Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls

Author: Steve Hockensmith

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2010-05-01

Total Pages: 292

ISBN-13: 1594744823

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Complete with romance, action, comedy, and an army of shambling corpses, this prequel to the hit mash-up novel will have Jane Austen rolling in her grave—or crawling out of it! Four years before the events of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, the Bennet sisters are enjoying a peaceful life in the English countryside, reading, gardening, and daydreaming about future husbands—until a funeral at the local parish goes strangely and horribly awry. Suddenly, corpses are springing from the soft earth—and only one family can stop them. As the bodies pile up, Elizabeth Bennet grows from a naive young teenager into a savage slayer of the undead. Along the way, two men vie for her affections: Master Hawksworth is the powerful warrior who trains her to kill, while thoughtful Dr. Keckilpenny seeks to conquer the walking dead using science instead of strength. Will either man win the prize of Elizabeth’s heart? Or will their hearts be feasted upon by hordes of marauding zombies?


Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Deluxe Heirloom Edition

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Deluxe Heirloom Edition

Author: Jane Austen

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2009-10

Total Pages: 361

ISBN-13: 1594744513

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

The deluxe heirloom edition of the "New York Times" bestseller boasts additional scenes of zombie mayhem, 13 new full-color illustrations, and an essay Afterword by Dr. Allen Grove, Professor of English Literature.


Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Deluxe Heirloom Edition

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Deluxe Heirloom Edition

Author: Jane Austen

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2014-01-21

Total Pages: 363

ISBN-13: 1594744726

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

The New York Times Best Seller now with 30% more zombies! “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.” So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded version of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem. This deluxe heirloom edition includes a new preface by coauthor Seth Grahame-Smith, thirteen oil painting illustrations by Roberto Parada, and a fascinating afterword by Dr. Allen Grove of Alfred University. Best of all, this limited special edition features an incredible 30 percent more zombies—via even more all-new scenes of carnage, corpse slaying, and cannibalism. Complete with a satin ribbon marker and a leatherette binding designed to endure for generations, this hardcover volume honors a masterpiece of classic zombie literature.


Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

Author: Jane Austen

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2009-09-01

Total Pages: 348

ISBN-13: 1594744424

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

New York Times bestseller An uproarious tale of romance, heartbreak, and tentacled mayhem inspired by the classic Jane Austen novel—from the publisher of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters expands the original text of the beloved Jane Austen novel with all-new scenes of giant lobsters, rampaging octopi, two-headed sea serpents, and other biological monstrosities. As our story opens, the Dashwood sisters are evicted from their childhood home and sent to live on a mysterious island full of savage creatures and dark secrets. While sensible Elinor falls in love with Edward Ferrars, her romantic sister Marianne is courted by both the handsome Willoughby and the hideous man-monster Colonel Brandon. Can the Dashwood sisters triumph over meddlesome matriarchs and unscrupulous rogues to find true love? Or will they fall prey to the tentacles that are forever snapping at their heels? This masterful portrait of Regency England blends Jane Austen’s biting social commentary with ultraviolent depictions of sea monsters biting. It’s survival of the fittest—and only the swiftest swimmers will find true love!


Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Author: Seth Grahame-Smith

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2010-03-02

Total Pages: 401

ISBN-13: 0446571857

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Indiana. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother's bedside. She's been stricken with something the old-timers call "Milk Sickness." "My baby boy..." she whispers before dying. Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother's fatal affliction was actually the work of a vampire. When the truth becomes known to young Lincoln, he writes in his journal, "henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose..." Gifted with his legendary height, strength, and skill with an ax, Abe sets out on a path of vengeance that will lead him all the way to the White House. While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for saving a and freeing millions of slaves, his valiant fight against the forces of the undead has remained in the shadows for hundreds of years. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln, and became the first living person to lay eyes on it in more than 140 years. Using the journal as his guide and writing in the grand biographical style of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true life story of our greatest president for the first time-all while revealing the hidden history behind the Civil War and uncovering the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of our nation.


Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Author: Jane Austen

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2009-05-01

Total Pages: 324

ISBN-13: 1594744491

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER: Experience Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice as never before in this audacious horror mash-up full of romance, heartbreak, swordfights—and zombies! This updated edition features 16 pages of color stills from the film adaptation, a reading group discussion guide, and bonus other materials. A mysterious plague falls upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she’s soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield. This updated edition of the New York Times bestseller includes color stills from the film starring Lily James, a reading group discussion guide, and more! Complete with romance, heartbreak, swordfights—not to mention thousands of rotting corpses—Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is a bold retelling of the enduring classic, perfect for literature lovers, zombie fans, and anyone who loves a reanimated Austen.


The Jane Austen Handbook

The Jane Austen Handbook

Author: Margaret Sullivan

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2011-03-08

Total Pages: 227

ISBN-13: 1594745056

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Bridgerton fans and Jane Austen neophytes will be bewitched, body and soul, by this fun, informative guide to the nuances of life in Regency England Every young lady dreams of a life spent exchanging witty asides with a dashing Mr. Darcy, but how should you let him know your intentions? Seek counsel from this charming guide to Jane Austen’s world. Its step-by-step instructions reveal the practicalities of life in Regency England, including sensible advice on: • How to behave at your first ball • How to ride sidesaddle • How to decline an unwanted marriage proposal • How to improve your estate • How to throw a dinner party —and much more. Offering readers a glimpse into day-to-day life in Jane Austen’s time, The Jane Austen Handbook is the perfect companion for fans of her novels and their film adaptations, complete with detailed information on love among the social classes, currency, dress, and nuances of graceful living.


Android Karenina

Android Karenina

Author: Leo Tolstoy

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2010-06-08

Total Pages: 548

ISBN-13: 1594744831

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Leo Tolstoy meets robots in this “creepy, thrilling, and highly enjoyable” sci-fi mashup of the classic Russian novel Anna Karenina (Library Journal). “ . . . lives up to its promise to make Tolstoy ‘awesomer.’”—The Onion AV Club It’s been called the greatest novel ever written. Now, Tolstoy’s timeless saga of love and betrayal is transported to an awesomer version of 19th-century Russia. It is a world humming with high-powered groznium engines: where debutantes dance the 3D waltz in midair, mechanical wolves charge into battle alongside brave young soldiers, and robots—miraculous, beloved robots!—are the faithful companions of everyone who’s anyone. Restless to forge her own destiny in this fantastic modern life, the bold noblewoman Anna and her enigmatic Android Karenina abandon a loveless marriage to seize passion with the daring, handsome Count Vronsky. But when their scandalous affair gets mixed up with dangerous futuristic villainy, the ensuing chaos threatens to rip apart their lives, their families, and—just maybe—all of planet Earth.


The Secret Diary of Mario Balotelli

The Secret Diary of Mario Balotelli

Author: Bruno Vincent

Publisher: Sphere

Published: 2012-05-10

Total Pages: 136

ISBN-13: 1405516097

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

'He's a total rock 'n' roller. There's a bit of Mario in all of us - well, maybe not Gary Neville - but the rest of us most definitely.' Noel Gallagher He may be football's latest superstar, but Mario Balotelli is just as famous off the pitch for his eccentricity and extraordinary antics. From the time he let off fireworks in his bathroom to the notorious bib incident, he's rarely out of the news. But in his secret diary*, as we follow Mario through one turbulent football season and the trail of mayhem he leaves in his wake, we discover that the headlines only tell half the story. Whether he's hiding Silvio Berlusconi in his basement, patrolling the streets of Manchester as a caped crusader or trying to be the first Premiership footballer to go to the moon, the truth is stranger, and much funnier, than we could have expected. *not the actual diary of Mario Balotelli


Pride and Prejudice

Pride and Prejudice

Author: Jane Austen

Publisher:

Published: 2021-01-28

Total Pages: 316

ISBN-13: 9781801644372

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

*New gorgeous case laminate hardcover* This Deluxe Edition, beautifully designed to be collected and given as a gift to your loved ones, includes: - the unabridged manuscript (introduction and list of characters included) - 2 historical reviews (from 1813) - 45 timeless love lessons that will take root in your heart and grow there for a lifetime; - a selection of charming black and white line drawings by C. E. Brock (from 1895 Macmillan Edition of Pride&Prejudice) "In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." - Mr. Darcy Uncover one of the most beloved stories of all time. Celebrated as one of the most famous and influential books of all time, "Pride and Prejudice" stands as a literary masterpiece that has touched millions' hearts. This touching tale uses a delightful sense of humor and an honest look at the customs and rules of the 19th-century upper-class society to grapple with essential questions about marriage, economic inequality, reputation, and above all... true love.