No-one Ever Has Sex on Holiday: A Totally Hilarious Summer Read

No-one Ever Has Sex on Holiday: A Totally Hilarious Summer Read

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Bookouture

Published: 2019-07-29

Total Pages: 230

ISBN-13: 9781838880262

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Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at 5 every morning and working a gruelling day in 30-degree heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not. The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let's wait and see... From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this is the perfect book to read on the beach - either with or without small children. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims. Readers love No-one Ever Has Sex on Holiday! 'One of the funniest books I've read this year... I found myself laughing out loud... A fantasticholiday read.' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'A laugh-out-loud romp that had me in literal stitches from start to finish.' Goodreads Reviewer 'Five stars are really not enough for this fantastic book but in the absence of anything more I would just like to say to people reading this review "Read it, you won't regret it."' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'A perfect holiday read.' Goodreads Reviewer 'Totally enjoyable, perfect for the beach!... Loved it, made me laugh from start to finish.' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'Laugh-out-loud funny... If you are a parent this book will speak to you.' Goodreads Reviewer 'Completely fabulous, utterly funny and I think something parents everywhere will really be able to relate to... Utterly hilarious, completely compelling.' Rachel's Random Reads, 5 stars


People We Meet on Vacation

People We Meet on Vacation

Author: Emily Henry

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2021-05-11

Total Pages: 401

ISBN-13: 1984806750

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From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Book Lovers and Beach Read comes a sparkling novel that will leave you with the warm, hazy afterglow usually reserved for the best vacations. Two best friends. Ten summer trips. One last chance to fall in love. Poppy and Alex. Alex and Poppy. They have nothing in common. She’s a wild child; he wears khakis. She has insatiable wanderlust; he prefers to stay home with a book. And somehow, ever since a fateful car share home from college many years ago, they are the very best of friends. For most of the year they live far apart—she’s in New York City, and he’s in their small hometown—but every summer, for a decade, they have taken one glorious week of vacation together. Until two years ago, when they ruined everything. They haven't spoken since. Poppy has everything she should want, but she’s stuck in a rut. When someone asks when she was last truly happy, she knows, without a doubt, it was on that ill-fated, final trip with Alex. And so, she decides to convince her best friend to take one more vacation together—lay everything on the table, make it all right. Miraculously, he agrees. Now she has a week to fix everything. If only she can get around the one big truth that has always stood quietly in the middle of their seemingly perfect relationship. What could possibly go wrong? Named a Most Anticipated Book of 2021 by Newsweek ∙ Oprah Magazine ∙ The Skimm ∙ Marie Claire ∙ Parade ∙ The Wall Street Journal ∙ Chicago Tribune ∙ PopSugar ∙ BookPage ∙ BookBub ∙ Betches ∙ SheReads ∙ Good Housekeeping ∙ BuzzFeed ∙ Business Insider ∙ Real Simple ∙ Frolic ∙ and more!


No-One Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day

No-One Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Bookouture

Published: 2017-10-24

Total Pages: 296

ISBN-13: 9781786812582

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Don't you always plan the perfect Christmas? Don't you always think it will be the best one ever? And doesn't something always come along and screw it up? Katy's been stuck in the office away from her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael BublE Christmas album, whatever it takes. There's only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. But Katy isn't so sure she's ready yet... Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy's mum's 64-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails... Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day? From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you cry with laughter, and then book your flights abroad for the festive season. Perfect for fans of Marian Keyes, Sophie Kinsella and Milly Johnson. Praise for Tracy Bloom: 'I utterly adored this book. It's extremely funny and has your eyes bulging out in excitement waiting for the next page... It's emotional in every different way possible and really will have you not wanting to put it down.' The Book Geek Wears Pyjamas, 5 stars 'This has to be one of my favourite and most memorable books I've read this year.' Book Drunk, 5 stars 'Wow!... a real page turner!... will be looking forward to hearing much more from this author in the future!' Fabulous Book Fiend, 5 stars 'In the first few sentences the book had captured my attention and I was glued to the scenes that were unfolding before me... I was bursting out with laughter, and on more than one occasion I was asked by others what was so hilarious! But it's not only very funny, it is also very heart-felt and full of emotion too... truly fantastic... I honestly cannot wait for Tracy Bloom to bring out another!' Megan Reading In The Sunshine, 5 stars 'Within the first few pages I was already laughing out loud... I continuously switched opinions on how it would or should end so it definitely kept me on my toes... I look forward to more from this author!' V Family Fun, 5 stars 'Hilarious... addictive to read... I was touched by these characters and their journeys.' Novelicious 'This hilarious book will sweep you up in its sheer brilliance.' Marie Claire 'Loved this book. Tracy Bloom had me in stitches. Again.' Milly Johnson


No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday

No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2014-04-13

Total Pages: 354

ISBN-13: 1473506042

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A very funny romantic novel (... and no. 1 ebook bestseller) Childhood sweethearts Matthew and Katy agree they must never see each other again following a school reunion. So all is forgotten ... until eight months later when a shock meeting at an antenatal class forces them to confront the fact that Matthew could be the father of Katy's baby. Love and life are messy, but Katy and Matthew take things to a whole new level as deep emotions begin to resurface and hormones run riot. Never has a one-night-stand led to such chaos!


The Night When No One Had Sex

The Night When No One Had Sex

Author: Kalena Miller

Publisher: Albert Whitman & Company

Published: 2021-10-12

Total Pages: 229

ISBN-13: 0807556327

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2022 Minnesota Book Award Winner A sex-positive all-in-one-night romp told from four different perspectives. It's the night of senior prom, and eighteen-year-old Julia has made a pact with her friends. (Yes, that kind of pact.) They have secured a secluded cabin in the woods, one night without parental supervision, and plenty of condoms. But as soon as they leave the dance, the pact begins to unravel. Alex's grandmother is undergoing emergency surgery, and he and his date rush to the hospital. Zoe’s trying to figure out how she feels about getting off the waitlist at Yale—and how to tell her girlfriend. Madison’s chronic illness flares, holding her back once again from being a normal teenager. And Julia’s fantasy-themed role play gets her locked in a closet. Alternating between each character’s perspective and their ridiculous group chat, The Night When No One Had Sex finds a group of friends navigating the tenuous transition into adulthood and embracing the uncertainty of life after high school.


Sometimes I Lie

Sometimes I Lie

Author: Alice Feeney

Publisher: Flatiron Books

Published: 2018-03-13

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1250144833

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ALICE FEENEYS NEW YORK TIMES AND INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER “Boldly plotted, tightly knotted—a provocative true-or-false thriller that deepens and darkens to its ink-black finale. Marvelous.” —AJ Finn, author of The Woman in the Window My name is Amber Reynolds. There are three things you should know about me: 1. I’m in a coma. 2. My husband doesn’t love me anymore. 3. Sometimes I lie. Amber wakes up in a hospital. She can’t move. She can’t speak. She can’t open her eyes. She can hear everyone around her, but they have no idea. Amber doesn’t remember what happened, but she has a suspicion her husband had something to do with it. Alternating between her paralyzed present, the week before her accident, and a series of childhood diaries from twenty years ago, this brilliant psychological thriller asks: Is something really a lie if you believe it's the truth?


Stuffed: A Thanksgiving Romance

Stuffed: A Thanksgiving Romance

Author: Emma Bray

Publisher: Emma Bray

Published: 2024-11-09

Total Pages: 55

ISBN-13:

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He's going to be stuffing a lot more than the turkey... Claire Harper never expected to spend Thanksgiving helping out at the inn run by the charming new chef, Jax Donovan. Claire is determined to prove her worth, so she’s more focused on her food blog than romance—until she meets Jax, the swoony new inn owner with smoldering brown eyes. Jax has only been in town a few months, but he’s already making waves as the new owner of his late uncle’s inn. When Claire walks into his kitchen, he’s immediately captivated by her fiery attitude and undeniable beauty. And when the holiday preparations heat up, so does the tension between them. As they work side by side to pull off a Thanksgiving feast, Jax can’t resist teasing Claire with innuendos about what he really wants to "stuff." What starts as playful banter quickly turns into something far steamier, leaving Claire breathless—and craving more than just dinner. This Thanksgiving, the heat between them is about to reach a boiling point. Will Claire give in to her desires, or will she walk away before the holiday is over? Warning: This steamy romance is filled with heat, innuendo, and a whole lot of passion—perfect for readers looking to spice up their holiday season.


Holiday in the Hamptons

Holiday in the Hamptons

Author: Sarah Morgan

Publisher: HQN Books

Published: 2017-08-29

Total Pages: 370

ISBN-13: 1488022712

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The perfect summer escape? Professional dog-walker Felicity Knight loves everything about New York…until her ex-husband starts working at her local vet clinic. She hasn’t seen Seth Carlyle in ten years, but one glimpse of him—too gorgeous, and still too good for her—and Fliss’s heart hurts like their whirlwind marriage ended yesterday. So when her grandmother in the Hamptons needs help for the summer, it seems the ideal way to escape her past. Their relationship might have lasted only a few scorching months, but vet Seth knows Fliss—if she’s run away to the Hamptons, it’s because she still feels their connection and it terrifies her. He let her go once before, when he didn’t know any better, but not this summer! With the help of his adorable dog, Lulu, and a sprinkling of beachside magic, Seth is determined to make Fliss see that he’s never stopped loving her… Sarah Morgan delights with more love and laughter in her acclaimed series From Manhattan with Love, which Publishers Weekly calls “engaging…[a] classic sweep-you-off-your-feet romantic experience.” Don't miss Beach House Summer, the ultimate beach read by USA Today bestselling author Sarah Morgan! One woman forges the most unlikely friendship of all, and embarks on a summer of confronting her past in order to build the future she wants.


No One Is Talking About This

No One Is Talking About This

Author: Patricia Lockwood

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2021-02-16

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 0593189604

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FINALIST FOR THE 2021 BOOKER PRIZE & A NEW YORK TIMES TOP 10 BOOK OF 2021 WINNER OF THE DYLAN THOMAS PRIZE “A book that reads like a prose poem, at once sublime, profane, intimate, philosophical, witty and, eventually, deeply moving.” —New York Times Book Review, Editors’ Choice “Wow. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so much reading a book. What an inventive and startling writer…I’m so glad I read this. I really think this book is remarkable.” —David Sedaris From "a formidably gifted writer" (The New York Times Book Review), a book that asks: Is there life after the internet? As this urgent, genre-defying book opens, a woman who has recently been elevated to prominence for her social media posts travels around the world to meet her adoring fans. She is overwhelmed by navigating the new language and etiquette of what she terms "the portal," where she grapples with an unshakable conviction that a vast chorus of voices is now dictating her thoughts. When existential threats--from climate change and economic precariousness to the rise of an unnamed dictator and an epidemic of loneliness--begin to loom, she posts her way deeper into the portal's void. An avalanche of images, details, and references accumulate to form a landscape that is post-sense, post-irony, post-everything. "Are we in hell?" the people of the portal ask themselves. "Are we all just going to keep doing this until we die?" Suddenly, two texts from her mother pierce the fray: "Something has gone wrong," and "How soon can you get here?" As real life and its stakes collide with the increasingly absurd antics of the portal, the woman confronts a world that seems to contain both an abundance of proof that there is goodness, empathy, and justice in the universe, and a deluge of evidence to the contrary. Fragmentary and omniscient, incisive and sincere, No One Is Talking About This is at once a love letter to the endless scroll and a profound, modern meditation on love, language, and human connection from a singular voice in American literature.


One and Only

One and Only

Author: Jenny Holiday

Publisher: Forever

Published: 2018-02-27

Total Pages: 278

ISBN-13: 1455542385

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From the USA Today bestselling author who is a "master of witty banter" (Entertainment Weekly) come a "perfect rom-com" (Refinery29) that proves when opposites attract, sparks fly. With her bridezilla friend on a DIY project rampage, bridesmaid Jane Denning will do anything to escape - even if it means babysitting the groom's troublemaker brother before the wedding. It should be a piece of cake, except the "cake" is a sarcastic former soldier who is 100% wicked hotness and absolutely off-limits. Cameron MacKinnon is ready to let loose after returning from his deployment. But first he'll have to sweet talk the ultra-responsible Jane into taking a walk on the wild side. Turns out, riling her up is the best time he's had in years. But what happens when the fun and games start to turn into something real? "Delightfully sexy and sweet." -- Lauren Layne, New York Times bestselling author "Fantastic! Compelling characters, tons of heat, loads of heart. I highly recommend!" -- M. O'Keefe, USA Today bestselling author "When it comes to creating unputdownable contemporary romances, Holiday is in it to win it." -- Booklist "Satisfying." --The New York Times Book Review What readers are saying about One and Only: "A fun, fast-paced, satisfying read." "Cam is my new book boyfriend....This book is going on my keeper shelf." "This book was SO ENJOYABLE. Every single page gave me all the feels. I loved the characters, the plot, the writing - everything." "A sweet, hilarious and powerful romance story that will warm your heart."