Reindeer Toots on Christmas (Pee-Yew)
Reindeer Toots on Christmas (Pee-Yew)

Author: Matthew Sullivan

Publisher:

Published: 2021-11-03

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781957108001

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This hilarious holiday parody puts a new twist on Mariah Carey's Christmas classic. Written to match the melody of "All I Want For Christmas Is You," Reindeer Toots on Christmas tells the story of a nearly Christmas-canceling mistake made by Santa Claus-feeding reindeers Brussels sprouts! Thankfully, Old Saint Nick is able to come up with a trick to overcome the ensuing farts and keep the night before Christmas on track. Reindeer Toots on Christmas will bring extra joy to your holidays and have your whole family laughing out loud. It's appropriate for ALL AGES who can appreciate silly toot humor (that's not overly gross). Words used include toot, fart, SBD, and booty breeze.

Stinky Puppies
Stinky Puppies

Author: Matthew Sullivan

Publisher:

Published: 2020-12-17

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ISBN-13: 9780996302074

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The second book in the Animal Sing-Along Series, Stinky Puppies will have you and your child laughing and smiling from ear to ear as you read or sing along to the melody of "Single Ladies." So, be ready to "lift your paws up!"Everyone loves puppies. But even the cutest puppy can turn into a stinky puppy if they aren't given the attention they need. This hilarious book reminds children of the responsibility that comes with a new dog and what can happen when you don't take that responsibility seriously. Here's a hint: it definitely isn't pretty, and it's also super stinky.

Help a Honey Bee
Help a Honey Bee

Author: Matthew Sullivan

Publisher:

Published: 2020-10-13

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9780996302043

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It isn't easy being a honey bee. Between the hazards of the job and the demanding queen bee, it's anything but the bee's knees. Help a Honey Bee tells the story of a frustrated little bee who dreams of the scientific breakthrough that will allow him to finally retire and start living his best life. Parents and kids alike will love this hilarious story that can be sung to the melody of "You Belong With Me."Help a Honey Bee is the first release in the Animal Sing-Along Series. a collection of funny books for toddlers, preschoolers, and early readers that can be sung to the melodies of some of the biggest pop hits of the last 20 years and beyond. Each book is performed by a different animal (or insect), all of whom have their own unique and humorous challenges to overcome. Not only are Animal Sing-Along books hilarious and fun to read but they also help children develop and enhance their language, memory, and comprehension skills, making them the perfect singing story for parents, preschool teachers, and music teachers.

Our Farm Dance
Our Farm Dance

Author: Matthew Sullivan

Publisher:

Published: 2021-08-22

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ISBN-13: 9780996302098

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It's time to boogie in the barnyard! This fun and funny story features some barnyard buddies who have been busy working hard on the farm. But these little animals have big dreams-that the farmer will listen to their pleas and let them do what every animal and human really wants to do-dance! Written to match the melody of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance," Our Farm Dance uses humor and song to teach children about the joy of creative expression and cutting loose! It's the perfect book for fans of Sandra Boynton, Alice Shertle's Little Blue Truck series, and Craig Smiths' Donkey books, and it will make bedtime a blast for you and your child! So, get ready to moo, baa, and cluck with the big farm crew.

Nut Free Squirrel
Nut Free Squirrel

Author: Matthew Sullivan

Publisher:

Published: 2021-03-04

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ISBN-13: 9780996302081

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The third book in the Animal Sing-Along Series,? Nut Free Squirrel? was written to match the melody of "Uptown Girl" and tells the story of a little critter whose food allergy prevents him from enjoying the finer things of the forest. Determined, he sets out to find some new foods to feast on.

The Thesaurus of Slang
The Thesaurus of Slang

Author: Esther Lewin

Publisher: Checkmark Books

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 456

ISBN-13: 9780816036615

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Includes jargon, sports slang, and ethnic and regional expressions

Charles Dickens and Music
Charles Dickens and Music

Author: James T Lightwood

Publisher: Franklin Classics

Published: 2018-10-11

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 9780342434077

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This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. To ensure a quality reading experience, this work has been proofread and republished using a format that seamlessly blends the original graphical elements with text in an easy-to-read typeface. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Year 2: Redemption
Year 2: Redemption

Author: Tamara Hart Heiner

Publisher: Tamark Books

Published: 2021-04-01

Total Pages: 476

ISBN-13:

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I betrayed them all. I delivered the dagger to the underworld. And yet, the masters of the academy did not expel me. Instead, they gave me my wings and told me there is a plan for me. A plan for me? Sometimes it seems they've forgotten who I am. What I am. I can't forget. Nor can I forgive myself. But there might be a way to redeem myself. When the archangels offer me a chance to go to earth, I snatch it up. It means I'll learn more about mortality. How to relate to humans. And it means I'll get to spend more time with Maalik, the angel who taught me how to feel joy. Except earth is dangerous. Earth has temptations. Earth is confusing. And there are too many choices. I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. And I may have just ushered in the Great War. Welcome to Guardian Angel Academy. Year 2: Redemption is the second book in an exciting new teen/YA paranormal angel academy series with a slow burn enemies-to-lovers romance. Perfect for fans of Supernatural Academy, Dark Angel Academy, Shadowspell Academy, and Evermore Academy. One click today to dive in!

Homophones and Homographs
Homophones and Homographs

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Publisher: McFarland

Published: 2014-11-01

Total Pages: 861

ISBN-13: 1476603936

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This expanded fourth edition defines and cross-references 9,040 homophones and 2,133 homographs (up from 7,870 and 1,554 in the 3rd ed.). As the most comprehensive compilation of American homophones (words that sound alike) and homographs (look-alikes), this latest edition serves well where even the most modern spell-checkers and word processors fail--although rain, reign, and rein may be spelled correctly, the context in which these words may appropriately be used is not obvious to a computer.