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Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2018-06-19
Total Pages: 29
ISBN-13: 138670198X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhen Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner... Approximately 3,100 words.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2020-01-24
Total Pages: 29
ISBN-13: 1393361803
DOWNLOAD EBOOKKimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time. Approximately 2,800 words.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2020-02-21
Total Pages: 89
ISBN-13: 1393957056
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCan you believe it? Four more stinky stories have squeaked out, including these ghastly ghost turds: PUT ANOTHER FART IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner... PEDO FLAMBÉ When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. FART LOVER SUPREME Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time! DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN FARTS BEFORE THEY HATCH When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortunes? No, probably not. BONUS: THE HAIRIEST BUTT The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 15,500 words.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2014-05-18
Total Pages: 30
ISBN-13: 1624545181
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHelen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,500 words.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2014-01-06
Total Pages: 28
ISBN-13: 1624545033
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPerkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas going to really stink? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2019-05-06
Total Pages: 26
ISBN-13: 138643891X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 1,600 words. WARNING: Butts, with lots of hair on them.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2020-09-24
Total Pages: 24
ISBN-13: 1393329438
DOWNLOAD EBOOKBill Bluster, founder and visionary behind the oddball Bluster Space Entertainment, LLC, sees an opportunity. When a pink asteroid is stopped short of striking earth's 15th colony Syphus, he puts in a bid and snaps it up. Now in his possession, he's not sure what to do with it. How does one go about promoting a pink asteroid that doesn't look the least bit menacing? By promising a gay, old time, of course! Approximately 1,000 words.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2023-12-18
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKVLAD WIECKOWSKY has never smelled worse! Fresh off a plane from Honolulu, which surprisingly didn't crash, it doesn't take long before trouble finds him. But that's nothing a few, nice, timely, juicy air biscuits can't fix. Or not... Approximately 3,000 words.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2018-07-04
Total Pages: 36
ISBN-13: 1386998834
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhen Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortune? No, probably not. Approximately 4,100 words.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2014-08-25
Total Pages: 44
ISBN-13: 1624545386
DOWNLOAD EBOOKYou found her! The hottest chick you've ever laid eyes on wants you and only you. But aren't you forgetting something? You're broke, and this chick is way out of your league. She's scorching hot and you're…well…lucky to have her. Or so you think… This short volume will help demystify the impact of a high maintenance hottie and encourage you to resist the urge to go into debt just to appease her. Approximately 7,000 words.
