Dog Gone Mystery When Cruft’s Best of Breeds Champion mysteriously disappears; the finger of suspicion points at the owner of a rival kennel. Somerset police find the missing Scottish terrier’s dermal tracker, but cannot find further evidence of a crime. Having no proof they are unable to do anything and drop any investigations. The other dogs call in Ratchet and Stench, and even though they uncover clues that suggest a brutal murder, the animal sleuths aren’t convinced.
This thrilling, unpredictable, yet sometimes hilarious quest, takes you from the fashionable London restaurant scene to the wild, untamed jungles of the Cardamom Mountains, where an English baker helps a Cambodian refugee searching for his missing family and an elusive plant, the source of an exquisite spice. After receiving word from a Cambodian-based American P.I. claiming to have found the family, the unlikely pair embarks on a quest to reunite them and locate the plant, which the Cambodian found near his village before witnessing the Khmer Rouge herd his family away like animals over thirty-years earlier. However, the pair are unaware the P.I. is a disgraced former DEA agent with ties to a major drug cartel, who coincidently, also want the plant, believing it to be a mythical opium poppy, rumored to produce undetectable heroin.
The Gobs Hoist up the incontinence pants, brush the fluff from your slippers, and make a nice cup of cocoa. THEY’RE BACK! The Fossils return for their second action-packed hilarious thriller. This time, the peace and tranquillity of Fossdyke gets shattered when our mischievous wrinkled rockers and their megastar friend decide to make a new record album. Once again pursued by the now-disgraced record producer; things take a dangerous twist following the kidnapping of the Fossils manager and friend abroad. With an international hunt underway and the old rockers causing mayhem, a rescue attempt is made with hilarious consequences. Do they succeed? Find out before they get too old for this shit.
Timeless, Four-Book Comedy Collection Two English scallywags masquerading as hapless heroes and the last surviving warrior monk of an ancient Thai order, leave no stone unturned and no mishap untouched as they hunt for the oft-missing golden box that contains the dental remains of the Buddha. Their exhaustive searches and penchant for mayhem take them from an isolated Thai monastery in the Cardamom jungle to find a renegade monk in Thailand suspected of stealing the Buddha relic. Hunt an ex-Khmer Rouge soldier in Cambodia with ties to a family of scientists who want to clone the Buddha. Pursue an Iranian Mercenary and his team in Vietnam, who are funded by a ruthless sheikh seeking the Buddha relic for revenge, and ultimately, solve the mystery behind the deaths of the Buddha’s descendants. Follow the adventures of a combatant monk and two unlikely heroes as they inject chaos into every situation in Siam Storm, a hilarious high–octane thriller series!
Age is just a number and getting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it... Viagra, Snuff, and Rock ‘n’ Roll Fossdyke Retirement Home has seen its fair share of quirky characters, but it’s never seen the likes of these four geriatric musicians who form a band called Fossils. Chaos erupts after winning a national competition, when a local DJ who entered their recording into the contest labels Fossils as a vibrant young rock band. Fearing the English press persecuting them and their families when they find out the truth, the four flee England until they can resolve their situation. Follow the madcap adventures of Britain’s most irreverently lovable elderly rockers as they trip, stumble, and fall into one situation after another while traveling around Southeast Asia evading adoring fans, journalists, and a ruthless record producer. Viagra, Snuff, and Rock ‘n’ Roll
The adventure continues in, Protector, the fourth book of the Siam Storm Series… Siddhartha Gautama, before becoming, the Buddha, had a family. Known by very few to exist, his descendants had been safeguarded throughout the centuries by monastic Buddhist orders, the Tinju being one. When a descendant and his injured protector arrive at the Royal Palace in Bangkok, it is Prime Master Pon's duty to find out who is murdering the descendants. His investigations uncover a plot by a rising savage terror group, so he assembles a team of combatant monks from around the world. Each order of monks has to bring their unique fighting skills to bear to combat the deadly threat. With Spock and Stu as usual getting underfoot, the team have to locate the terror group and stop the killings. Leaving our lovable rogues behind to cause mayhem in Bangkok, Spock and Stu are assigned the task of looking after the surviving descendant and his protector. Protector follows the hazardous journey through unfamiliar terrain as the team races the clock to stop further killing of their brethren, only to discover things are not always as they seem.
This fast-pace Supernatural Thriller takes you from battles raging beneath turbulent seas to the dark stillness of space, where mortals, angels, and demons, battle to mold the populus of planet earth. Death comes to us all; whatever creed, colour, religion, or gender we are, it is an inescapable fact. For most of us, our work on this mortal plane is over, but for thefew, their job has just begun. Introducing, P.A.T.H., Paranormal Assisted Treasure Hunters; three psychically gifted individuals brought together to form a powerful mediatory force between the Mortal World and the Spiritual Plane. Assisted by their spirit protectors and commissioned by lost souls, they find treasures hidden by the souls during their lifetime which they give to their mortal beneficiaries. This fast-paced supernatural thriller follows a sinister plot planned during World War 2 and instigated in the present day, as the team need to discover the connection between the demon spirit of the twentieth century’s greatest despot and his son, the current US President, in Book 1 Return of The Reich. In its race to discover another planet to colonise for its overstretched population, humanity overlooked one thing. When a planetary event occurs around planet earth, the Afterlife Guardians send the PATH team on three quests, the outcome of which will determine the fate of humankind. Should they succeed, people will continue with their safe but chaotic existence However, failure could be a terrifying, yet necessary option, in this gripping climax - book 2, Covenant of the Gods Translator: Robert A Webster PUBLISHER: TEKTIME
Seven Planets: in a parallel solar system, the people from seven different planets engage in a race against time that will decide their fate. The main characters’ destinies are intertwined with hatred, love and ambition, in an attempt to either govern or free the people of the KIC solar system. Imaginary and unique planets, races and cultures will get together in fantastic adventures in order to fight against their charming enemy's thirst for power. Translator: Massimo Longo PUBLISHER: TEKTIME
Fossdyke Retirement Home has seen its fair share of quirky characters, but it’s never seen the likes of these four geriatric rockers! To outsiders, they are sweet, funny, if not a tad bit ornery. To those in the know, they are meddlesome, rebellious, and in way over their heads. When chaos erupts, they’re not far behind. What begin as ordinary days, where others their age would spend their time chatting up a friend or family member, these four spend their days and nights making music, performing for their legion of fans, globetrotting to exciting destinations, and of course, getting mixed up in perilous situations. Between outrunning the press and persistent record companies, coming face-to-face with ISIS rebels, and the occasional death or two, it’s all they can do to keep their wits about them and escape injury. Follow the madcap adventures of Britain’s most irreverently lovable elderly rockers as they trip, stumble, and fall into one situation after another and have a few laughs along the way in From Britain with Love, a hilarious action-packed thriller! Getting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it!
First book in the popular four-part SIAM STORM SERIES The last surviving Warrior monk and two English scallywags leave no stone unturned and no mishap untouched as they inject chaos into every situation in the hunt for the oft-missing golden box that contains ancient dental remains of the Buddha. When a renegade monk now working for a ruthless arms dealer steals the irreplaceable box from a Thai monastery and murders its protectors, it falls upon the surviving monk to retrieve the relic. The monk's exhaustive searches take his from his secluded Thai monastery in the Cardamom jungle, into the seedy world of Cambodia underground, and on to Pattaya, the sin city of Thailand, where he pursues two lovable English rogues on holiday after learning that they now have the relic. Follow the adventures of a combatant monk and two unlikely heroes as they inject chaos into every situation in Siam Storm, a hilarious action-packed thriller! Grab a copy of Siam Storm today, because once you pick up this hilarious adventure and start reading it, you won’t be able to put it down - Dinorah Blackman, ‘Readers favorite’...5 star rating.
