Once Upon a More Enlightened Time
Once Upon a More Enlightened Time

Author: James Finn Garner

Publisher: Macmillan Reference USA

Published: 1996

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 9780783815022

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Another enlightened collection from the bestselling author of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories. Garner continues his mission to liberate our classic fairy tales from archaic, sexist, ageist, classist, lookist, and environmentally unsound prejudices with a new collection of humorous tales for readers of evolved consciousness. 13 line drawings.

Apocalypse Wow!
Apocalypse Wow!

Author: James Finn Garner

Publisher: Thorndike Press

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 9780783882260

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America's master of satire and wit looks at the concepts of UFO conspiracies, numerological calculations, harmonic convergence, the Internet, and talk of the Last Days.

Every Day Is a Holiday, Every Meal Is a Feast
Every Day Is a Holiday, Every Meal Is a Feast

Author: Andrew Anthony Bufalo

Publisher: All American Books

Published: 2006-10-01

Total Pages: 350

ISBN-13: 9780974579382

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Marines jokingly say that "every day is a holiday, and every meal is a feast" in the Corps, but we all know there is more to it than that. And no, I don't mean "every formation is a parade, and every paycheck is a fortune!" Being a Marine is a tough, but rewarding, way of life, and this fourth installment in the "Sea Stories" series takes a look at a lot of those times - along with a liberal dose of knuckleheads and common sense. If you liked the first three, you'll like this one too!

Hindoo Holiday
Hindoo Holiday

Author: J. R. Ackerley

Publisher: New York Review of Books

Published: 2012-10-31

Total Pages: 328

ISBN-13: 1590175247

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In the 1920s, the young J. R. Ackerley spent several months in India as the personal secretary to the maharajah of a small Indian principality. In his journals, Ackerley recorded the Maharajah’s fantastically eccentric habits and riddling conversations, and the odd shambling day-to-day life of his court. Hindoo Holiday is an intimate and very funny account of an exceedingly strange place, and one of the masterpieces of twentieth-century travel literature.

Politically Incorrect Guide to Hunting
Politically Incorrect Guide to Hunting

Author: Frank Miniter

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-08-21

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 1596985402

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Why the Left's anti-hunting propaganda is dead wrong! Nothing is more hated--and more misunderstood--by the trendy Left than hunting. But now intrepid hunter and pro-hunting activist Frank Miniter sets the record straight. In The Politically Incorrect Guide(tm) to Hunting, he details the concrete benefits that hunting provides to all of us--even how it helps the environment. Speaking with wildlife biologists, hunters, farmers, anti-hunters, and victims of animal attacks, Miniter explains how banning hunting negatively affects wildlife populations and conservation. Miniter's fearless, politically incorrect take on hunting lays out the facts that liberal enviro-nuts don't want you to know.

Politically Correct Pinocchio
Politically Correct Pinocchio

Author: James Finn Garner

Publisher:

Published: 2018-08-13

Total Pages: 42

ISBN-13: 9781732658905

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A hilarious retelling of the story of Pinocchio, reflecting the social and political realities of our era.

The Christmas Sweater
The Christmas Sweater

Author: Glenn Beck

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2010-11-09

Total Pages: 21

ISBN-13: 1442426977

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Adapted from the original bestselling novel, The Christmas Sweater: The story of a young boy who finds the true meaning of Christmas.

Aunt Sass
Aunt Sass

Author: P. L. Travers

Publisher: Hachette Books

Published: 2015-10-20

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 0316386596

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A collection of charming holiday tales, by the author of Mary Poppins - a timeless gift for all ages. Each of the stories in this book was written by P.L. Travers as a holiday gift, sent to her friends and family and never published. Now millions of readers and generations of film-goers will get a peek behind the curtain and see how she used her life story to inform her fiction. Whether it is Aunt Sass herself - who is partly her inspiration for Mary Poppins - or the crass ex-jockey whose life work is not at all what it appears, the characters are unforgettable. P.L. Travers wrote with a signature blend of sugar and spice; her characters, including Mary Poppins, are endearing, outsized, and cozy. The Aunt Sass Christmas Stories will delight any child - naughty or nice.

A Christmas Memory
A Christmas Memory

Author: Truman Capote

Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers

Published: 2014-10-28

Total Pages: 49

ISBN-13: 0385392761

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A reminiscence of a Christmas shared by a seven-year-old boy and a sixtyish childlike woman, with enormous love and friendship between them.

Recut Madness
Recut Madness

Author: James Finn Garner

Publisher: Da Capo Press

Published: 2007-04-27

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781568583365

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Recut Madness is a retelling of the Hollywood Classics for red states and blue states. Hollywood movies purport to appeal to a mass audience, but in America today, half the population would see The Passion of the Christ while the other half sees Brokeback Mountain. Such an inclusive strategy is no longer realistic. In Recut Madness some of the most beloved classics are retailed for one side or the other. From a red state Wizard of Oz (aka The Decider of Oz) to a blue state Jaws, Garner has reinvented colorization for the new millennium.