Santa Responds

Santa Responds

Author: Santa Claus

Publisher: Running Press Adult

Published: 2008-09-23

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 0786741058

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Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve. Dear Billy, I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!! Your pal, Santa


Santa Responds

Santa Responds

Author: Santa Claus

Publisher: Running Press Adult

Published: 2008-09-23

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 0786741058

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Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve. Dear Billy, I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!! Your pal, Santa


The Dragon World: The Tale of Two Santa's

The Dragon World: The Tale of Two Santa's

Author: Kenneth Dennis

Publisher: Kenneth C Dennis

Published:

Total Pages:

ISBN-13:

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Rebecca Helmsley's husband dies in January 2020 and must make a life before the Coronavirus happens and returns to her job. She is furloughed from her job when COVID-19 stay at home orders hits and went into depression. Santa receives two letters from her kids and performs a selfless act of asking Santa Claus for help, and Santa goes and visit them a week before Christmas. He then got transported into the dragon world by the Aragorn Dragons. Santa Claws, Storm and Blake must return Santa back to the human world and save the dragon and human world Christmas before the King Aragorn (Evil Elf) and his clan of dragons destroy Christmas. This is one story that you can pass down to your kids.


Letters to Santa Claus

Letters to Santa Claus

Author: The Elves

Publisher: Indiana University Press

Published: 2015-10-05

Total Pages: 225

ISBN-13: 0253017947

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A “poignant” collection of real letters sent to Santa Claus—a town in Indiana—from the 1930s to the twenty-first century, from both children and adults (The New York Times). For countless Christmases, children—and sometimes adults—have stuffed their dreams, wishes, and promises into envelopes. Over many decades, millions of these letters have poured into Santa Claus, Indiana. Arriving from all corners of the globe, the letters ask for toys, family reunions, snow, and help for the needy—sometimes the needy being the writers themselves. They are candid, heartfelt, and often blunt. Many children wonder how Santa gets into their chimneyless homes. One child reminds Santa that she has not hit her brothers over 1,350 times that year, and another respectfully requests two million dollars in “cold cash.” One child hopes to make his life better with a time machine, an adult woman asks for a man, and one miscreant actually threatens Santa’s reindeer! Containing more than 250 actual letters and envelopes from the naughty and nice reaching back to the 1930s, this moving book will touch hearts and bring back memories of a time in our lives when the man with a white beard and a red suit held out the hope that our wishes might come true. “Often very affecting . . . also offers an unusual window into American history.” —Library Journal “The letters . . . are alternately silly and somber, hilarious and heartfelt.” —The Weekly Standard


Santa's Silver Belle

Santa's Silver Belle

Author: P.A. Cousins

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2020-12-01

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13: 1665509023

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Christmas Eve is right around the corner, and an accident at the North Pole that happened with just a few days to go now suddenly has the elves scrambling to find a last-minute solution for Santa’s round the world flight. As teams of reindeer train for their flight, will the elves be able to come up with a fix? The Workshop is already in full overdrive to wrap up every child’s Christmas wish – and the clock is ticking! Santa’s Silver Belle is a truly original Christmas fable - one rooted in traditions of Christmas’ past that brings the North Pole into the modern era. A book for all ages, each generation will take away something different from this tale that will become a new Christmas tradition for the whole family.


Santa’s Journey to the Rock

Santa’s Journey to the Rock

Author: Roxanne Bowman

Publisher: LifeRich Publishing

Published: 2020-06-23

Total Pages: 75

ISBN-13: 1489727019

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This opens with YOU the reader searching for the legendary North Pole and Santa. You run interference with the surly submarine captain has been hired to take up to the Highest North destination of earth. Once there after arguments about how to search so you don’t kill yourself, you go outside for the first run, but You find “the spot”. Dive in feet first, you find no crash down but a gentle landing into an idyllic world. You find a very disgruntled and depressed Santa who has really LOST it. As far as he is concerned, there is no more use for him or Christmas, all his spirit is gone. A very concerned Mama Claus conceives in her mind to use HER Christmas magic and spirit with the help of all the supervisor elves (and YOU as a silent unseen observer) on a journey to find out the reason of Christmas. Go with us on a journey through the good things and the bad things of the eras of Christmas. Go through war torn challenges, go through political angsts of today and yesterday. Find meanings of Santa’s through his first name and what the original focus of what spurred him into action.. You begin to believe that which you too thought was nothing more than fantasy.


The Magic of Santa Claus More Than Just a Red Suit

The Magic of Santa Claus More Than Just a Red Suit

Author: Kenneth Moore

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2006-03

Total Pages: 94

ISBN-13: 1411686179

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Take a magical tour with author Kenneth Moore as he guides you through your journey to becoming a real Santa Claus. With over 35 years of experience in the role of the world's most beloved holiday icon, Ken shares with you his knowledge, insider tips, and trade "secrets" so you can truly discover for yourself...The Magic of Santa Claus!


Dear Santa, Please Come to the 19th Floor

Dear Santa, Please Come to the 19th Floor

Author: Yin

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2011-09-29

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 1101650303

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Willy wants to cheer his best friend, Carlos, up. And what better way to do so than a Christmas visit from Santa Claus himself? But when Santa answers Willy's e-mail pleading with him to visit the 19th floor of their inner-city apartment building, he doesn't quite know what is in store for him. Yin and Chris Soentpiet, the author-illustrator pair who created the ALA notable Coolies, bring us a heartwarming and modern Christmas story with the lush illustrations that Soentpiet fans have come to love.