Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap
Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap

Author: Nomadic Family of 5

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2024-03-23

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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Unleash your inner rebel with "Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap," the coloring book that speaks your language - the language of sass, humor, and a touch of naughty. Designed for the mom who juggles it all and deserves a break, this book offers a therapeutic escape with every page. Features: Bold Illustrations: Pages adorned with intricate patterns and cheeky phrases that resonate with every mom. Laugh-Out-Loud Quotes: Each design is paired with a swear word or sassy saying that captures the essence of motherhood's real-talk. Relax and De-stress: Dive into a world of coloring that not only entertains but also helps to melt away the stress of the day. Perfect for Gifting: Whether it's Mother's Day, a birthday, or just because, this book makes a hilarious and relatable gift for any mom with a sense of humor. Note: This book contains adult language and is intended for a mature audience. It's the perfect way to add a little spice to your downtime and have a good laugh in the process. Embrace the chaos of motherhood with a splash of color and a whole lot of attitude!

Mama Needs a Mother Fucking Nap - Gift Coloring Book for Mother's
Mama Needs a Mother Fucking Nap - Gift Coloring Book for Mother's

Author: Yellowdot Publishing

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-26

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13:

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◆ GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS ◆ #Momlife funny adult coloring books for mom It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Coloring Book Features: 8.5"x11" Softcover Coloring Book. 52 single-solid coloring page to color. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress relief. Special Mother's Thank you Gift Coloring Book Perfect size to easily fit in your purse or backpack. Perfect gift for your Mothers in this Thanks Giving day. Quality Controled by AMAZON Blank page to write your feelings of that time.

New Mom Needs a Mother Fucking Nap
New Mom Needs a Mother Fucking Nap

Author: Brandon Jerry

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-30

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13:

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Make the perfect gift for anyone who loves coloring! Enjoy this Coloring Book For Adults who want learn more about fresh moms. Click the cover to reveal what's inside! About this book: 25 full pages drawings of swears, toys, mandalas, and more, Printed on high quality solid white paper. Easily color with crayons, colored pencils or colored pens, Beautiful designs appropriate for all ages, Put a SMILE on your mom face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!

Swear Word Coloring Book for New Mom
Swear Word Coloring Book for New Mom

Author: Zona Randall

Publisher:

Published: 2021-03-18

Total Pages: 56

ISBN-13:

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Are you looking for a perfect gift for new mother? If yes, Then this book is perfect for you! A Funny, Irreverent, Clean Swear Word Nurse Coloring Book Gift Idea In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that mother definitely can use! Product Details: Printed single side for no bleed through. Premium matte-finish cover design. Large format 8.5" x 11" inches. Perfect coloring books for Nurses. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite person Mom face!

New Mom Need a F**king Nap : Swear Word Coloring Book for New Mom
New Mom Need a F**king Nap : Swear Word Coloring Book for New Mom

Author: Dark Night

Publisher:

Published: 2021-04-12

Total Pages: 82

ISBN-13:

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Looking for funny gifts for New Moms? This Flower Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! Funny and cheap gift ideas for New Moms are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this New Mom coloring book! This stress-relieving swear word coloring book for moms & adults only has over 40 single-sided flower designs for you to color. This swear word coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation for you and your moms for all day long, trust me!!! This premium coloring book features: 40 unique illustrations, no repeats Printed single sided on pure white paper Large 8.5 x 11 pages Carefully chosen designs will provide hours of fun, stress relief, creativity, and relaxation. Each page is professionally composed to provide the highest quality Makes a wonderful and unique gift for mothers day. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place.

Moods in Motion
Moods in Motion

Author: Karen Kleiman

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-05-31

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13: 9781533319081

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Created by an internationally recognized expert in the treatment of postpartum depression and anxiety, and author of several books on perinatal distress, this book provides the perfect format to introduce a postpartum woman to evidence-based recommendations for healing. Moods in Motion is a unique coloring book which addresses the specific areas of distress facing new mothers. Each illustration depicts a symptom followed by an adjoining illustration along with descriptions of recommendations for healing. We are learning more about the benefits of art therapy techniques to distract an anxious mind. Unfortunately, negative, unwanted thoughts are a common phenomenon causing much stress to postpartum women. Moods in Motion provides a restorative tool so moms can gain control over how they are feeling and enjoy a creative outlet at the same time. In this way, Moods in Motion is more than a coloring book which will ease stress. It is an illustrated guide toward recovery which enables any postpartum woman to actively participate in her healing. As you color your way through the symptom and healing pages, you will envision and internalize suggestions that bring you closer to feeling like yourself again!

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry
Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Author: Hannah Caner

Publisher: Castle Point Books

Published: 2016-04-26

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781250119919

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Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

Confessions of a Domestic Failure
Confessions of a Domestic Failure

Author: Bunmi Laditan

Publisher: MIRA

Published: 2017-05-02

Total Pages: 209

ISBN-13: 1488022887

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From the creator of The Honest Toddler comes a fiction debut “perfect for readers looking for a funny, realistic look at motherhood” (Booklist, starred review). There are good moms and bad moms . . . and then there are hot-mess moms. Confessions of a Domestic Failure introduces readers to Ashley Keller, career girl turned stay-at-home mom who’s trying to navigate the world of Pinterest-perfect mommies. When Ashley gets the chance to enroll in a mommy-blog maven’s Motherhood Better boot camp, she jumps at the chance to become the perfect mom she’s always wanted to be. But the pursuit of perfection has a way of going perfectly wrong. With her razor-sharp wit, Bunmi Laditan creates an unforgettable and hilariously relatable character while lambasting the social pressures every new mother faces. “Freaking hilarious. This is the novel moms have been waiting for.” —Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened

You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom
You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom

Author: Leslie Anne Bruce

Publisher: Seal Press

Published: 2019-09-10

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1580058914

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A much-needed voice of encouragement for every woman who had a baby and lost her mind Sometimes, motherhood feels never-ending. A child is born, chaos ensues, and it seems like life will never return to normal. In You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom, award-winning journalist and Instagram star Leslie Anne Bruce acknowledges that, yes, motherhood is a total mind f*ck-but then she offers the self-empowerment lessons new mothers need to get through the psychic upheaval and emerge stronger than ever. After childbirth, a woman's body, her relationships, and her very sense of self are tested like never before. Bruce encourages readers to look past the sugarcoated truisms about the miracles of child-rearing in order to embrace the real joys of motherhood, spit-up stains and all. Loaded with unfettered support from a mom who has been through it all, You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom offers a lifeline of encouragement, inspiration, and community for the new mama who got a baby, lost her mind, and desperately wants to find herself again.