What Nurses Really Want to Say But Can't

What Nurses Really Want to Say But Can't

Author: Nursing Colorful Swearing Dreams

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2024-06-08

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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GAG GIFT IDEA SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Nursing Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, nurses or RN who can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover: Soft Silky Matte Cover Size: 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "This Hospital is such a Clusterfuck and I don't Give a Shit" "Let me Send your Goddamn Sorry Ass Back Home" "Keep your Stupid Fucked up Requests for the Next Shift!" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for nurses moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY


Nurse Because Badass Miracle Worker

Nurse Because Badass Miracle Worker

Author: Snuggle Publishing

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-03

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13:

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This sarcastic notebook makes the funniest gift! It makes a great present with fun Sayings and Office Humor. Good choice for Secretary Day, Teacher, Employee Appreciation, and Coworker Leaving Gifts!. Hilarious for busy moms, dads, aunts, sisters, brothers, Kindergarten teachers, office professionals and everyone who likes a good laugh. Features: 6" x 9", 100 Blanl Lined Pages. Paperback Journal Softcover. Portable size for School, College, Work or Home. Great Gift for the Holidays for Coworkers, Friends, and Family. A Versatile Notebook with 100 Pages. Perfect for you to write your own thoughts, scribbles or doodles, get a little creative or just writing down everyday tasks, ideas or use for school.


The Hangman's Daughter

The Hangman's Daughter

Author: Oliver Pötzsch

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 453

ISBN-13: 054774501X

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Hangman Jakob Kuisl is called upon to investigate whether witchcraft is being practiced in the small town of Schongau in 1659 after a dying boy is pulled from the river with a mark crudely tattooed on his shoulder.


The Blacksmith Queen

The Blacksmith Queen

Author: G.A. Aiken

Publisher: Kensington

Published: 2019-08-27

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 1496721209

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When a prophesy brings war to the Land of the Black Hills, Keeley Smythe must join forces with a clan of mountain warriors who are really centaurs in a thrilling new fantasy romance series from New York Times bestselling author G.A. Aiken. The Old King Is Dead With the demise of the Old King, there’s a prophesy that a queen will ascend to the throne of the Black Hills. Bad news for the king’s sons, who are prepared to defend their birthright against all comers. But for blacksmith Keeley Smythe, war is great for business. Until it looks like the chosen queen will be Beatrix, her younger sister. Now it’s all Keeley can do to protect her family from the enraged royals. Luckily, Keeley doesn’t have to fight alone. Because thundering to her aid comes a clan of kilt-wearing mountain warriors called the Amichai. Not the most socially adept group, but soldiers have never bothered Keeley, and rough, gruff Caid, actually seems to respect her. A good thing because the fierce warrior will be by her side for a much longer ride than any prophesy ever envisioned … Praise for The Dragon Who Loved Me “A chest thumping, mead-hall rocking, enemy slaying brawl of a good book.” —All Things Urban Fantasy “Aiken aces another one.” —RT Book Reviews, 4 Stars


The Things They Carried

The Things They Carried

Author: Tim O'Brien

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2009-10-13

Total Pages: 259

ISBN-13: 0547420293

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A classic work of American literature that has not stopped changing minds and lives since it burst onto the literary scene, The Things They Carried is a ground-breaking meditation on war, memory, imagination, and the redemptive power of storytelling. The Things They Carried depicts the men of Alpha Company: Jimmy Cross, Henry Dobbins, Rat Kiley, Mitchell Sanders, Norman Bowker, Kiowa, and the character Tim O’Brien, who has survived his tour in Vietnam to become a father and writer at the age of forty-three. Taught everywhere—from high school classrooms to graduate seminars in creative writing—it has become required reading for any American and continues to challenge readers in their perceptions of fact and fiction, war and peace, courage and fear and longing. The Things They Carried won France's prestigious Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger and the Chicago Tribune Heartland Prize; it was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award.


The Sleepwalker

The Sleepwalker

Author: R. L. Stine

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 1991-08

Total Pages: 180

ISBN-13: 0671746529

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Mayra Bates fears that her noctural jaunts through the streets of her town will kill her.


Ask a Manager

Ask a Manager

Author: Alison Green

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Published: 2018-05-01

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 0399181822

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From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together


Uncanny Magazine Issue 32

Uncanny Magazine Issue 32

Author: Rae Carson

Publisher: Uncanny Magazine

Published: 2020-01-07

Total Pages: 174

ISBN-13:

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The January/February 2020 issue of Hugo Award-winning Uncanny Magazine. Featuring new fiction by Rae Carson, Eugenia Triantafyllou, C. L. Clark, Bonnie Jo Stufflebeam, Sharon Hsu, and Alex Bledsoe. Reprint fiction by E. Lily Yu. Essays by Meg Elison, Marissa Lingen, Malka Older, and Katharine Duckett, poetry by Ada Hoffmann, Brandon O'Brien, Leah Bobet, and Betsy Aoki, interviews with Eugenia Triantafyllou and Bonnie Joe Stufflebeam by Caroline M. Yoachim, a cover by Nilah Magruder, and editorials by Lynne M. Thomas and Michael Damian Thomas, and Elsa Sjunneson.


Pent Up

Pent Up

Author: Mae Harden

Publisher:

Published: 2021-04-30

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13:

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♥ Julia ♥ Life isn't going great right now. In fact, let's go with "shambles." My job as a pediatric nurse is on the line all because I blew the whistle on an alcoholic doctor. And while he's busy threatening me, my stand-in father is in the hospital for chest pain, my sister is under strict "no stress" orders due to her difficult pregnancy, and I can't tell anyone anything for fear of it getting back to her. Enter Mateo, stage left: the boy next-door turned Navy Seal badass. When it comes to keeping me safe, he won't take no for an answer. I can't get him off my couch, and the longer he's around, the less I actually want him to go. It certainly doesn't help that every glare he throws in my direction ruins another pair of panties, but I absolutely cannot sleep with my brother's best friend. Nope. That would be really, really bad. ♥ Mateo ♥ I've been in love with Julia Donovan since I was old enough to ride a bike without training wheels. I enlisted in the Navy at eighteen, just so I wouldn't have to watch her pine after my older brother anymore. Injured and pushed into early retirement, I'm back in Sonoma for my first long stretch in eight years. I had every intention of avoiding Julia. Of settling into a civilian life that doesn't put me in the path of my best friend's little sister. What's that phrase about good intentions? Yeah... I'm well and truly f*cked. I can't possibly walk away and leave her unprotected, not after catching that douche nozzle threatening her. So, I'm glued to her side, even if it means enduring the endless torture of being close enough to taste her and having to keep my hands to myself.