Please Don't Eat the Daisies

Please Don't Eat the Daisies

Author: Jean Kerr

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2019-01-22

Total Pages: 110

ISBN-13: 1504055748

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The “refreshing . . . laugh-out-loud” #1 New York Times bestseller about life in the suburbs that was adapted into a classic film comedy (Kirkus Reviews). One day, Tony Award–winning playwright Jean Kerr packed up her four kids (and husband, Walter, one of Broadway’s sharpest critics), and left New York City. They moved to a faraway part of the world that promised a grassy utopia where daisies grew wild and homes were described as neo-gingerbread. In this collection of “wryly observant” essays, Kerr chronicles her new life in this strange land called Larchmont (TheWashington Post). It sounds like bliss—no more cramped apartments and nightmarish after-theater cocktail parties where the martinis were never dry enough. Now she has her very own washer/dryer, a garden, choice seats at the hottest new third-grade school plays (low overhead but they’ll never recoup their losses), and a fresh new kind of lunacy. In Please Don’t Eat the Daisies “Jean Kerr cooks with laughing gas” as she explores the everyday absurdities, anxieties, and joys of marriage, family, friends, home decorating, and maintaining a career—but this time with a garage! (Time).


The Snake Has All the Lines

The Snake Has All the Lines

Author: Jean Kerr

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2022-05-17

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 1504075099

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The #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Please Don’t Eat the Daisies offers another hilarious look at home life, show business, and more. Jean Kerr played many roles in her life, from exasperated mother to Broadway playwright and keen observer of mid-twentieth century suburbia. She also became one of America’s most beloved humorists by sharing her insights and anecdotes in a series of popular newspaper columns. In The Snake Has All the Lines, Kerr explores topics ranging from family vacations and modern convenience to the trials and tribulations of opening a new play. With her inimitable wit, she reminds us that while life may be a day at the beach, a day at the beach with small children can have you questioning your life choices in no time.


Mary, Mary

Mary, Mary

Author: Jean Kerr

Publisher: Dramatists Play Service Inc

Published: 1965

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9780822207375

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THE STORY: As Howard Taubman of the New York Times describes: You will not be overwhelmed to discover that Mary is contrary and that her trouble is basic insecurity. Seems she had an older sister, a stunner. Oh, the traumatic effect on Mary! In hi


Raising Demons

Raising Demons

Author: Shirley Jackson

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2015-05-05

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 0143127292

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In the uproarious sequel to Life Among the Savages, the author of The Haunting of Hill House confronts the most vexing demons yet: her children In the long out-of-print sequel to Life Among the Savages, Jackson’s four children have grown from savages into full-fledged demons. After bursting the seams of their first house, Jackson’s clan moves into a larger home. Of course, the chaos simply moves with them. A confrontation with the IRS, Little League, trumpet lessons, and enough clutter to bury her alive—Jackson spins them all into an indelible reminder that every bit as thrilling as a murderous family in a haunted house is a happy family in a new home.


Bring on the Empty Horses

Bring on the Empty Horses

Author: David Niven

Publisher: Hodder Paperbacks

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780340839959

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Following The Moon's a Ballon, this title presents the second part of David Niven's autobiography. This book aims to be a reminder of a much-loved actor who epitomised, for many, the essential British gent, even when surrounded by the stars of Hollywood.


Lunch Hour

Lunch Hour

Author: Jean Kerr

Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.

Published: 1982

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9780573618628

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Domestic comedy. Psychiatrist whose wife is having an affair, tries to make her jealous by flirting with a man's young wife. 2 acts, 3 scenes, 3 men, 2 women, 1 interior.


Flower Power

Flower Power

Author: Carolyn Keene

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2002-10-14

Total Pages: 80

ISBN-13: 0743424352

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It's a blooming mystery! Nancy and her friends agree that the Pink Princess daisies they've grown from seed are the prettiest flowers ever. They're sure to win a prize at the spring flower show. But shortly before the event, the daisies disappear! Snobby fourth-grader Viola Van Hall told the girls that her flowers were going to take first prize. Classmate Orson Wong wanted the daisies for a horrible science experiment. Belle Bridges sprinkles flower petals all over her salads -- she might have eaten the daisies. Have the girls lost the chance to win the contest, or is the answer to the mystery right under their noses?


Doris Day

Doris Day

Author: David Kaufman

Publisher: Virgin Books Limited

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 680

ISBN-13:

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Kaufman has written Doris Day's incredible, previously untold story. While Day symbolized virtuous America to the rest of the world, she was in many ways the opposite of her image as "the girl next door."