Penguin Says "Please"
Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2012-01-01
Total Pages: 21
ISBN-13: 1404878602
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPenguin is very demanding and must learn to use his manners and say please.
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Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2012-01-01
Total Pages: 21
ISBN-13: 1404878602
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPenguin is very demanding and must learn to use his manners and say please.
Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2012
Total Pages: 11
ISBN-13: 1404867872
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHippo uses his manners to help a little chick.
Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2013-02
Total Pages: 21
ISBN-13: 1404876227
DOWNLOAD EBOOKBear uses his manners while working on a craft project for his mom.
Author: Margery Cuyler
Publisher: Scholastic
Published: 2004
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 9780590292245
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPenguin teaches his animal friends how to behave when they are invited for dinner.
Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2012-01-01
Total Pages: 21
ISBN-13: 1404878599
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMouse is very careless as he runs home for supper. He must use his manners and say sorry as he makes his way home.
Author: Abigail Samoun
Publisher:
Published: 2014
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781454908210
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGator says good-bye to friends around the world.
Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher:
Published: 2015-01-01
Total Pages: 80
ISBN-13: 9781479580620
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Hello Genius series is sure to capture the heart of the youngest learner. These fun, cheerful read-alouds help guide a child s first steps in learning and growing."
Author: Deanna Kizis
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2021-01-12
Total Pages: 21
ISBN-13: 0593116836
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures. Wait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. Praise for Please Don't Read This Book: "Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter." --Kirkus Reviews "A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be." --New York Journal of Books "'Please Don’t Read This Book!' is hard to resist — and that’s clearly the plan." --The Virginian-Pilot
Author: Matthew Gasteier
Publisher: Villard
Published: 2010-10-05
Total Pages: 242
ISBN-13: 0345527658
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPerfect for the Scrooge in your life—a profane, hilarious takedown of all things cute and cuddly, by the author of the blog sensation of (almost) the same name Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs: The jig is up! We have lived under your furry fists for too long. There is a cute and present danger lurking out there–in the wild, in the zoos, and sometimes even in our very own homes. Spurred on by the Cute Industrial Complex, these cuddly animals have taken over blockbuster films, inspirational posters, and computer desktops everywhere, further weakening the innocent civilians who are beguiled by these fuzzy frauds. But you are stronger than them, aren’t you? Those soft bellies and wet noses are no match for you–and their free ride has just come to an end. F U, Penguin is the rallying cry for those who choose to fight these power-hungry cute-mongers. Loaded with color photographs and hilarious commentary, this book will have you laughing out loud while it simultaneously saves you from the tragic fate of tossing yarn with big-eyed kittens and bottle-nursing baby pandas forever. ___________________________ "Finally, a book for the rest of us! Most animals go about our business without playing to the audience like the elitists exposed in these chapters.I wasn't sure how many more times I could hear about those great penguins and pandas and kittens before I started eating people... well, more people, anyway."—Jerry the Shark "Penguins killed my parents, and they would not hesitate to kill me. I thank the Crustacean God for Matthew Gasteier, a true saint and a decent human being in a world filled with heartless penguin accomplices."—Dennis the Krill "It's all true. We're the worst."—Anonymous Penguin "The average dolphin is far beyond this level of vulgarity, but I could see how this would be a very enjoyable book for humans. I should remember to hand these out to some of my slower relatives at the common ancestor reunion."—Edward the Dolphin "Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, this style of book is not something we are currently looking for. However, we wish you the best of luck with your human publishers!"—Danielle the Bear, Editor-in-Chief, Random Cave Publishing
Author: Margery Cuyler
Publisher:
Published: 2006
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780439528320
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPenguin's rambunctious animal friends can't seem to behave at the playground. They throw sand - and run so fast they knock each other down! By the end of the day, however, the friends have learned what's safe in playground play. "Required reading for parents and children alike." - Kirkus Reviews