My Weirder-est School #2: Miss Porter Is Out of Order!
My Weirder-est School #2: Miss Porter Is Out of Order!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2019-06-18

Total Pages: 85

ISBN-13: 0062691066

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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this second book in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends are getting a substitute. Miss Porter isn’t your average teacher, though. She’s a Personal Digital Assistant that literally knows everything. She can tell a million hundred weird jokes and get pizza delivered by drone in seconds! But what happens when Miss Porter’s system is no longer set to fun? Will anyone be able to shut her down before she takes over Ella Mentry? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

Dr. Floss Is the Boss
Dr. Floss Is the Boss

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Harper

Published: 2020-11

Total Pages: 104

ISBN-13: 9781646974382

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It's National Dessert Day, and Ella Mentry School has brought in local dentist Dr. Floss to teach A.J. and his friends about the dental dangers of sweets. But Dr. Floss has other plans. She wants the kids to eat as many sweets as possible so that they'll need a dentist.

My Weirder School #2: Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin'
My Weirder School #2: Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin'

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2011-06-21

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 0062084534

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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this second book in the My Weirder School series, everything seems to be on the fritz, including the teachers! Luckily, Mr. Harrison, the tech guy at Ella Mentry School, can fix anything: computers, phones, pencil sharpeners. He can also build anything, like a solar-powered umbrella! But when the power goes out in the school, everyone is yelling and screaming and freaking out in the dark. Can Mr. Harrison save the day before there’s total chaos? Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.

My Weirder-est School #11: Mrs. Stoker Is a Joker!
My Weirder-est School #11: Mrs. Stoker Is a Joker!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2022-06-21

Total Pages: 86

ISBN-13: 0062910876

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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this penultimate book of the My Weirder-est School arc, grab a chair with A.J. and his friends as Ella Mentry School welcomes a new principal to the stage—put your hands together for Mrs. Stoker! Mr. Klutz is retiring! (A surprise even to him, courtesy of scheming Dr. Carbles.) Vice principal Mrs. Jafee thinks it’s her time to shine, but Dr. Carbles has hired someone else for the job! Stand-up comedian Mrs. Stoker is ready to defend her place as principal in a joke-off against Mrs. Jafee. Will Mrs. Stoker have the last laugh? Or will she lose her audience when things get serious? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

My Weirder-est School #9: Mrs. Barr Has Gone Too Far!
My Weirder-est School #9: Mrs. Barr Has Gone Too Far!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2021-10-19

Total Pages: 79

ISBN-13: 0062910817

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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this ninth book in the My Weirder-est School arc, A.J. and his friends learn some new, exciting facts about geography from a world traveler. No need to pack your bags for this trip! After noticing that A.J. and his friends’ geography knowledge could use some work, Mr. Cooper invites to class just the person to help. Globetrotter Mrs. Barr speaks seven languages and has visited nearly two hundred countries! But why does she carry a suitcase everywhere she goes? And why does she open a window whenever she walks into a room? Perhaps Mrs. Barr has something to hide! Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

My Weirder-est School #7: Ms. Jo-Jo Is a Yo-Yo!
My Weirder-est School #7: Ms. Jo-Jo Is a Yo-Yo!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2021-02-16

Total Pages: 86

ISBN-13: 0062910426

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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this seventh book in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends learn some very weird ways to prepare for a difficult test. Test scores are low and stress levels are high at Ella Mentry School. Wellness expert Ms. Jo-Jo has come to help A.J. and his friends relax so they can ace the upcoming Fundamental Arithmetic/Reading Test. But can turtle yoga and crystal salt lamps really help A.J. and his friends relax and focus? Or will the F.A.R.T. end up blowing them all away? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

My Weirder-est School #10: Mr. Ott Is a Crackpot!
My Weirder-est School #10: Mr. Ott Is a Crackpot!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2022-02-15

Total Pages: 91

ISBN-13: 0062910841

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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! This tenth book in the My Weirder-est School arc knocks it out of the park as A.J. and his friends learn how to play softball. Batter up! A.J.’s class is going head-to-head against Dirk School in a charity softball game. The losing team must clean one of the toilets in the winning school with a toothbrush! Retired baseball pro Mr. Ott is here to lead Ella Mentry School to victory. But will his weird coaching tactics be a home run, or a swing and a miss? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

My Weird School Special: Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls!
My Weird School Special: Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2013-09-24

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 0062206842

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With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! It's Christmas, and you know what that means! Santa Claus is coming to town! Or at least to the local mall. But what happens when kid rapper Cray-Z gives a Christmas concert at the same mall and all his fans go bananas? One thing's for sure—if A.J. and the gang from Ella Mentry School want to save the day, they will need a Christmas miracle. Bestselling author Dan Gutman brings his kid-friendly sense of humor to this special series of after-school, holiday-themed chapter books featuring hilarious stories and thirty-two pages of games, puzzles, and more. This is one weird Christmas special you won’t want to miss!

Miss Small Is Off the Wall!
Miss Small Is Off the Wall!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher:

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781536433906

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A.J. and the other second graders do everything except play sports when they go to "fizz ed" class with their new teacher, Miss Small.

Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!
Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Perfection Learning

Published: 2005-04-01

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 9780756975425

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The music teacher, Mr. Hynde, break-dances and plays bongo drums on the principal's bald head. The school nurse is gorgeous and hiding a secret identity. How are A.J. and his friends supposed to learn anything with these insane adults around? Illustrations.