Go the F**k to Sleep
Go the F**k to Sleep

Author: Adam Mansbach

Publisher: Akashic Books

Published: 2011-06-14

Total Pages: 18

ISBN-13: 1453271023

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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Seriously, Just Go to Sleep
Seriously, Just Go to Sleep

Author: Adam Mansbach

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2012-04-03

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1453257802

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The G-rated, child-friendly version of the hilarious #1 New York Times bestselling classic! Go the F*** to Sleep, the picture book for adults, became a cultural sensation by striking a universal chord for parents (with a bit of potty-mouth language to help them vent their frustration). Now, Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortés reunite with Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, inviting the children themselves in on the joke. Of course, kids are well aware of how difficult they can be at bedtime. With Mansbach’s new child-appropriate narrative, kids will recognize their tactics, giggle at their own mischievousness, and empathize with their parents’ struggles—a perspective most children’s books don’t capture. Most importantly, it provides a common ground for children and their parents to talk about one of their most stressful daily rituals. This fresh rendition includes Cortés’s updated illustrations, with a cameo appearance by Samuel L. Jackson, who narrated the audio book version of Go the F*** to Sleep

Good Night, Sweet Dreams, I Love You
Good Night, Sweet Dreams, I Love You

Author: Patrick C. Friman

Publisher: Boys Town Press

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 1889322652

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An infant who wails deep into the night, a toddler who keeps popping out of bed, a young child who procrastinates long past his bedtime does your childs behavior give you nightmares? Many kids seem programmed from birth with bedtime behavior that frustrates and frazzles parents who have difficulty ignoring a babys cry or who feel guilty enforcing an early curfew for a child they havent seen all day. Yet getting sufficient sleep is critical for childrens health and happiness. With humor and empathy, child psychologist Dr. Patrick Friman outlines the problems related to bedtime for children from infancy through middle school and gives you advice and tips on how to handle them. In many cases, he provides several options so you can choose the approach you feel most comfortable with. His suggestions can help end those bedtime hassles and get you and your child the good nights sleep you both need!

Why We Sleep
Why We Sleep

Author: Matthew Walker

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-10-03

Total Pages: 368

ISBN-13: 1501144316

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"Sleep is one of the most important but least understood aspects of our life, wellness, and longevity ... An explosion of scientific discoveries in the last twenty years has shed new light on this fundamental aspect of our lives. Now ... neuroscientist and sleep expert Matthew Walker gives us a new understanding of the vital importance of sleep and dreaming"--Amazon.com.

Right Before Sleep
Right Before Sleep

Author: Miro Tartan

Publisher:

Published: 2020-12-02

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 9781913691035

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The little ones will have so much fun listening and reading this funny rhyme story that takes place right before sleep. Milo and Cat have a very effective sleep routine, but this night, it just doesn't work! They even know a few tricks that helped them quickly fall asleep before. When these tricks won't work - at least not for Milo - it takes a lot of creativity, Cat's magic whiskers, the Know It All book, and a drop of exaggeration to lead Milo to dreamland. ★ Who's going to fall asleep first? Milo, Cat or you? ★ Short extract from the story It was right before sleep, it was already night, But for Milo and Cat, something wasn't quite right! ... "We tried counting sheep and we counted the stars, We even tried counting the distance to Mars." ... "We'll be sleeping in no time; without any doubt. Trust my whiskers," said Cat. "We will figure it out!" ... "This should have some clues, so let's go have a look There's always advice in the KNOW IT ALL book." ...

Go to Sleep (I Miss You)
Go to Sleep (I Miss You)

Author: Lucy Knisley

Publisher: First Second

Published: 2020-02-25

Total Pages: 179

ISBN-13: 1250778085

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An irresistable and hilarious collection of New York Times bestselling author Lucy Knisley's cartoons about new motherhood. Lucy Knisley is one of the great memoirists of the graphic novel format. Following the completion of her pregnancy memoir Kid Gloves (and the birth of her baby), Lucy embarked on a new project: documenting new motherhood in short, spontaneous little cartoons, which she posted on her Instagram, and which quickly gained her a huge cult following among other moms. The best of those wildly popular little cartoons are collected in this adorable gift book, Go to Sleep (I Miss You), a perfect read for expecting parents, new parents, and anyone who loves funny, relatable comics storytelling.

Back to Sleep
Back to Sleep

Author: Zoë Foster Blake

Publisher: Penguin Group Australia

Published: 2020-09-29

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1760897914

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Back to Sleep is a reflection of Zoe Foster Blake’s much-loved brand and profile, told with an authenticity and humour born of experience. Poor Finn is looking forward to drifting off to sleep in his cosy warm bed, when Mummy appears wanting a drink. Finn resettles her and has just fallen asleep, when he’s woken again . . . this time by Daddy, who’s had a bad dream. And so it goes. Just when Finn has one parent back to sleep, the other wakes up! When will these two sleep through the night? A clever, playful, laugh-out-loud story that celebrates the ups and downs of family life. Kids and parents will enjoy sharing this gorgeous bedtime story.

Now Go to Sleep!
Now Go to Sleep!

Author: Matt Carr

Publisher:

Published: 2021-01-08

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9780702306235

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Shirley Sheep (Head of Sleep) comes to the rescue in this brilliant follow-up to Now Wash Your Hands!A funny and calming story that will help little ones make the most of their night-time routine.

Beep! Beep! Go to Sleep!
Beep! Beep! Go to Sleep!

Author: Todd Tarpley

Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Published: 2015-09-08

Total Pages: 41

ISBN-13: 0316388009

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A playful robot bedtime story, illustrated by Caldecott Honoree John Rocco! Quiet at last. Not a peep. Three little robots are... BEEP! BEEP! When his three rambunctious robots give every possible excuse not to go to sleep, what's a little boy to do? With a fun refrain that will have readers of all ages chanting along, here's a book that kids will be begging to read every night before bed.

I Don't Want to Sleep
I Don't Want to Sleep

Author: sigal adler

Publisher:

Published: 2017-04-27

Total Pages: 58

ISBN-13: 9781546328018

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At night when most kids were dozing so deep,Michael could never quite manage to sleep.His mother would read him one book, or two,His father would sing 'till his face turned blue,All day Michael ran and played and kicked ball,But then he'd just shrug: "I'm not tired at all."