Now You Shut Op!

Now You Shut Op!

Author: Maxine Chisholm

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2014-10-24

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 1499083882

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Now You Shut Op is a story about a two-year-old little boy who has very little vocabulary and doesnt like to be told what to do. Because he was named after his dad, he at the age of one year old didnt know he had a name. His mom thought that he was super smart for his age, so she decided to put him in Head Start. But to her surprise, he wasnt as ready as she thought. He started wetting on himself after he had to use a different bathroom from what he was use to using at home. For the summer, his mother decided to take a road trip down South to visit her relatives and so they can see her precious little two-year-old. But he wasnt as excited as she had hoped he would be and didnt like to be told what to do by her family, and whenever they said anything to him, he would tell them to shut op. He couldnt even say shut up but rather shut op. He became very excited when he saw his mothers aunt, Aunt Queenie. He had mistaken her for his favorite character.


Fire Shut Up in My Bones

Fire Shut Up in My Bones

Author: Charles M. Blow

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 243

ISBN-13: 0544228049

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A respected journalist describes the abuse he suffered at the hands of a close family relative, the effect this had on his formative years and how he overcame the anger and self-doubt it left behind.


Go the F**k to Sleep

Go the F**k to Sleep

Author: Adam Mansbach

Publisher: Akashic Books

Published: 2011-06-14

Total Pages: 18

ISBN-13: 1453271023

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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.


100 Deadly Skills

100 Deadly Skills

Author: Clint Emerson

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-10-13

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 147679605X

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Offers one hundred concise methods of surviving dangerous situations based on the skills of military special forces operatives, covering such topics as evading ambushes, escaping confinement, and winning a knife fight.