Please Don't Sit on the Kids

Please Don't Sit on the Kids

Author: Clare Cherry

Publisher: Fearon

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780768224542

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This second edition offers positive, insightful advice to teachers looking for new ways to manage behavior in the early childhood classroom. Includes reproducibles and real-life examples for activities. (Available now)


Please Don't Sit on My Bed in Your Outside Clothes

Please Don't Sit on My Bed in Your Outside Clothes

Author: Phoebe Robinson

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2022-06-21

Total Pages: 353

ISBN-13: 0593184920

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THE NATIONAL BESTSELLER, NOW IN PAPERBACK “Another hilarious essay collection from Phoebe Robinson.”—The New York Times Book Review “Strikes the perfect balance of brutally honest and laugh-out-loud funny. I didn’t want it to end.”—Mindy Kaling, New York Times bestselling author of Why Not Me? With sharp, timely insight, pitch-perfect pop culture references, and her always unforgettable voice, New York Times bestselling author, comedian, actress, and producer Phoebe Robinson is back with her most must-read book yet. In her brand-new collection, Phoebe shares stories that will make you laugh, but also plenty that will hit you in the heart and inspire a little bit of rage, and maybe a lot of action. That means revealing her perspective on performative allyship, white guilt, and what happens when white people take up space in cultural movements; exploring what it’s like to be a woman who doesn’t want kids living in a society where motherhood is the crowning achievement of a straight, cis woman’s life; and discussing how the dire state of mental health in America means that taking care of one’s psychological well-being—aka “self-care”—usually requires disposable money. She also shares tales of her mom slowpoking before a visit with Mrs. Obama, the stupidly fake reassurances of zip-line attendants, her favorite things about dating a white person from the UK, and how the lack of Black women in leadership positions fueled her to become the Black lady-boss of her dreams. By turns perceptive, hilarious, and heartfelt, Please Don’t Sit on My Bed in Your Outside Clothes is not only a brilliant look at our current cultural moment, it's also a collection that will stay with readers for years to come.


Can I Sit with You?

Can I Sit with You?

Author: Sarah Jacoby

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2021-03-09

Total Pages: 45

ISBN-13: 1452169306

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The story of a girl and a dog who discover how life transforms and expands with someone by your side. With lyrical text and stunning illustrations, this empathy read illustrates the power of friendship in the face of change. Can I Sit with You? takes readers along one loyal dog's journey with the girl he's meant to be with, no matter how far she roams. This timeless picture book illustrates the importance of companionship and loyalty, and how engaging with others makes the world embrace you in return. • From beloved author-illustrator Sarah Jacoby • Full of playful, incredibly emotive illustrations • Celebrates the importance of connection and unconditional love Readers young and old will enjoy this moving story about the unbreakable bond between a girl and a dog. • Children's books for kids ages 5–8 • Perfect for animal lovers • Great empathy read


Please Don't Sit on the Kids, Grades Toddler - 6

Please Don't Sit on the Kids, Grades Toddler - 6

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Publisher: Carson-Dellosa Publishing

Published: 2012-10-22

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1624421393

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This second edition to the best-selling Please Don't Sit on the Kids offers positive, insightful advice to teachers looking for new ways to manage behavior in the early childhood classroom. The "magic list" of alternatives empowers teachers to stop inappropriate behavior in the classroom, model constructive methods for handling anger, and help children develop social responsibility. Real-life examples are provided. 128 pp.


Never Play Music Right Next to the Zoo

Never Play Music Right Next to the Zoo

Author: John Lithgow

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-10-22

Total Pages: 42

ISBN-13: 1442467444

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A lively and lyrical picture book jaunt from actor and author John Lithgow! Oh, children! Remember! Whatever you may do, Never play music right next to the zoo. They’ll burst from their cages, each beast and each bird, Desperate to play all the music they’ve heard. A concert gets out of hand when the animals at the neighboring zoo storm the stage and play the instruments themselves in this hilarious picture book based on one of John Lithgow’s best-loved tunes.


Oh Crap! Potty Training

Oh Crap! Potty Training

Author: Jamie Glowacki

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-06-16

Total Pages: 186

ISBN-13: 1501122991

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From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.


Please Don't Read This Book

Please Don't Read This Book

Author: Deanna Kizis

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2021-01-12

Total Pages: 21

ISBN-13: 0593116836

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In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures. Wait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. Praise for Please Don't Read This Book: "Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter." --Kirkus Reviews "A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be." --New York Journal of Books "'Please Don’t Read This Book!' is hard to resist — and that’s clearly the plan." --The Virginian-Pilot


The Cat in the Hat

The Cat in the Hat

Author: Dr. Seuss

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13: 000734869X

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Two children sitting at home on a rainy day are visited by the Cat in the Hat who shows them some tricks and games.


Please Don't Come Back from the Moon

Please Don't Come Back from the Moon

Author: Dean Bakopoulos

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 292

ISBN-13: 9780156031677

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In this haunting debut novel, Michael Smolij and his friends are unable to leave the blue-collar Detroit neighborhoods abandoned by their fathers. They stumble through their teens into their 20s until the restlessness of the fathers blooms in them, threatening to carry them away.