Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for Kids
Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for Kids

Author: Debbie Cressey

Publisher: Xist Publishing

Published: 2019-09-15

Total Pages: 17

ISBN-13: 1532413327

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What's a pirate's favorite book? One filled with pirate jokes, of course! This arrgh-tastic collection of pirate jokes from Debbie Cressey, will get kids talking and laughing like a true pirate. Sofia Sita's vibrant illustrations transform the jokes into an engaging narrative through the funniest parts of pirate life. Perfect for "Talk like a Pirate Day" or any pirate-loving child!

Pirate Joke and Fun Book
Pirate Joke and Fun Book

Author: Shoo Rayner

Publisher: Puffin

Published: 1999

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780140375183

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The Pirate's Secret Joke Book is a wacky and wonderful book of pirate fun - jokes, games and puzzles - illustrated throughtout with lively cartoons.

The ULTIMATE Pirate Joke Book
The ULTIMATE Pirate Joke Book

Author: Rachel Weight

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-13

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13:

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Yo, ho, yo, ho! Ye've found the ultimate treasure! The ONLY pirate joke book ye'll ever need - with hilarious pictures to color in! Impress yer friends and laugh til ye barf (but aim overboard because we've just swabbed the deck!) while a pirate, shark pirate, and mouse pirate (yes, we realized later we could have asked a pi-RATe, but this is one tough mouse pirate) answer the REAL questions you've always (or never) had about pirates . . .

Best Pirate Jokes
Best Pirate Jokes

Author: Ian Rylett

Publisher: Arrow/Children's (a Division of Random House Group)

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13: 9780099413196

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Raise the anchor, batten down the hatches, hoist the sails and giggle along with Captain Horatio Pugwash and his crew for hilarity on the high seas with this top-hole collection of pirate puns, treasure-hunting teasers and general buccaneering buffoonery. Tottering turtles!

The Pirates Next Door
The Pirates Next Door

Author: Jonny Duddle

Publisher: Templar Publishing

Published: 2017-02-08

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 1783703326

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The Jolley-Rogers - a pirate family, are moving to Dull-on-Sea, a quiet seaside town. Stopping to fix up their ship, this unusual family get the whole neighbourhood spreading rumours. Defying the grown-ups, Matilda from next door decides to become friends with the youngest pirate son. When the Jolley-Rogers leave, the town discovers they were wrong to assume the worst - the pirate clan have buried treasure in everyone's gardens (shown in a stunning double-gatefold). Matilda feels sad until she discovers her own treasure - an incredibly exciting new pen friend.

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!
The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Editors of Portable Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-05-01

Total Pages: 90

ISBN-13: 1626866139

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!
Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!

Author: David Lewman

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-04-24

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 1416936041

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This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.

How I Became a Pirate
How I Became a Pirate

Author: Melinda Long

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 9780152018481

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"Pirates have green teeth when they have any teeth at all. I know about pirates, because one day, when I was at the beach building a sand castle and minding my own business, a pirate ship sailed into view."So proclaims Jeremy Jacob, a boy who joins Captain Braid Beard and his crew in this witty look at the finer points of pirate life by the Caldecott Honor winning illustrator David Shannon and the storyteller Melinda Long. Jeremy learns how to say scurvy dog, sing sea chanteys, and throw food . . . but he also learns that there are no books or good night kisses on board: Pirates don t tuck. A swashbuckling adventure with fantastically silly, richly textured illustrations that suit the story to a T. "

The Book of Pirates
The Book of Pirates

Author: Jamaica Rose

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

Published: 2010-08-01

Total Pages: 226

ISBN-13: 1423614801

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“This delightful book” for young readers “is full of creative activities, interspersed with plenty of fascinating historical facts” (School Library Journal). On this here ship, we follow the pirate's code: No frolikin' in the bilges, no songs about scurvy, and most important, each buccaneer must keep his pistol ready for action at all times. Break the code, me bucko, and you'll be forced to walk the plank. In The Big Book of Pirate Stuff, Captain Michael MacLeod and Jamaica Rose teach the fine art of pirateering, from plundering, pillaging, and gambling to digging for buried treasure. A dabble of history, a smatterin' of activities, and a healthy dose of derring-do make this book a must-read for aspiring pirates.