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Author: Lee Bennett Hopkins
Publisher: StarWalk Kids Media
Published: 2014-08-30
Total Pages: 35
ISBN-13: 1630833622
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIt was simply the worst the most terrible day. Nothing but NOTHING was going my way. If you've ever wondered whether anyone else knows what it's like to have a really bad day, this special collection of poignant and funny poems is for you.
Author: Bob Shea
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 2019-09-17
Total Pages: 41
ISBN-13: 0316525197
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn this hilarious tale of blame, compassion, and forgiveness, a very embarrassed bear is reminded that accidents can happen--but with the support of good friends, life goes on. Reuben the bear's got donuts for everyone in his scout troop, but his friends are all staring at something else: there's a wet spot on Reuben's pants, and it's in a specific area. "WHO WET MY PANTS?" he shouts, and a blame game starts. His buddies try to reassure him there was no crime. Just an accident. It could happen to anyone! But as all the clues begin to point in Reuben's own direction as the culprit, Reuben must come to terms with the truth. Who Wet My Pants? isn't a potty-training book. It's a witty and wise story about embarrassment and anger, empathy and acceptance, and ultimately...forgiveness.
Author: Laurie Keller
Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
Published: 2018-10-02
Total Pages: 23
ISBN-13: 125022599X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA potato and his eggplant nemesis struggle to find the perfect pants in this hilarious, heartwarming tale of forgiveness by bestselling Geisel-Award winning creator Laurie Keller. Potato is excited because today—for one day only— Lance Vance’s Fancy Pants Store is selling . . .POTATO PANTS! Potato rushes over early, but just as he’s about to walk in, something makes him stop. What could it be? Find out in this one-of-a-kind story about misunderstandings and forgiveness, and—of course—Potato Pants! A Christy Ottaviano Book This title has Common Core connections.
Author: Sigal Adler
Publisher:
Published: 2017-06-04
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 9780998906546
DOWNLOAD EBOOKOops i wet my pants *********************** If you feel you need to go even while you play, Go straight to the bathroom without any delay."
Author: Clinton Kelly
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2010-10-12
Total Pages: 210
ISBN-13: 1439169365
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMuffin tops. Scrunchies. Suntan hose. Slut shoes. Visible panty line. Who hasn’t had the unfortunate experience of witnessing—or (gasp!) actually wearing—one of these fashion disasters? The atrocities Clinton Kelly has seen—it’s a surprise he hasn’t gouged out his own eyes. Mom jeans? Fancy fingernails? Tracksuits? In the same straight-talking style that has made TLC’s What Not to Wear a smash hit for eight seasons, the cheeky media personality and author of Freakin’ Fabulous shows women how to outfit themselves with confidence and style as he pokes fun at fashion "don’ts." From the most obvious faux pas (Texas tuxedos) to borderline offenses (peekaboo boobies), Clinton offers detailed and entertaining critiques of our top one hundred sartorial slip-ups. He turns his keen eye to wardrobe, color, cut, cleanliness, hairstyle, accessories, and even posture. And because he loves you, he presents easy alternatives and practical suggestions for creating fabulous outfits that will make you forget you ever wore socks with clogs. Clinton also explains how to use trends to your advantage at any age, from deciding which ones work for you to understanding how to wear them to keep your look relevant. Because if you’re not comfortable in the sequined mini, everyone around you will know it. A delightful mix of hilarious dish and expert fashion advice, Oh No She Didn’t will turn anyone from fashion victim to fashionista in no time.
Author: Jamie Glowacki
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2015-06-16
Total Pages: 186
ISBN-13: 1501122991
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFrom potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Author: William Van Zandt
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
Published: 1987
Total Pages: 72
ISBN-13: 9780573690631
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: Victoria Beckham
Publisher: Harper Collins
Published: 2007-11-01
Total Pages: 386
ISBN-13: 0061544493
DOWNLOAD EBOOK'I've always been a girls' girl. And I know from experience that making the very best of yourself is something any woman can do. I was never the six-foot-tall pin-up. I've always been the girl-next-door who got lucky. I've come a long way in the last ten years, but this book isn't my attempt to tell you what or what not to do. It's just to share some of what I've learned.' In That Extra Half an Inch, a tongue-in-cheek reference to her love of high heels, Beckham shares her tips for finding your own style including: Learning how to dress for special occasions Shopping for everyday wear and where to look for it Accessories: defining the looks that work best for you Helpful hints for the holidays Making the most of your wardrobe How to feel confident and look great every time you leave the house That Extra Half an Inch is a beautiful, nothing-but-the truth, easy-to-use book on fashion, beauty and style. Victoria shares her personal style secrets so whether you're getting ready for work, a night out on the town or even doing the school run, you too can feel confident and look great every time you step out of the front door.
Author: Kerry Christine Vrossink
Publisher: Balboa Press
Published: 2017-12-21
Total Pages: 126
ISBN-13: 1504311493
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSarah Belducci is a newly-divorced journalist in Sydney, Australia, when she meets successful businessman, Brady Jones, and moves in with him. After she secretly becomes pregnant, Sarah mentally begins planning a spectacular wedding and honeymoon before eagerly telling him the news. Much to her chagrin, Brady insists she terminate the pregnancy. When she refuses, he abruptly ends the relationship. A day later, Sarah hastily decides to visit her cousin in Perth. When she discovers Sandy has moved to another city, Sarah is led to the office of handsome real estate agent, Marcus Bowman, who invites her to rent his town house and offers her a job as his assistant. As they grow closer, Sarah nervously reveals she is pregnant. Marcus, who is carrying baggage from his own failed relationship, accepts Sarah just as she is. After they finally fall in love, marry, and Marcus begins raising the child as his own, neither has an idea that her past is about to rise up and send them both down a terrifying path where nothing is certain. For Camerons Sake shares the romantic tale of a young womans journey from heartache to hope after she becomes pregnant and realizes that unconditional love is the best love of all.
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Published: 2009-08-11
Total Pages: 33
ISBN-13: 0375853421
DOWNLOAD EBOOKReaders of all ages love Dr. Seuss's spooky and silly story about facing your fears! Featuring over 50 special glow-in-the-dark bonus stickers and a luxe, gift-worthy cover that glows in the dark and has a matte "soft-touch" finish! I was deep within the woods When, suddenly, I spied them. I saw a pair of pale green pants With nobody inside them! What's a pair of empty green trousers doing by itself in the woods? Or riding a bike through town? The narrator of What Was I Scared Of? does not want to find out. The spooky pants give him the creeps! This Seussian gem from The Sneetches and Other Stories shines on its own as it delivers a timeless message about fear and tolerance. Perfect for slumber parties and perusal by flashlight--it comes with a sheet of spooky glowing stickers bound inside as an added bonus!
