Pet Dad

Pet Dad

Author: Elanna Allen

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2018-05-01

Total Pages: 19

ISBN-13: 052555260X

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Plum wants the perfect pet, but instead realizes she has the perfect dad in this charming and hilarious picture book that's great for father's day. Plum wants a pet. Plum's dad wants NO pets. So Plum, who never takes no for an answer, gets the only pet she can: a pet dad. Dad is a great pet--he loves playtime, tummy rubs, and scratches behind the ears. But every time Plum tries to get him to sit, or fetch, or chase, dad barks NO. Plum doesn't take no for an answer. How will she train her perfect pet (without getting a time-out)? Hilariously relatable and with ultra-cute art, Pet Dad is perfect for kids who love or want pets--or who already have the perfect parents to make up for it.


Pittsburgh Dad

Pittsburgh Dad

Author: Chris Preksta

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2015-04-28

Total Pages: 177

ISBN-13: 0142181722

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When Pittsburgh Dad debuted on YouTube, creators Chris Preksta and Curt Wootton little suspected their sitcom would receive more than sixteen million views and turn their blue-collar everyman into a nationally known figure. Illustrated with hilarious black-and-white photos, Pittsburgh Dad shares the best of the best, from rants about swimming pool rules to reflections on coaching little league to curmudgeonly movie reviews. With its heavy dose of nostalgia and pitch-perfect sensibility, Pittsburgh Dad will have readers laughing in recognition, especially those who love recent blockbusters like Sh*t My Dad Says and Dad Is Fat.


Animal Dads

Animal Dads

Author: Sneed B. Collard, III

Publisher: Turtleback Books

Published: 2000-03

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780613284035

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Illustrations and simple text describe how the males of different species help take care of their young


If My Dad Were a Dog

If My Dad Were a Dog

Author: Annabel Tellis

Publisher: Chicken House

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13:

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"If my dad were a dog, just for a day. I'd tell him to sit, and I'd tell him to stay..." Woof! What kid wouldn't relish the chance to snap a leash on Dad, bark out the commands for a change, then spend the entire day with him in the park? With unfussy photos of a great big slobber-happy Labrador set against cheerful, simple, primary-coloured backgrounds, If My Dad Were a Dog playfully explores, in rhyming text, just what would happen if this wish of every young child came true. Good doggy! Good Daddy!


Dad Is Fat

Dad Is Fat

Author: Jim Gaffigan

Publisher: Crown Archetype

Published: 2013-05-07

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 0385349068

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Jim Gaffigan never imagined he would have his own kids. Though he grew up in a large Irish-Catholic family, Jim was satisfied with the nomadic, nocturnal life of a standup comedian, and was content to be "that weird uncle who lives in an apartment by himself in New York that everyone in the family speculates about." But all that changed when he married and found out his wife, Jeannie "is someone who gets pregnant looking at babies." Five kids later, the comedian whose riffs on everything from Hot Pockets to Jesus have scored millions of hits on YouTube, started to tweet about the mistakes and victories of his life as a dad. Those tweets struck such a chord that he soon passed the million followers mark. But it turns out 140 characters are not enough to express all the joys and horrors of life with five kids, so he's now sharing it all in Dad Is Fat. From new parents to empty nesters to Jim's twenty-something fans, everyone will recognize their own families in these hilarious takes on everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to growing up in a big family ("I always assumed my father had six children so he could have a sufficient lawn crew") to changing diapers in the middle of the night ("like The Hurt Locker but much more dangerous") to bedtime (aka "Negotiating with Terrorists"). Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home.


If My Dad Were an Animal

If My Dad Were an Animal

Author: Jedda Robaard

Publisher: little bee books

Published: 2015-04-07

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781499800364

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This beautiful gift book from Jedda Robaard makes kids wonder what kind of animal their dad would be. If your dad were an animal, what kind of animal would he be? Would he be a sleepy, snoozy koala? Or maybe a stylish penguin? Or perhaps a big, cuddly bear? Jedda Robbard's beautiful, whimsical illustrations fill the pages of this book and invite children to explore their imaginations. This keepsake book also includes a photo frame that kids can use to display a picture of themselves with their dads.


Me & Dog

Me & Dog

Author: Gene Weingarten

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-09-16

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 144249414X

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This endearing friendship story about a boy and his dog from a Pulitzer Prize–winning writer gently explores a timeless question: who’s really in charge? Meet Sid. He’s an ordinary kid. He’s far from perfect. But to Murphy, Sid’s faithful dog, Sid is the whole world. Murphy thinks Sid is the absolute best—and that he’s in charge of everything. Sid loves Murphy right back, but he can’t help but wonder what Murphy would think if he realized the truth: Sid’s just a kid, and Murphy’s just a dog, and neither one can control the world. This deceptively simply picture book is the perfect start to a discussion about a subject seldom seen in children’s books—the nonthreatening feel of a world based on fact and reason, and not faith.


The Pet War

The Pet War

Author: Allan Woodrow

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-10-29

Total Pages: 214

ISBN-13: 0545513219

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THE PET WAR is a hilarious story about the timeless battles of dog vs. cat, brother vs. sister, know-it-all vs. know-nothing. Eleven-year-old Otto wants a dog. His twelve-year-old perfect sister, Lexi, wants a cat. Their mother, who works very long hours as a nurse, wants neither. Pets are expensive so who's going to pay for everything? And what happens to the pet when the siblings are at their dad's for the weekend? Otto has an idea. What if he got a job and earned enough money to pay for the dog? Then Lexi has to open her big mouth. She proposes that whichever sibling can raise enough money first will decide which pet they get. Oddly enough, their mom and dad agree. With Otto and Lexi each out to defeat the other, their business plans become more elaborate and involved. As the competition gets fiercer, the stakes get higher, and the battle lines have been drawn, so let the Pet War begin. . . .


Hug a Bull

Hug a Bull

Author: Aaron Zenz

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 2013-08-08

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 080273572X

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Take a look, my dad's a Gander. Take a nap, our dads are Boars. From baby geese to kangaroos to humans, every mom and dad is known by his or her own special name. Bouncing texts full of fun wordplay and adorable illustrations feature animal parents of every shape and size, and encourage little readers to express big love. Go ahead and hug a bull!


My Father the Dog

My Father the Dog

Author: Elizabeth Bluemle

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2006-04-11

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780763622220

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A young girl suspects that her father is really a dog because he performs such acts as fetching the newspaper and chasing balls. By the illustrator of We've All Got Bellybuttons! 20,000 first printing.