Second-Hand Boogers
Second-Hand Boogers

Author: Kevin Moyers

Publisher: Bunny 17 Media

Published: 2017-06

Total Pages: 61

ISBN-13: 1950400387

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Through trials, turmoil, silliness, and solitude, Kevin Moyers shares his experiences as a single dad raising a little girl. Whether he's reaching back to catch a handful of car puke, or he's dissecting a classic animated film for its disturbing themes, he takes an honest and open look at what it takes to be a dad, and what it's like to be seen as a secondary parent, warts, boogers, and all.

The Secret Life of Boogers
The Secret Life of Boogers

Author: Mariona Tolosa Sisteré

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2020-10-06

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1728235189

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A delightfully disgusting and scientific look at boogers and how they can get us out of sticky situations! Snot might seem disgusting, but it's actually (s)not! In fact, it defends our bodies and keeps us healthy by trapping viruses and bacteria in its sticky web. Finally giving mucus the recognition it deserves, The Secret Life of Boogers pulls back the curtain and reveals snot as the superhero it really is. Readers both young and old will delight in this snarky look at the science of boogers while they learn about the countless important roles snot plays in our bodies.

Yuck's Big Booger Challenge
Yuck's Big Booger Challenge

Author: Matt and Dave

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-06-04

Total Pages: 111

ISBN-13: 1442483113

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In the first of two stories, Yuck makes a deal with his mother to stop picking his nose, making the whole family suspicious; and in the second, Yuck has a brilliant(ly disgusting) idea to make sure his mother never again nags him about wearing clean socks.

The Resurrection of Booger Mapes
The Resurrection of Booger Mapes

Author: John D. Ferguson

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2009-06-04

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1462824331

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...For the umpteenth time this morning, the thin man with wary eyes pours another cup of coffee and returns to his seat at the dinette table. He performs the task for something to do, just like the sip he takes from the cup, more for action than thirst. There is nothing unfamiliar about, but he studies the air before his face with intensity. His gaze moves from the checkered oilskin tablecloth to the pale light of the only kitchen window and back again. Through a deep mental fog he sees neither. He is lost in thought. The thump of frying pan on the stove top makes him jump. Rina has come into the kitchen without him even noticing, and is now bustling about the kitchen doing cooking things with a familiar ease and her peculiar habit of humming to herself when pleasantly occupied. Her back is straight, hips full and fi rm, and buttocks tightly packed into the confi nes of denim jeans. With the unnerving second sense of some women, she glances over her shoulder with a knowing smile...

Booger Fairy
Booger Fairy

Author: Hells Lefse

Publisher: PublishAmerica

Published: 2012-11-01

Total Pages: 357

ISBN-13: 1627099077

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"Christmas a time to warm the hearts and souls of young and old and good and bad. Wait a minute did we say "bad"? Sven, Lena and Ole are off for a much needed vacation to the country no one wants. Situated between Canada and the United States lies the tiny nation called Snot Islands. The United States "does not" want them and Canada "does not" want them. The islands got their name from a clerical error. Someone a long time ago was told to record the name of this little nation. They heard the word "does not" and because it was said quickly and no one bothered to say "what did you say? " "Does not" was misunderstood to become "snot" and that is how the Snot Islands came to exist. As fate would have it our little island nation was destined to become a major player in this new technically advanced world of Christmas. A handful of strange and eccentric residents and a nation obsessed with booger's is about to start a brand new Christmas tradition. For the old at heart and the young of mind grab the family and curl up in front of the fireplace. Serve hot chocolate and eggnog to everyone. If you're Scandinavian and even if you are not a good helping of Lefse is always a great yuletide treat. Now pick up this book and start a new family tradition as old as the word itself. Read out loud to your family and loved ones of the world's greatest new Christmas icon "The Booger Fairy.""

I'm a Booger... Treat Me with Respect!
I'm a Booger... Treat Me with Respect!

Author: Julia Cook

Publisher:

Published: 2007-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781934073117

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Presents an overview of what boogers are, the purpose they serve in the body, and how to dispose of them in a sanitary manner.

Precious Bryony Rose and the Icky Sticky Booger Boys
Precious Bryony Rose and the Icky Sticky Booger Boys

Author: Fiona Shirley Pope

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2013-04

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13: 1483617769

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What could possibly change your life over night and turn a happy existence into a tit for tat practical joke nightmare? Having three brothers move in as your new next door neighbours that's what! Bryony Rose comes head to head with the unruly and unstoppable Booger boys after her own dog displays out of control behaviour that ends up causing Bryony Rose major embarrassment. Bryony Rose develops a serious need to pay back her new neighbours for laughing at her public misfortune. She plans her own practical joke for revenge but it goes way too well and the next thing she knows she is at war with the Booger boys!

Booger King Fights Back
Booger King Fights Back

Author: Zuni Blue

Publisher: Saved Press

Published: 2013-07-13

Total Pages: 12

ISBN-13:

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The D-twin Adventures start with Booger King Fights Back, an action-packed short story. Dixon's mum told him to stop picking his nose. He should've listened. Now Dixon and his twin sister Daria must battle Booger King and his army. The twins will be picked and flicked, but will they be eaten? ---- Relevant words or phrases that describe this book: booger book for kids, monster story book, children's horror books

Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger
Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger

Author: Kevin Bolger

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2009-11-25

Total Pages: 227

ISBN-13: 1595142843

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In the kingdom of Armpit, a young prince with a penchant for practical jokes joins a flatulent, old knight on a quest to find the silent, but deadly source of the Foul West Wind and to vanquish the monstrous Booger.

Booger Town and the Sycamore Tree
Booger Town and the Sycamore Tree

Author: Princess Pretty Eyes

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2017-11-16

Total Pages: 395

ISBN-13: 1524575909

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This is a story about incest, child molestation, rape, suicide, bullying, physical abuse, murder, and multiple pedophiles and ghosts. Pedophiles, rapists, and murderers have been around since the beginning of time.