roam. As we enter their world in the ocean, the sharks will circle us as we circle the waters. They will also circle us with laughter. They have a sense of humor that tickles their funny cartilage while it charms our funny bones. You may ask, "What is a funny cartilage?" Since sharks belong to a class of fish that do not have true bones, they have cartilaginous (made of cartilage) skeletons. Therefore, one tickles their funny cartilage - Har har har By the way, all the different types of sharks mentioned here are actual species. The lengths given in some of the illustrations are average lengths. So welcome aboard, Matey, as we set sail for the world of Shark Jokes C.M.C. Mandra lives near the Southern California coast where several species of sharks, including the Great White, live in the offshore waters. She has worked in education (mostly college level), done research in earth science and wildlife, and has an M.A. in physical geography. One origin of this book is the wish to entertain and soften attitudes toward sharks because most are harmless.


I Am the Shark

I Am the Shark

Author: Joan Holub

Publisher: Crown Books for Young Readers

Published: 2021-05-04

Total Pages: 27

ISBN-13: 0525645306

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What makes the great white shark (one of) the greatest fish in the sea? FIN-d out in this hilarious fish-out-of-water story that's perfect for Shark Week and all year-round! "Don't miss this one." -School Library Journal, Starred Review Hi! I am Great White Shark, and if you get this book, you'll read all about ME--the greatest shark in the sea! Not so fast! Greenland Shark here, and as the oldest shark in this book, that makes me the greatest. Did someone say fast? I'm Mako Shark, and I'm the fastest shark in this book! Eat my bubbles! Wow, I'm Hammerhead Shark. You don't need my special eyes to see that there are lots of great sharks in this book. Sink your teeth into it now! New York Times bestselling author Joan Holub makes a splash with bestselling illustrator Laurie Keller to deliver an entertaining undersea story filled with the greatest shark facts in the ocean!


Everything Awesome About Sharks and Other Underwater Creatures!

Everything Awesome About Sharks and Other Underwater Creatures!

Author: Mike Lowery

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2020-10-06

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1338739514

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Discover the ULTIMATE, 128-paged book about all things sharks and underwater creatures, from the creative brain of Mike Lowery! Featuring fun facts, jokes, comics, maps, and more. Did you know that sharks can be as small as a banana, or bigger than a bus? Or that whale sharks have more than 3,000 teeth? Did you know that giant squids have eyes the size of dinner plates? Or that clownfish are protected by snot armor?? Find out all this and more, in this comprehensive, hilarious underwater deep dive from Mike Lowery!For fans of Dog Man who love nonfiction, discover this definitive, go-to book about everything AWESOME you EVER wanted to know about all things under the sea. Uncover a wealth of weird, wacky, and wild facts about sharks and underwater creatures, told in Mike Lowery's signature, acclaimed comic style with bright and energetic artwork, fresh framing devices, and hilarious jokes. This is the go-to book for shark enthusiasts that kids will put in their backpacks and obsess over, bridging the gap between encyclopedic nonfiction content and lighter picture book fare, filling the need with a one-stop shop for the legions of 7-10 year olds who want to know absolutely everything there is to know about underwater creatures.Discover the must-have book for shark fanatics, a madcap field guide full of facts and humor, and learn everything you ever wanted to know about underwater creatures!


Jokes and Targets

Jokes and Targets

Author: Christie Davies

Publisher: Indiana University Press

Published: 2011-05-23

Total Pages: 328

ISBN-13: 0253223024

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Jokes and Targets takes up an appealing and entertaining topic—the social and historical origins of jokes about familiar targets such as rustics, Jewish spouses, used car salesmen, and dumb blondes. Christie Davies explains why political jokes flourished in the Soviet Union, why Europeans tell jokes about American lawyers but not about their own lawyers, and why sex jokes often refer to France rather than to other countries. One of the world's leading experts on the study of humor, Davies provides a wide-ranging and detailed study of the jokes that make up an important part of everyday conversation.


The Funny Life of Sharks

The Funny Life of Sharks

Author: James Campbell

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2020-06-11

Total Pages: 122

ISBN-13: 1526625407

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A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Ever wondered why sharks have such a bad reputation? Are they dangerous, human-munching monsters? Or have we got it all wrong? In fact, only SIX people get attacked by sharks every year across the WHOLE WORLD. And how many sharks are eaten by humans every year? ONE HUNDRED MILLION! So maybe sharks are more afraid of us ... Take a deep dive into the ridiculously funny life of sharks (and some things that have nothing to do with sharks but are still splendidly funny) according to James Campbell, comedian extraordinaire. This face-achingly funny book will also teach you about great white sharks, tiger sharks and hammerhead sharks, just how incredibly old sharks are, and why sharks are SO important for the environment and how to look after them. So, whether you're seriously afraid of sharks or love them so much you want to invite a shark to your next birthday party, this HILARIOUS book is for you. Prepare to roll around the floor laughing with the snot-inducingly brilliant The Funny Life of Sharks, with side-splittingly funny illustrations from Rob Jones.


Jokes and More About Fish

Jokes and More About Fish

Author: Maria Nelson

Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP

Published: 2014-07-15

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 1482405474

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With more than 30,000 species of fish on Earth, some of them have got to do surprising and silly things. The African lungfish is a fish—that can live on land! One kind of fish has two sets of eyes, so it can see above and below itself. Through wordplay and short riddles, readers will explore this crazy underwater world. Colorful photographs and illustrations accent more than two dozen jokes about fish, including a few biting barbs at sharks!


The Out to Sea Joke Book

The Out to Sea Joke Book

Author: Sean Connolly

Publisher: The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc

Published: 2013-01-15

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 1615336605

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A multitude of seafaring jokes are ready for reading, laughing, and sharing. Easy-to-follow language makes the material easily understandable and accessible to readers of all ages. This title is great addition to any jokester’s library.


Sharks in the Arts

Sharks in the Arts

Author: Vivienne Westbrook

Publisher: Routledge

Published: 2018-05-11

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 1317399064

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This book is the most thorough exploration to date of the many ways in which a wild creature has been absorbed, reimagined and represented across the ages in all of the major art forms. The authors consider not only how the identity of sharks in the natural environment became incorporated into a cultural environment but also how sharks came to be considered the most feared creatures in the open oceans as a consequence of this incorporation. Yet sharks are especially important in helping to maintain a balance that is essential to the health of the oceans. The book begins with a treatment of the three sharks at the top of global shark-attack files from scientific, economic and environmental perspectives. Subsequent chapters engage with cultural representations of sharks in poetry, drama, art, novels, screenplay adaptations and films. Through an exploration of the ways in which sharks have been represented in human culture through the centuries, this book alerts the global community to the importance of sharks as a common cultural heritage. It aims to change perceptions of sharks so that they can become more revered than feared. The authors of this book argue that an increased understanding of sharks should lead to the development of better strategies for shark and human interactions. This book will be of great interest to researchers and students of the Environmental Humanities, Cultural History and the Arts. It is also excellent supplementary reading for courses in Zoology and Marine Science.


Surviving the Shark

Surviving the Shark

Author: Jonathan Kathrein

Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.

Published: 2012-07

Total Pages: 225

ISBN-13: 1616086807

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The jolting and inspiring survival tale of Jonathan Kathrein's encounter with a great white shark.


Shark Bites

Shark Bites

Author: Greg Ambrose

Publisher: Bess Press

Published: 1996

Total Pages: 150

ISBN-13: 9781573060547

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16 close encounters with the ocean's most feared predator.