Prince of Dorkness

Prince of Dorkness

Author: Tim Collins

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2011-09-06

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 1442433884

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After changing from lame to super-attractive over school break, vampire Nigel acquires a girlfriend, Chloe, and starts the new term as one of the most popular students at school, but then a new student sets his sights on Chloe and Nigel must compete for her affections.


Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

Author: Tim Collins

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2010-08-24

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 1442423188

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Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls. When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?


Diary of a Wimpy Vampire

Diary of a Wimpy Vampire

Author: Tim Collins

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2010-10-15

Total Pages: 221

ISBN-13: 1843176114

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Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to anyone, teenage or otherwise ...


Prince of Dorkness

Prince of Dorkness

Author: Tim Collins

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2011-09-06

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 1442433892

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With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he’s better looking than Nigel. He’s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he’s just stolen Nigel’s girlfriend. What’s a totally lame vampire to do? Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves. Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?


Diary Of Dorkius Maximus

Diary Of Dorkius Maximus

Author: Tim Collins

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2013-02-07

Total Pages: 188

ISBN-13: 1780551886

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This hilarious diary recounts the exploits of Dorkius Maximus, a geeky young boy growing up in ancient Rome.


Fangs a Lot

Fangs a Lot

Author: Tim Collins

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-08-26

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 1481421344

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Tired of running the vampire coven, Nigel Mullet surrenders the leadership to newcomer Viktor in exchange for some small favors, but soon Viktor proves to be evil, even by vampire standards, and Nigel must step in.


The Adventures of a Wimpy Superhero

The Adventures of a Wimpy Superhero

Author: Tim Collins

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2015-09-24

Total Pages: 187

ISBN-13: 1782434402

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After years of watching superhero movies, reading comics and fantasizing about being a crime-fighter, Josh Walker decides to become one.


The Long-Lost Secret Diary Of The World's Worst Knight

The Long-Lost Secret Diary Of The World's Worst Knight

Author: Tim Collins

Publisher: The Salariya Book Company

Published: 2021-02-02

Total Pages: 196

ISBN-13: 1912006677

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These hilarious fictional diaries put us inside the heads of hapless figures from history. Meet Roderick – a scrawny, unremarkable teenager keeping a diary of his life in the Middle Ages. When he’s chosen to become a knight on a quest to find a holy relic (the fingers of St Stephen), Roderick is determined to prove his honour and graduate from zero to hero. ‘Get Real’ fact boxes feature throughout, providing historical context and further information, as well as a timeline, historical biographies and a glossary in the end matter.